RE: Shed Of The Week: Volkswagen Golf Ryder

RE: Shed Of The Week: Volkswagen Golf Ryder

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aka_kerrly

12,419 posts

211 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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J4CKO said:
he realises that though the GTI's were fairly good fun this would be less fun and slower than the Citroen C1 of ours he was using at the time.
A 1.3 golf is likely slower than a c1 but there are no standard C1 that would stand a chance of keeping up with even a 8v gti

rastapasta

1,864 posts

139 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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Funny the early 90's was a great time for these special editions which amounted to little more than a couple of go faster stripes down the sides of the car and maybe the same on the seats. Peugeot did them alot too. 205 Look, Golf Ryder or Golf Pacific etc. these were popular in Ireland to disguise the fact that the cars were basically 'poverty spec'.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

127 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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rastapasta said:
Funny the early 90's was a great time for these special editions which amounted to little more than a couple of go faster stripes down the sides of the car and maybe the same on the seats. Peugeot did them alot too. 205 Look, Golf Ryder or Golf Pacific etc. these were popular in Ireland to disguise the fact that the cars were basically 'poverty spec'.
Oh, yes. Our 205 was a "Style"... 1.1 4spd.

parabolica

6,724 posts

185 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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I remember one of these being on the original Wheeler Dealers when the show focused on people buying and selling cars (with Mike and the other lanky bloke, long before Edd came along). The lady selling it tacked on a few hundred pounds because it had a 'spoiler' (read: a tiny, faded-plastic triangular piece of plastic along the bottom edge of the rear window) and that would make it appeal to boy racers. It was on the same episode with the BX which took about 30 seconds of turnover to fire up.

I don't know why I remember this stuff

Furyblade_Lee

4,108 posts

225 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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The only things that make MkII Golfs desirable are missing from that one. Each and every single one of them!! Epic fail, I vote the worst shed ever???

duncs

226 posts

268 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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Oh come on shed, SOTW can brighten up a Friday afternoon but this is just utterly boring tat. Dull, dull, dull. frown

bigvanfan

378 posts

133 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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TooMany2cvs said:
That's luxury, that is.

Our 1990 205 was too low-spec to even have a clock there. It just had a big blanking plate with PEUGEOT on it. Speedo and fuel gauge, that was your lot. No clock anywhere, didn't even have intermittent wipe.
That's brilliant, I like the fact they put Peugeot on the blank to make it fancy

PistonBroker

2,420 posts

227 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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parabolica said:
I don't know why I remember this stuff
Don't worry, I do too!

Only the other day I was thinking about the episode where a chap swapped his Interceptor for an early 911.

We digress!

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

127 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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bigvanfan said:
TooMany2cvs said:
That's luxury, that is.

Our 1990 205 was too low-spec to even have a clock there. It just had a big blanking plate with PEUGEOT on it. Speedo and fuel gauge, that was your lot. No clock anywhere, didn't even have intermittent wipe.
That's brilliant, I like the fact they put Peugeot on the blank to make it fancy
It went nicely with the GTI leather-rimmed steering wheel that found its way in...

HardtopManual

2,433 posts

167 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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"classic Golfs won't remain Sheds for long!"

I was in Croatia last week. Every other car on the road was a "classic Golf".

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

127 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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HardtopManual said:
"classic Golfs won't remain Sheds for long!"

I was in Croatia last week. Every other car on the road was a "classic Golf".
But they weren't VWs. They were TASs, built in Sarajevo (now Bosnia - they're even more numerous there) until 1992, and the war.


MG Mark

611 posts

219 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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Sorry, but no. Just no. There are no redeeming features whatsoever.

Just because it is old and cheap doesn't make it a worthy SOTW. Might have been worth the read if the narrative had been full on tongue in cheek (or Mrs Shed).

imagineifyeswill

1,226 posts

167 months

Friday 30th June 2017
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Ive never understood the love for VWs, Ive never owned one and Ive owned a lot of cars but swear never to buy a VW. This car is a true shed of the week because thats about all its any use for, a shed for keeping junk.

Cambs_Stuart

2,877 posts

85 months

Saturday 1st July 2017
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I can't see the attraction at all. Possibly with many thousands spent it could be interesting, but surely that isn't the point of SOTW?

katz

147 posts

93 months

Saturday 1st July 2017
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to all those nay sayers who say this a boring bog standard version, I only say this.
Current value of a mk1 escort 1300?
Current value of Cortina Crusader Mk5 1600?

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

127 months

Saturday 1st July 2017
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katz said:
to all those nay sayers who say this a boring bog standard version, I only say this.
Current value of a mk1 escort 1300?
Current value of Cortina Crusader Mk5 1600?
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TooMany2cvs said:
Scene tax.

HardtopManual

2,433 posts

167 months

Saturday 1st July 2017
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TooMany2cvs said:
But they weren't VWs. They were TASs, built in Sarajevo (now Bosnia - they're even more numerous there) until 1992, and the war.
Interesting. Thanks for the insight.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Saturday 1st July 2017
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katz said:
to all those nay sayers who say this a boring bog standard version, I only say this.
Current value of a mk1 escort 1300?
Current value of Cortina Crusader Mk5 1600?
And I don't want one of either of those, either

P-Jay

10,579 posts

192 months

Sunday 2nd July 2017
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Nah, I was a total VW fanboy, but this doesn't have much going for it.

Yes, every possible way to cram a more powerful engine into a Mk2 Golf Shell has been tried and most of them work to a certain degree - Gti 8v and 16v engines into non-GTIs, G60's, 16vG60s, 2.0 conversions of 16v engines using Audi Blocks, 2.0 conversions using Mk3 engines, 20v engines of every type, 2.8 & 2.9 VR6s with and without turbos and and a lot more even madder and badder things when a single engine simply wasn't enough.

The problems with this one:

It's a 5 door, okay the best MK2 Golf VW ever made was a 5 door, but it wasn't it's finest feature - for the level of money and commitment needed to make this thing fast or interesting, you'd start with a 3dr just because the shell isn't going to be nearly the hardest or most expensive part of the puzzle to find.

It's not a GTi, or even a Driver - which means if you want it as the basis of a 'build' you'll probably need a GTi donor car for all the endless odds and sods you'll need like disc hubs, a dash with a rev counter, multitudes of trim that's hard to find, so you might as well buy a rough GTI, they're not that much more expensive and will save you a lot of time and money in the meantime.

It's one of those 'one day' cars isn't it? You might look at the value of poverty spec cars from other brands and think one day this will be worth fortunes - but it won't, the VW scene doesn't work that way - just because it's old it doesn't mean it's worth anything - look at the value of the common or garden 70's Beetles - £800 for a rough runner - and they're an awful lot rarer than MK2 Golfs these days.

You could buy it, run it for as long as it'll keep passing MOTs and it's be slower, less economical and worse to drive than a million other newer cars you can find at the bottom of the local classifieds and scrap it when it's finally dead, or if you're quite mad - restore it to it's full glory - it'll cost thousands and one day it might be worth a few grand.