Near Theft of my S3

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dazwalsh

6,095 posts

142 months

Tuesday 12th September 2017
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A mate of mine picked up his S3 the other day, and all i could think whilst admiring it was that some scumbag is likely to break into your house where your children sleep to steal the keys for it. It's absolutely rife round here (rural part of Bradford) and the police don't give 2 sts which is the most appalling aspect of it all. They log it and file it and don't bother their arse to do anything about it.

A friend of mine is a PCSO and she took me to the local hotspots for car theft dumping after my wife's kuga was stolen off the drive. The car wasnt there but we found the 2 kids car seats and her uni work which had a few hundred quids worth of teeth models plus all her revision notes. The officer that came out first just filled out a form and pissed off again, claiming it was unlikely to be found and that was the end of her investigation, she didn't even bother doing a door to door.

Car was wrote off 3 weeks later after ANPR flagged it up. They couldn't pin who was driving so all 4 occupants released no charge.

Prohibiting

1,741 posts

119 months

Tuesday 12th September 2017
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I think a big dog, retractable bollard and even a disc lock is the best combo. Forget cctv and alarms in this day and age. No one bats an eyelid if an alarm goes off. The only thing it does is alert you.

KAgantua

3,889 posts

132 months

Tuesday 12th September 2017
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Beedub said:
fiesta ST has got to be one of the most stolen hatches in a long time.... At least the security on them is ste enough they just taken them without entering your home.

Thee theives love the quick hatches, the likes of the s3, Rs3, golf R etc they will hurt you for them.....

Edited by Beedub on Tuesday 12th September 21:14
Forget trackers etc etc. I was just thinking.
In light of the security breaches on Equifax etc. etc. Could criminals have access to MID or DVLA records, and be zeroing in on people who own nice cars?

Ultrafunkula

997 posts

106 months

Tuesday 12th September 2017
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I've had mine since April, 3 door manual and I live in a block of flats so I hope it's not so much at risk. Have been thinking of getting an aftermarket immobiliser fitted just in case if they're still getting nicked. I'll probably modify it though so maybe that will dissuade them...

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

164 months

Tuesday 12th September 2017
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Ultrafunkula said:
I've had mine since April, 3 door manual and I live in a block of flats so I hope it's not so much at risk. Have been thinking of getting an aftermarket immobiliser fitted just in case if they're still getting nicked. I'll probably modify it though so maybe that will dissuade them...
You're probably slightly better off in a 3 door car as scrotes can't just jump in and out of rear seats.

MattOz

3,912 posts

265 months

Tuesday 12th September 2017
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vsonix said:
I've heard (dunno if it's true or not) that miscreants have started slapping their own trackers on these when they see them parked up out and about so they can then follow them home and attempt a theft at the most opportune moment.
Friend of mine had his RS4 targetted in this way. Tracking device found in the wheel arch liner. The cops had caught the miscreants and his car was on their tracking app. They'd been to look for the car, but hadn't found it. Cops took the tracking device away.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Tuesday 12th September 2017
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Pack it with explosives, wired to the door handle.

They won't be expecting that.

ambuletz

10,757 posts

182 months

Wednesday 13th September 2017
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out of curiosity is your S3 a 3door or 5door?

briang9

3,308 posts

161 months

Wednesday 13th September 2017
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tannhauser said:
TooMany2cvs said:
doodz444 said:
I really want to know who tried entering my home
Will it make a big difference if you know whether it was Billy Scrote or Dodgy Dave?
Usual helpful reply from this one...
aye a true legend in the land of fkwittery biglaugh

Douglas Quaid

2,291 posts

86 months

Wednesday 13th September 2017
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doodz444 said:
Will defiantly be looking into this further, Cheers

and also thank you everyone else for your contribution
Do you mean you'll definitely look into it?

cmvtec

2,188 posts

82 months

Wednesday 13th September 2017
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It must be truly worrying to now own one of these cars. Crying shame that you can't spend your hard earned on something you like without having to worry about degenerates deciding they want it more.

This is nothing new though, around 2011 my then girlfriend was fortunate enough to be running a brand-spanking-new RS3. She was followed home by the same car on more than one occasion, and when parking in a multi-storey car park was surrounded by unpleasant types when parking up. She had the sense to not open the doors and at the first sign of another car, they scarpered.

