The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

[Spleen]

Sebring440 said:

Is that you, suitably offended, in the mobility scooter?

Stylish, very stylish.

[SmoothCriminal]

untakenname said:

Came across this today loading slap bang in the middle of the road.

100% bet there was some entitled nobber parked in the loading bay to the right of that truck that was "just nipping to the shops" that has gone and left the wagon in the road.

[hungry_hog]

Hol said:

Probably also the sort who decides they deserve ALL the flat surface space in the Gym changing room, like a German tourist with a beach towel.

They absolutely always have a face like a smacked arse when you ask them to move their strategically spaced items.

load up 150kg on bench for 1 rep > check
chalk everywhere > check
gym bag spread out over floor with 7 protein shakers and GOLDs lifting belt > check
Age 40, dress like 20- > check
Girlfriend is 20 > check

me = jealous > check

[cossy400]

untakenname said:

Came across this today loading slap bang in the middle of the road.

Its Bidfoods, its more than likely parked like that as the tail lift wont sit flat so he ll not be able to get the cages off and on.

[lufbramatt]

Local Lib Dem councillor that lives on my road apparently can’t cope with driving another 10 feet forwards on to her empty drive so just blocks the entire pavement instead ffs

[The Brummie]

lufbramatt said:

Local Lib Dem councillor that lives on my road apparently can’t cope with driving another 10 feet forwards on to her empty drive so just blocks the entire pavement instead ffs

Cretinous parking like that deserves foot marks across the roof.

Absolute moronic parking.

[MKnight702]

lufbramatt said:

Local Lib Dem councillor that lives on my road apparently can’t cope with driving another 10 feet forwards on to her empty drive so just blocks the entire pavement instead ffs

Report her to the council for blocking the pavement. Bet nothing happens.

[lufbramatt]

Have emailed her the photos. Wonder hat her excuse will be

[Hackney]

untakenname said:

Came across this today loading slap bang in the middle of the road.

Not on the double yellows. Clever fella.

[Muddle238]

No photo but a van parked strategically in a 30 zone, diagonally opposite a car on the other side, this “double chicane” causing grief for traffic trying to get through. Didn’t think much of it on my way through other than poor parking, however on the way back noticed the back of the van was plastered in A3-sized homemade posters stating “30mph limit!” or along those lines.

Clearly parked deliberately to cause an obstruction, would surprise me if it had been parked in collaboration with the car on the other side. The 30 zone in question wasn’t a quiet residential back street either, it’s a main road and busy route. It’s immediately off J14 on the M6, the motorway is probably 200 yards away. Could very easily cause traffic to back up onto the roundabout and motorway, all because some dhead bought a house 200 yards from a motorway and doesn’t like traffic.

[LetsTryAgain]

The Brummie said:

Cretinous parking like that deserves foot marks across the roof.

Absolute moronic parking.

All in favour of a bit of vandalism in circumstances pictured.

[Muddle238]

lufbramatt said:

Have emailed her the photos. Wonder hat her excuse will be

Just playing devils advocate but could it be a case of not applying the handbrake properly? Driveway looks to be on an incline.

However if it was deliberate, then it’s inexcusable.

[LetsTryAgain]

Muddle238 said:

Just playing devils advocate but could it be a case of not applying the handbrake properly? Driveway looks to be on an incline.

However if it was deliberate, then it’s inexcusable.

You are having a laugh!?
It rolled enough to get down cover the pavement then just stopped itself perfectly before going on the road?
Or maybe rolled back on to the road, then rolled forward again and stopped on the pavement perfectly?

[lufbramatt]

LetsTryAgain said:

Muddle238 said:

Just playing devils advocate but could it be a case of not applying the handbrake properly? Driveway looks to be on an incline.

However if it was deliberate, then it’s inexcusable.

You are having a laugh!?
It rolled enough to get down cover the pavement then just stopped itself perfectly before going on the road?
Or maybe rolled back on to the road, then rolled forward again and stopped on the pavement perfectly?

No, it's regularly parked like that, or parked half on the drive and half on the pavement. Just happened to walk down that side of the road with the kids yesterday and remembered to get a pic.

[Dracoro]

Just leave a note saying your gran could not pass in her wheelchair and could they be a bit more considerate.

Then if they do it again, you know what sort of person they are.....

[Drive Blind]

lufbramatt said:

Have emailed her the photos. Wonder hat her excuse will be

please share the response

excuse will be...

A, was only there for a minute
B, parked by a friend, I wasn't home that day
C, handbrake isn't working properly
D, defensive parking, previously been blocked in
E, aliens

[N7GTX]

Drive Blind said:

lufbramatt said:

Have emailed her the photos. Wonder hat her excuse will be

please share the response

excuse will be...

A, was only there for a minute
B, parked by a friend, I wasn't home that day
C, handbrake isn't working properly
D, defensive parking, previously been blocked in
E, aliens
F, was on council business

[PH User]

N7GTX said:

Drive Blind said:

lufbramatt said:

Have emailed her the photos. Wonder hat her excuse will be

please share the response

excuse will be...

A, was only there for a minute
B, parked by a friend, I wasn't home that day
C, handbrake isn't working properly
D, defensive parking, previously been blocked in
E, aliens
F, was on council business

I presume she has some sort of social media for her council job, post the picture there.

[dmsims]

N7GTX said:

Drive Blind said:

lufbramatt said:

Have emailed her the photos. Wonder hat her excuse will be

please share the response

excuse will be...

A, was only there for a minute
B, parked by a friend, I wasn't home that day
C, handbrake isn't working properly
D, defensive parking, previously been blocked in
E, aliens
F, was on council business
G, has a disabled badge

[PH_77]