The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

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Harvep

11 posts

69 months

Thursday 3rd June 2021
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FlatToTheMat said:
Worst I've seen is class as vandalism.

I was parked and waiting for my wife, parked in a row of horizontally parked cars to the road. I hear before I see it, a e46 cab 4 cylinders but sounded like only 3 were firing

Roof down with a late middle aged man driving it with huge sunglasses parked two spaces to my left. We are separated by a very clean BRG XF.

He proceeds to literally throw the door open, an almighty 'THUNK' follows as he plants it into the Jaguar. I'm in the car with the windows down and shout out 'fk me! Go easy, have some respect for other people st'

He didn't hear me, gets out, ties jumper around his shoulders and goes into the chemist.

My wife returns to the car. I told her about it and that that's why we don't have a nice car in the city etc.

Just as we are about to leave, Bmw man returns, he unlocks it and fks the door into the jag again. Massive THUNK again. He drives off without so much as a glance at the other car.

We pull out and look at the Jaguar. Huge amount of damage actually, 3x1 inch dent and down to bare metal.

Unbelievable

Edited by FlatToTheMat on Sunday 27th August 13:59

OllieJolly

348 posts

117 months

Thursday 3rd June 2021
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Harvep said:
Too right, I am with you on this one, when people learn to open their doors carefully I will park in the lines, totally p@£D off with having to shell out for repairs because some d&%K who couldn't give a crap about his motor or mine whack's his doors against mine and buggers off leaving me with the bill for it. 1200 quid was my last one as they did the front and rear passenger doors. I've worked hard for my stuff all my life and I take care of it so if anyone has an issue with the way I park and they are brave enough to tell me to my face then they get both barrels.
I dunno though, you run the risk of someone keying the whole of the side of it if you park like that, no?
Not sure whether that'd be worse than a small dent or not, to be honest.

I'd never park across two spaces like that, and I say that as someone who has had mirrors knocked off almost every car I've had, and a fairly large dent left in my old 307cc from some anonymous samaritan.


Harvep

11 posts

69 months

Thursday 3rd June 2021
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FlatToTheMat said:
Worst I've seen is class as vandalism.

I was parked and waiting for my wife, parked in a row of horizontally parked cars to the road. I hear before I see it, a e46 cab 4 cylinders but sounded like only 3 were firing

Roof down with a late middle aged man driving it with huge sunglasses parked two spaces to my left. We are separated by a very clean BRG XF.

He proceeds to literally throw the door open, an almighty 'THUNK' follows as he plants it into the Jaguar. I'm in the car with the windows down and shout out 'fk me! Go easy, have some respect for other people st'

He didn't hear me, gets out, ties jumper around his shoulders and goes into the chemist.

My wife returns to the car. I told her about it and that that's why we don't have a nice car in the city etc.

Just as we are about to leave, Bmw man returns, he unlocks it and fks the door into the jag again. Massive THUNK again. He drives off without so much as a glance at the other car.

We pull out and look at the Jaguar. Huge amount of damage actually, 3x1 inch dent and down to bare metal.

Unbelievable

Watched similar to that in a Tesco car part a couple of years ago, left a 6 inch crease down the side of a year old beamer, i took a picture of them driving off and left a note on the other car with my number on it, when they rang me i sent them the picture.

Edited by FlatToTheMat on Sunday 27th August 13:59

Cliftonite

8,411 posts

139 months

Thursday 3rd June 2021
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KS15 ATO

Spleen

5,453 posts

122 months

Thursday 3rd June 2021
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Harvep said:
Too right, I am with you on this one, when people learn to open their doors carefully I will park in the lines, totally p@£D off with having to shell out for repairs because some d&%K who couldn't give a crap about his motor or mine whack's his doors against mine and buggers off leaving me with the bill for it. 1200 quid was my last one as they did the front and rear passenger doors. I've worked hard for my stuff all my life and I take care of it so if anyone has an issue with the way I park and they are brave enough to tell me to my face then they get both barrels.

PH User

22,154 posts

109 months

Thursday 3rd June 2021
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Master Bean said:
High5 said:
Does this count? Half way down a footpath on Boxhill… one has been there a few years, the other seems pretty recent.



Why are you cycling on a footpath?
Get a life!

