Near Theft of my S3

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DukeDickson

4,721 posts

213 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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Rawwr said:
jimPH said:
Since when did insurance companies recommend autowatch ghost? If not even insurance approved.

Any why did they wait in the bedroom, was it not a bit awkward.

Smells like by product of bullock chewed grass
I'm glad someone else said that. I'm already cynical by default with most stuff posted down the intertubes but that tale sounded more like an opening scene to a Taken movie than a real event. I had to read it to the end to see if Liam Neeson turned up slightly out of breath. There's just a few too many clichés in the story for it to be believable to me boxedin
Might be a bit Hollywood, might not be. For whatever reason (and I'm sure most of us know the obvious one), Golf R's are a favourite. Add to that, either need a car for a job or why put up with the hassle & risk of doing a PO job when you can easily terrorise some mostly well meaning people for 5x your likely take with nil or less than additional risk. You then either do the job with the car, or it disappears.

Seems easy to non-crim me, but maybe I'm just a simpleton.

hooblah

539 posts

87 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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Lol one of the 'what if' brigade. Explain to me how it would stop in the outside lane. Unless your M4 (or any car for that matter) has the ability to defy the laws of physics, then no, it won't stop suddenly and cause an accident. How do people like you even function on a day to day basis?

Gavia

7,627 posts

91 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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hooblah said:
Lol one of the 'what if' brigade. Explain to me how it would stop in the outside lane. Unless your M4 (or any car for that matter) has the ability to defy the laws of physics, then no, it won't stop suddenly and cause an accident. How do people like you even function on a day to day basis?
Well you’re a charming arse aren’t you? WTF has this got to old with me functioning on a day to day basis? Are you one of these super tough keyboard warriors?

If a car is going to lose power at some point after it’s been stolen, why can’t it do that in the outside lane of the motorway? What makes you think that the scum who stole it are going to think “oh dear this car is losing power, let’s pull over safely on the hard shoulder, as per the Highway Code”

How is it “defying the laws of physics”?


Wizard2

34 posts

77 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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Gavia said:
hooblah said:
Lol one of the 'what if' brigade. Explain to me how it would stop in the outside lane. Unless your M4 (or any car for that matter) has the ability to defy the laws of physics, then no, it won't stop suddenly and cause an accident. How do people like you even function on a day to day basis?
Well you’re a charming arse aren’t you? WTF has this got to old with me functioning on a day to day basis? Are you one of these super tough keyboard warriors?

If a car is going to lose power at some point after it’s been stolen, why can’t it do that in the outside lane of the motorway? What makes you think that the scum who stole it are going to think “oh dear this car is losing power, let’s pull over safely on the hard shoulder, as per the Highway Code”

How is it “defying the laws of physics”?
No hooblah, you're right, it won't stop 'suddenly'. However it will stop in just a few seconds. That could easily cause an accident.

silentbrown

8,842 posts

116 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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Wizard2 said:
No hooblah, you're right, it won't stop 'suddenly'. However it will stop in just a few seconds. That could easily cause an accident.
It'll stop firing suddenly, and so decelerating immediately. But you'd have more than "just a few seconds" before the car grinds to a halt. Probably 30+? I'll try and measure if I can find a quiet straightish road smile

If you're in the outside lane in busy traffic it's going to feel very uncomfortable and any sane person is going to want to get on hard shoulder as soon as possible.


Gavia

7,627 posts

91 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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silentbrown said:
It'll stop firing suddenly, and so decelerating immediately. But you'd have more than "just a few seconds" before the car grinds to a halt. Probably 30+? I'll try and measure if I can find a quiet straightish road smile

If you're in the outside lane in busy traffic it's going to feel very uncomfortable and any sane person is going to want to get on hard shoulder as soon as possible.
Wouldn’t it just lunch the gearbox on a manual, unless they pressed the clutch? Does a flappy paddle one automatically kick into neutral?

When an engine stops firing, a car stops fairly quickly.

silentbrown

8,842 posts

116 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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Gavia said:
Wouldn’t it just lunch the gearbox on a manual, unless they pressed the clutch? Does a flappy paddle one automatically kick into neutral?
When an engine stops firing, a car stops fairly quickly.
1 No - like when you're coasting the inertia of the vehicle drives the engine.
2 : No flappy paddle boxes typically only go to neutral as you stop.

3: No it doesn't. Try it. When you lift off the accelerator, any modern car stops putting fuel into the engine. As there's no fuel, there's also no need for a spark. The engine still turns over happily on it's own. You slow down because of aerodynamic drag, rolling resistance and frictional losses in the engine.

If you're in neutral you'll coast for even longer, but in my flappy paddle car after 'coasting' from 70mph my speed is still around 35 after 30 seconds.

Gavia

7,627 posts

91 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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silentbrown said:
1 No - like when you're coasting the inertia of the vehicle drives the engine.
2 : No flappy paddle boxes typically only go to neutral as you stop.

