RE: Shed of the Week: Renault Clio

RE: Shed of the Week: Renault Clio

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SteRB5138

173 posts

215 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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I don't think I could drive that around, those wheel trims are shocking!

Where did all the Mk1 16 Valver's disappear to? And the Renault 19's they used to quite common.

CDP

7,461 posts

255 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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SteRB5138 said:
I don't think I could drive that around, those wheel trims are shocking!

Where did all the Mk1 16 Valver's disappear to? And the Renault 19's they used to quite common.
At a guess


carinaman

21,329 posts

173 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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Shed has reminded me of an ex this week.

I'm underwhelmed by this Clio. It doesn't seem like an £800 car to me.

MadDog1962

891 posts

163 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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My thoughts:

1. I really never liked these.

2. The R5 that went before always looked better to me.

3. Hasn't aged well.

4.I suppose it's cheap to buy and might be cheap to insure.

5.I still don't like it.

6. Probably better than a moped. I guess.

Nah... nah... there has to be something better than this...

aka_kerrly

12,419 posts

211 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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Blimey, it didn't seem that long ago that there were a good selection of Clio 1.8 16v an 1.8 RSI models available for a grand. They all seem to have vanished or be in excess of £3k

Finding any kind of ph1 Clio seems a task but a 5 door multi coloured 1.4RT for £800 is too much.

MarvinTPA

227 posts

130 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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Is Mrs Shed's first name Samantha by any chance ?

Zammy

558 posts

164 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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My sister had one of these as her first car, it was awful the suspension felt like it was made of concrete, the sunroof never stopped leaking which then would play havoc with the central locking. Surely there was something else for SOTW???

dapprman

2,328 posts

268 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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Dafuq said:
Drive Blind said:
hang on, I have managed to think of something likeable about the clio

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, Nicole.........., come to Pa Pahhhhhhh! wink
You jest, but i remember reading that the original inspiration for the advert came from the ad men having a drink in a hotel room with the pron channel on the TV in the background. There was some fake rape going on when the rapist's mask was removed to the words of "Papa!" "Nicole"

ambuletz

10,755 posts

182 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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Zammy said:
My sister had one of these as her first car, it was awful the suspension felt like it was made of concrete, the sunroof never stopped leaking which then would play havoc with the central locking. Surely there was something else for SOTW???
gotta have some variety otherwise it'd be nothing but barges, saabs and volvos.

PHMatt

608 posts

149 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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Had a black 1992 phase 1 1.4 RT as my first car.
It was in 1999 so 7 years old with 50k miles, it cost me £4,400 and, at the time, was way ahead of the Fiesta and Nova. The 206 didn't exist and the 205 looked 10 years older.

It was well equiped by comparison too. Remote central locking, sun roof, velour trim (mine was plain grey, dunno what this one's playing at), remote radio function. I didn't find the gearshift any where near as long a throw as the mk3 Fiesta either.

As mentioned, it seemed quite torquey and I had it up to 95mph on my test track once. I lowered mine and put 17's on it, it looked bad ass.

I think if you want a mk1 easy investment though you need to find a tidy 16v model and keep it. They're getting really rare now and are brilliant little cars at a fraction of the cost of a Williams.



Edited by PHMatt on Friday 4th August 15:34

slipstream 1985

12,246 posts

180 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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My old barried up one i sold 13 years ago



top of the range 1.4 the champes elleyse

Edited to add this was back in the day when base spec poverty low end cars came with orange side repeaters horrible alloys if you were lucky bare plastic body bumpers etc.

Unlike today when a 1.2 comes looking really sporty so the modifying scene was massive back then and you could make a base level car such as sheds find look semi respectable.

Edited by slipstream 1985 on Friday 4th August 15:53

C70R

17,596 posts

105 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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Gribs said:
I just don't get the point of this. My dad got a 3 door 15 years ago after a taxi wrote off his 5 Gtx. It was rubbish even then, to the point that even the 1.4 mk3 Astra merit I owned was better to drive.
Hateful cars, with no redeeming features.
  • Poorly built
  • Horrible driving position
  • Dreadful ergonomics and refinement
  • Useless rear seats
  • Slower than a glacier
  • Wobblier than my mother's trifle
Possibly the worst SOTW I've seen.

kett

128 posts

196 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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1.4RT: One of my first cars - it served me in-between a Mazda MX-3 and a Saab 900 Turbo.
I have to say that it was fun, economical and very reliable.
Scarily poor brake performance however....

PHMatt

608 posts

149 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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C70R said:
Gribs said:
I just don't get the point of this. My dad got a 3 door 15 years ago after a taxi wrote off his 5 Gtx. It was rubbish even then, to the point that even the 1.4 mk3 Astra merit I owned was better to drive.
Hateful cars, with no redeeming features.
  • Poorly built
  • Horrible driving position
  • Dreadful ergonomics and refinement
  • Useless rear seats
  • Slower than a glacier
  • Wobblier than my mother's trifle
Possibly the worst SOTW I've seen.
It was no worse (mostly better) than it's peers at the time.

PHMatt

608 posts

149 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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C70R said:
Gribs said:
I just don't get the point of this. My dad got a 3 door 15 years ago after a taxi wrote off his 5 Gtx. It was rubbish even then, to the point that even the 1.4 mk3 Astra merit I owned was better to drive.
Hateful cars, with no redeeming features.
  • Poorly built
  • Horrible driving position
  • Dreadful ergonomics and refinement
  • Useless rear seats
  • Slower than a glacier
  • Wobblier than my mother's trifle
Possibly the worst SOTW I've seen.
It was no worse (mostly better) than it's peers at the time.

C70R

17,596 posts

105 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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PHMatt said:
C70R said:
Gribs said:
I just don't get the point of this. My dad got a 3 door 15 years ago after a taxi wrote off his 5 Gtx. It was rubbish even then, to the point that even the 1.4 mk3 Astra merit I owned was better to drive.
Hateful cars, with no redeeming features.
  • Poorly built
  • Horrible driving position
  • Dreadful ergonomics and refinement
  • Useless rear seats
  • Slower than a glacier
  • Wobblier than my mother's trifle
Possibly the worst SOTW I've seen.
It was no worse (mostly better) than it's peers at the time.
That I'm not arguing. It's more the point that we wouldn't be canonising a 1.2 Corsa as SOTW either...

ivantate

166 posts

169 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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Great idea but a bit off target to sell this model with the future classic thing.

With French stuff especially it doesn't have to be the RSI or 16V, a real base model is just as good so the wannabe frenchie can go to tescos and collect his bagette on sunny days.

Gandahar

9,600 posts

129 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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These are dreadful.

I inherited my wife's grandma's one. It had been doing 600 miles for the last few years so after 15 years finally got up to something like 30k. One of the original tyres was still on the front ...

Hearing about Clio handling from car magazines ( Williams et al ) I once drove it around a roundabout for 20 laps just to try and get that back wheel in the air. I just got dizzy and the car just sagged into sadness....

Finally it lost a cylinder. On the upside the rear light bulbs are easy to replace.


cheddar

4,637 posts

175 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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This has gone down well then beer

anomaly

459 posts

174 months

Friday 4th August 2017
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As a 17 year old I thought driving my mother's silver 3 door 1.4 RT Clio was the coolest thing in the world. I still think that in the right spec these Clios are lovely looking cars. I remember foot to the floor eventually finding 110mph!