Mr lestat

4,318 posts

191 months

Thursday 3rd June 2021
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Harvep said:
thetapeworm said:
Too right, I am with you on this one, when people learn to open their doors carefully I will park in the lines, totally p@£D off with having to shell out for repairs because some d&%K who couldn't give a crap about his motor or mine whack's his doors against mine and buggers off leaving me with the bill for it. 1200 quid was my last one as they did the front and rear passenger doors. I've worked hard for my stuff all my life and I take care of it so if anyone has an issue with the way I park and they are brave enough to tell me to my face then they get both barrels.
Just park further away from the store then there is no problems at all. I park my SLK55 AMG at our local Asda but well out the way of the great unwashed. Never had any issues

Hol

8,419 posts

201 months

Thursday 3rd June 2021
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Spleen said:
Harvep said:
Too right, I am with you on this one, when people learn to open their doors carefully I will park in the lines, totally p@£D off with having to shell out for repairs because some d&%K who couldn't give a crap about his motor or mine whack's his doors against mine and buggers off leaving me with the bill for it. 1200 quid was my last one as they did the front and rear passenger doors. I've worked hard for my stuff all my life and I take care of it so if anyone has an issue with the way I park and they are brave enough to tell me to my face then they get both barrels.
Agreed. I smell cows.

BigRusko

293 posts

95 months

Thursday 3rd June 2021
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HTP99 said:
MartG said:
Last stop on a pub crawl ?

st, that car must have been going some to knock over those 4 concrete bollards.
...and a lamppost!

https://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/news/crime/susp...

MartG

20,689 posts

205 months

Friday 4th June 2021
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Seen on a local page - not mine, I wouldn't have covered the number of this tt taking up six spaces !


Pupbelly

1,413 posts

130 months

Friday 4th June 2021
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MartG said:
Seen on a local page - not mine, I wouldn't have covered the number of this tt taking up six spaces !

This window is down with someone in the car. Is it not jus a 'style' photo rather than being parked?

Fastdruid

8,649 posts

153 months

Friday 4th June 2021
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I must admit to being somewhat in two minds about this one. From the one side it is undoubtedly bad parking and there were free "disabled" spaces.

On the other they did have a blue badge and wasn't really inconveniencing anyone.


Vipers

32,894 posts

229 months

Friday 4th June 2021
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Another lazy egit who likes parking next to the door. Loads of spaces as well.



Before anyone asks those in the background are mother and child spaces.

Lonely

1,099 posts

169 months

Friday 4th June 2021
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Mr lestat said:
Harvep said:
thetapeworm said:
Too right, I am with you on this one, when people learn to open their doors carefully I will park in the lines, totally p@£D off with having to shell out for repairs because some d&%K who couldn't give a crap about his motor or mine whack's his doors against mine and buggers off leaving me with the bill for it. 1200 quid was my last one as they did the front and rear passenger doors. I've worked hard for my stuff all my life and I take care of it so if anyone has an issue with the way I park and they are brave enough to tell me to my face then they get both barrels.
Just park further away from the store then there is no problems at all. I park my SLK55 AMG at our local Asda but well out the way of the great unwashed. Never had any issues
I do the same but doesn't it piss you off when you come back to find some knob has parked next to you no matter how many empty spaces there are? Seems to happen quite regularly and I can never understand why!

Strudul

1,588 posts

86 months

Friday 4th June 2021
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Desiderata

2,386 posts

55 months

Friday 4th June 2021
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Strudul said:
I deliberately drive over (and occasionally park on top of) any cones illegally placed on the road. It's become a" bit of a thing" in our local town to cone off your little bit of road as a personal parking space. It pisses me off and I do my best to either flatten them or pick them up and dispose of them.

Vipers

32,894 posts

229 months

Friday 4th June 2021
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Desiderata said:
Strudul said:
I deliberately drive over (and occasionally park on top of) any cones illegally placed on the road. It's become a" bit of a thing" in our local town to cone off your little bit of road as a personal parking space. It pisses me off and I do my best to either flatten them or pick them up and dispose of them.
Well done, bloody “I own the road outside my house” brigade.

vikingaero

10,379 posts

170 months

Friday 4th June 2021
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Lonely said:
Mr lestat said:
Harvep said:
thetapeworm said:
Too right, I am with you on this one, when people learn to open their doors carefully I will park in the lines, totally p@£D off with having to shell out for repairs because some d&%K who couldn't give a crap about his motor or mine whack's his doors against mine and buggers off leaving me with the bill for it. 1200 quid was my last one as they did the front and rear passenger doors. I've worked hard for my stuff all my life and I take care of it so if anyone has an issue with the way I park and they are brave enough to tell me to my face then they get both barrels.
Just park further away from the store then there is no problems at all. I park my SLK55 AMG at our local Asda but well out the way of the great unwashed. Never had any issues
I do the same but doesn't it piss you off when you come back to find some knob has parked next to you no matter how many empty spaces there are? Seems to happen quite regularly and I can never understand why!
Simon has an impressive set of man-norks.

Esprit888

3 posts

81 months

Saturday 5th June 2021
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It’s only a Jeep!

Esprit888

3 posts

81 months

Saturday 5th June 2021
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And there is no one in this BMW, it’s’parked’ smile