3: No it doesn't. Try it. When you lift off the accelerator, any modern car stops putting fuel into the engine. As there's no fuel, there's also no need for a spark. The engine still turns over happily on it's own. You slow down because of aerodynamic drag, rolling resistance and frictional losses in the engine.

If you're in neutral you'll coast for even longer, but in my flappy paddle car after 'coasting' from 70mph my speed is still around 35 after 30 seconds.
Fair enough. I still think there’s every chance the scrotes will just bail and leave the car wherever it stops.

What happens with the power steering? And the brakes? Last time I stalled a car with those it was nigh on undriveable and just went wherever it wanted.

silentbrown

8,842 posts

116 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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Gavia said:
What happens with the power steering? And the brakes? Last time I stalled a car with those it was nigh on undriveable and just went wherever it wanted.
If you put it into neutral/dip the clutch, then yes, the engine will stop turning pretty quickly and you'd lose brake servo and hydraulic PAS. Electrically assisted steering won't be affected.

If you keep it in gear then everything continues to work.

This is assuming the cutout is just a dumb switch. It's definitely possible to have smart cutouts which only let the engine idle, which removes this as an issue.

Gavia

7,627 posts

91 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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I have to say that none of what you’ve written convinces me that having a system in a car that just makes it cut out at a predetermined time is a good idea.

ghost83

5,478 posts

190 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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hyphen said:
Ignore the name, it isn't a feature just for car jackings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE8_IenrYlI

When you start the car each time, you need to enter a code, if you don't it cuts off a mile or something later with horn on and lights flashing.

Has been around for decades, Clifford is a reputable company.

Edited by hyphen on Friday 9th March 21:49
Had a Clifford avantguard on my last 2 cars and it’s impressive especially the blackjax it also has proximity sensors that beep if u go near it! If I owned a golf R of Audi rs it’s the system I’d have

ghost83

5,478 posts

190 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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Just as an add though the only downside is if it’s got remote start the immobiliser chip gets taken from your key and glued to the box in your steering cowl which could be a problem if it got nicked so skip the remote start and it’s fine

hyphen

26,262 posts

90 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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ghost83 said:
Just as an add though the only downside is if it’s got remote start the immobiliser chip gets taken from your key and glued to the box in your steering cowl which could be a problem if it got nicked so skip the remote start and it’s fine
Also not good for manuals if kept in gear. I had remote start and would stress to garages and others about it.

Great fun though, and along with freaking out people going past hehe also great for turning on Aircon in summer and preheating in winter

Glasgowrob

3,245 posts

121 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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there should be a specific fund setup like they do to cover the cost of uninsured drivers,

But this fund should be used to cover the cost of a series of bait cars.

when said scrotes steal one of the bait cars they suddenly find the windows are laminated and cant be smashed the doors lock and the car stops suddenly once away from the property.

at this point the car bursts into flames and voila instant drop in theft figures in a particular area.


now some may say this is a tad extreme but it would only have to be done a couple of times and even the most hardcore of car thieves would have second thoughts.

anyone want to start a crowdfunding campaign to buy a couple of Golf Rs and some flammable materials smile

SlimJim16v

5,662 posts

143 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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It's not like a car has never broken down on a motorway, it happens all the time and millions of kittens and children don't die.

Pope

2,638 posts

247 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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Gavia said:
blaineuk said:
I keep reading about auto watch, why can’t it let the car be started and driven for a short time, before it cuts the engine if you don’t enter the code, they wouldn’t get far and they wouldn’t be in your house.
I know others have mentioned a system that does that, but there are some serious risks with that.

My M4 was stolen after a burglary in early January and was on the motorway in a matter of minutes. What happens if the car stops in the outside lane? The risk of a serious crash involving innocent drivers would be huge and you’d have questions to answer about that.

I’ve fitted a Ghost system on the new one, along with a Cat 5 tracker and massively upgraded my house security and external protection around the car.
www.automotive.vodafone.co.uk/stolen-vehicle-tracking-/vodafone-protect--connect-5.aspx

The system here can be used to remotely disable the car (under police authority).

hyphen

26,262 posts

90 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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Audi saloon used in robbery, so likely nicked. Accelerates fast and has silver mirrors so a S/RS?

Police try to intervene but outnumbered/out violenced.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-43359995/police-of...

Edited by hyphen on Saturday 10th March 21:53

steve-5snwi

8,667 posts

93 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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Looks like an S4 or possibly S3 saloon

ghost83

5,478 posts

190 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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Looks like a s4

If I was that copper I’d have just driven into the front of the Audi and disabled it sod running towards it with a baton drive into it and pop it’s radiators bend a wheel in and then wait for backup

xjay1337

15,966 posts

118 months

Saturday 10th March 2018
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ghost83 said:
Looks like a s4

If I was that copper I’d have just driven into the front of the Audi and disabled it sod running towards it with a baton drive into it and pop it’s radiators bend a wheel in and then wait for backup
You do that and I'm sure you would be reprimanded.