The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

[PH_77]

Lonely said:

Vipers said:

PH_77 said:

There was only about 50 free spaces in the car park.

I just couldnt walk away from that. When I see this I wonder about their general driving abilities.

I wonder more about their "couldn't give two sts about anyone else" attitude.

Doesn't look like your average Asda car park mind. Probably used by like minded people.

It's a local authority funded sports facility so it's used by a range of people.

[Castrol for a knave]

PH_77 said:

There was only about 50 free spaces in the car park.

I've sold it now, but I used to enjoy sliding my Series 3 Lightweight alongside tts like that. Put the crooklock on and wander off.

I did it in a multi-storey to some twunt taking up 2 spaces in an X3. Edged alongside, left a gnat's cock between my door and theirs, hopped out the passenger side and went for a mocha chock venti skinny frappacino.

[Lonely]

PH_77 said:

Lonely said:

Vipers said:

PH_77 said:

There was only about 50 free spaces in the car park.

I just couldnt walk away from that. When I see this I wonder about their general driving abilities.

I wonder more about their "couldn't give two sts about anyone else" attitude.

Doesn't look like your average Asda car park mind. Probably used by like minded people.

It's a local authority funded sports facility so it's used by a range of people.

Looks posh. Location?

[PH_77]

Lonely said:

Looks posh. Location?

Craiglockhart, Edinburgh.

[Lonely]

PH_77 said:

Lonely said:

Looks posh. Location?

Craiglockhart, Edinburgh.

Nice. I wouldn't dare leave my pride and joy in any of my local authority funded sports facilities!

[Vipers]

Lonely said:

PH_77 said:

Lonely said:

Looks posh. Location?

Craiglockhart, Edinburgh.

Nice. I wouldn't dare leave my pride and joy in any of my local authority funded sports facilities!

Isn't every bodies car their P & J? I have always Parked when I can, to eliminate dings etc, trying for a corner slot if available?

Edited by Vipers on Tuesday 16th March 21:43

[seyre1972]

Lovely Car - cr@p parking. If somebody on here park further away rather than like a twonk !!

[MartG]

[carlove]

seyre1972 said:

Lovely Car - cr@p parking. If somebody on here park further away rather than like a twonk !!

That looks like crap parking rather than parking in a way that avoids door dings.

[Vipers]

Parked as close to the entrance, couldn't be bother finding two spaces and driving in taking two, too difficult, the space in front of him was occupied when he pulled in.




I get home just as an old biddy abandons her car, only excuse is that it is in Aberdeen and maybe she isnt used to driving in the sunshine

[MartG]

Vipers said:

Parked as close to the entrance, couldn't be bother finding two spaces and driving in taking two, too difficult, the space in front of him was occupied when he pulled in.

Dumb as well as a crap parker - makes more sense to park near the exit so a shorter walk carrying whatever you've bought, rather than near the entrance when you've nothing to carry

[PH User]

MartG said:

Vipers said:

Parked as close to the entrance, couldn't be bother finding two spaces and driving in taking two, too difficult, the space in front of him was occupied when he pulled in.

Dumb as well as a crap parker - makes more sense to park near the exit so a shorter walk carrying whatever you've bought, rather than near the entrance when you've nothing to carry

Like a pack of screws?

[Vipers]

PH User said:

Like a pack of screws?

[Hol]

PH_77 said:

Lonely said:

Vipers said:

PH_77 said:

There was only about 50 free spaces in the car park.

I just couldnt walk away from that. When I see this I wonder about their general driving abilities.

I wonder more about their "couldn't give two sts about anyone else" attitude.

Doesn't look like your average Asda car park mind. Probably used by like minded people.

It's a local authority funded sports facility so it's used by a range of people.

Probably also the sort who decides they deserve ALL the flat surface space in the Gym changing room, like a German tourist with a beach towel.

They absolutely always have a face like a smacked arse when you ask them to move their strategically spaced items.

[Vipers]

Hol said:

They absolutely always have a face like a smacked arse when you ask them to move their strategically ABANDONED items.

Reads better

[untakenname]

Came across this today loading slap bang in the middle of the road.

[Sebring440]

untakenname said:

Came across this today loading slap bang in the middle of the road.

Is that you, suitably offended, in the mobility scooter?

There was obviously a vehicle parked on the left when the lorry arrived.

[Desiderata]

Sebring440 said:

untakenname said:

Came across this today loading slap bang in the middle of the road.

Is that you, suitably offended, in the mobility scooter?

There was obviously a vehicle parked on the left when the lorry arrived.

Does that make it all right to park in the middle of the road then?

[Writhing]

[N7GTX]

Writhing said:

That's quality.