Notes attached to car windscreens

Notes attached to car windscreens

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cuprabob

14,621 posts

214 months

Monday 17th July 2017
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Mr2Mike said:
Strudul said:


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Ridiculous note. It's clearly a tortoise.
Not quite Touché Turtle...

maxdb

1,534 posts

157 months

Monday 17th July 2017
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I've had 3 notesnon my screen over the years - one was a note with details as someone hit the car when parked, another offering to buy the car and the last one was a polite note asking me not to park in a private space (space was unmarked and had no warnings near by.)

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

255 months

Monday 17th July 2017
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cuprabob said:
Not quite Touché Turtle...
Touché away!

L99JKB

182 posts

130 months

Monday 17th July 2017
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CS Garth said:
Any form of communication which is left under a windscreen wiper is generally the act of a total moron unless it is post collision details.
yes

V8RX7

26,862 posts

263 months

Monday 17th July 2017
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I've only had one.

I was a student and parked in the Uni car park, I came back to my Starion to find an A3 "note" under my wiper

"Hey Sexy You've Got Bird st On Your Windscreen"


I presume someone was pissed.



anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 17th July 2017
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Blakewater

4,309 posts

157 months

Monday 17th July 2017
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I have a friend who's young and looks generally able bodied on a good day but has Ehlers Danlos Syndrome so is limited in her ability to move around. She parked in a disabled bay outside a shop, displayed her blue badge but still came back to a note on her windscreen calling her a selfish young woman for preventing a disabled person using the parking space.

The car park doctors are actually quite a common thing as they judge on sight who should and shouldn't be using a blue badge to park in disabled bays.

Strudul

1,585 posts

85 months

Monday 17th July 2017
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Blakewater said:
I have a friend who's young and looks generally able bodied on a good day but has Ehlers Danlos Syndrome so is limited in her ability to move around. She parked in a disabled bay outside a shop, displayed her blue badge but still came back to a note on her windscreen calling her a selfish young woman for preventing a disabled person using the parking space.

The car park doctors are actually quite a common thing as they judge on sight who should and shouldn't be using a blue badge to park in disabled bays.
Probably not helped by the fact the badge and bay display someone in a wheelchair.

LewG

1,358 posts

146 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Walked out to go to work one morning only to see my Land Rover completely listing over to one corner with a tyre completely flat. On looking at the windscreen there was a friendly note from one of the oldies a few doors up saying 'you've got a flat tyre mate'
Thanks for the reminder biggrin

Dog Star

16,132 posts

168 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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sleepera6 said:
Oh the shame!

aka_kerrly

12,418 posts

210 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Strudul said:
Probably not helped by the fact the badge and bay display someone in a wheelchair.
Very much this, sadly to a lot of people if you are not in a wheelchair you are not disabled. My younger brother has autism and doesn't qualify for a blue badge so ironically we used to park miles away from anyone in case he had a clumsy moment or random outburst.

Anyhow, when it comes to notes I once returned to my car having left it parked for a couple of days to find that I'd upset someone who thinks they own the road near their property. They'd put a A4 size sticky document wallet with a pathetic note onto my windscreen which had subsequently frozen solid. What really narked me off was that I could only peel it off in tiny stripsfurious



fooby

326 posts

100 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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I had one saying "Dogs die in hot cars asshole". In a shaded area. Cracked windows. After sunset. In December. Went to get milk from Tesco.

At the same time, it's nice to know people actually care. The amount of dogs in cars in July is crazy.

Disastrous

10,083 posts

217 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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An ex (or one of potentially hundreds of people) once wrote C U Next Tuesday on my Alfa bonnet with a marker pen.

Not a note in the traditional sense but I definitely read it.

ASA569

436 posts

89 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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CS Garth said:
Any form of communication which is left under a windscreen wiper is generally the act of a total moron unless it is post collision details.
I once found a note on my windscreen warning me my front number plate had fallen off. I'm not sure why the old lady who left it didn't just pick up the number plate and place it on my driveway where I could see it but I was grateful to her nonetheless for letting me know.

Mike335i

5,004 posts

102 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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CS Garth said:
Any form of communication which is left under a windscreen wiper is generally the act of a total moron unless it is post collision details.
What if the note is to tell a moron they should stop parking on clearly marked private property?

Our office shares 8 spaces with 2 other businesses. We have 4 marked spaces (which is nowhere near enough for our staff group, so we have a rota) and often we get chancers who think that they can just park in our spaces, often obnoxiously and sometimes even damaging cars nearby. I think a note is the least they could expect.

HTP99

22,549 posts

140 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Mike335i said:
CS Garth said:
Any form of communication which is left under a windscreen wiper is generally the act of a total moron unless it is post collision details.
What if the note is to tell a moron they should stop parking on clearly marked private property?

Our office shares 8 spaces with 2 other businesses. We have 4 marked spaces (which is nowhere near enough for our staff group, so we have a rota) and often we get chancers who think that they can just park in our spaces, often obnoxiously and sometimes even damaging cars nearby. I think a note is the least they could expect.
Yep, I have left notes on windscreens in the past.

We share our work parking area with residents of nearby flats, plus there are shops too, one part of our parking area is 2 rows of 2 in a block of four spaces so 2 cars will block in the 2 cars behind them, occasionally one of the 2 spaces at the front will be empty so some idiot will just park in that space blocking in the car behind and in some instances dissappear of the best part of the day, I have left notes politely asking that they don't park there and in some instances have had to get the police involved.

These notes are on company head paper and neatly typed out, it's amazing how many of the offenders; instead of coming in to applolgise, come over and kick off.

Evolved

3,565 posts

187 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Well there's being pissed and being pissed enough that she actually took a dump on your windscreen.

Nice that she left you a note letting you know of her 'movements'

biggrin


V8RX7 said:
I've only had one.

I was a student and parked in the Uni car park, I came back to my Starion to find an A3 "note" under my wiper

"Hey Sexy You've Got Bird st On Your Windscreen"


I presume someone was pissed.

phil4

1,215 posts

238 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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A novel form of punishment:


LLCool_K

65 posts

89 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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Many years ago, I saw a car 'parked' on the up ramp of a multi-storey hospital car park.

Someone had left a note and left it under the wiper that read "u park like a ****".

The note was written on an unused sanitary towel.

SimonTheSailor

12,595 posts

228 months

Tuesday 18th July 2017
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SuperHans. said:
I had a note left under wiper of my Lamborghini while grabbing some lunch saying:-

"What sort of asshole comes to Tescos in a car like this!!"

A hungry one I guess...
Well yes, why weren't you in Waitrose ?

The shame.........oh the shame........