This was part of the decision to get rid of the car, as I was working on the continent at the time and she, in her own words, felt like a sitting duck with that thing parked outside the house.

nickofh

603 posts

119 months

Wednesday 13th September 2017
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Ructions said:
This might be a joke , but a largish dog is always a good deterrent. We don't have anything as desirable as your car , but a few years ago the neighbour's ( not next door ) informed us that they and three others had been burgled. We had a great dane at the time and were left alone.

My wife's old boss's new Merc was taken along with her handbag in the night , a few weeks after delivery. She now has an Alaskan Malamute and has had further problems.

I would also think about one of those hijack alarm systems. So if you are threatened on your drive , give them the keys and it cuts out 30 seconds later when you have got your family and you to safety .

ambuletz

10,757 posts

182 months

Wednesday 13th September 2017
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have drivers airbag replaced with explosive shrapnel/shotgun shells. detonate using seperate fob once theives attempt to drive off with car. job done?

Unbusy

934 posts

98 months

Wednesday 13th September 2017
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Tony Martin had the right idea.
Then feed them to the pigs.
fking scum trying to enter a house knowing the owners are asleep inside. That crosses the Rubicon for me and they put themselves in peril.
Anyone saying keyboard warrior will be sent my left over kebab.
Extra hot chilli sauce. lick

kpeter202

37 posts

90 months

Wednesday 13th September 2017
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A large ish dog will deter most but I've worked in areas that had a group of males going around and just putting the patio door glass through while owners are sat in their living rooms, make threats with weapons and take the keys in broad daylight.

Recently know of a TTRS taken and within 3 days the engine was for sale a few hundred miles away from the theft. The engine and most things down to the steering wheel were for sale on eBay.

My advice would be to make some permanent identifying mark to the engine that would be obvious should the vehicle be broken. Something that would show up on a picture. Or things like coloured wrap around pipes on the engine with ID marked underneath so that it could be identified at a later date.

The parts were cash only sales and would only deliver, wouldn't accept a visit etc......

So either broken, used for get away or shipped abroad. Maybe if local scum get lucky it's driven around aimlessly and then burned out.

There's not much you can do to stop a determined thief but plenty to aid identification and possible tracing back to someone involved in the chain of theft.

jezhumphrey75

226 posts

149 months

Wednesday 13th September 2017
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im sorry but If you live in these high risk areas why bother having these cars? is it really worth it anymore?.

Hungrymc

6,686 posts

138 months

Wednesday 13th September 2017
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jezhumphrey75 said:
im sorry but If you live in these high risk areas why bother having these cars? is it really worth it anymore?.
I'm not assuming it's particularly trustworthy (in fact I don't believe it). But I've played with the BBC crime calculator and changing location makes very little difference to the 'vehicle theft' likelihood.

I can change the percentage risk in the range of 4.9% to 5.1% by altering postcode (from rural Cornwall, to London, Birmingham, Crewe, rural north west etc). They seem to suggest age etc is a much stronger driver than location. They claim the national average risk is 3% so I'm high wherever I put as an address. If I increase my age and retire, I drop to 1.9% almost everywhere. They are obviously bundling far too many factors together which loses any real correlation to location.

Other than using intuition / common sense, what's a better source of understanding theft risk by location?

defblade

7,441 posts

214 months

Wednesday 13th September 2017
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Jonmx said:

Or..

That would be a lot better with "...we call 1911" and a pic of the appropriate Colt...

PositronicRay

27,048 posts

184 months

Wednesday 13th September 2017
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It is targeted.
A case in the Midlands a few yrs ago had an employee from a main dealer supplying info to gangs. You may have been followed.

It sounds harsh but if you want to avoid attention sell the car. Even if you take to parking away from your home to keep the scrotes away, you and yours are still at risk from car jacking.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

127 months

Wednesday 13th September 2017
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defblade said:
Jonmx said:
Or..

That would be a lot better with "...we call 1911" and a pic of the appropriate Colt...
I don't get it.

<googles>
Oh, there's a gun called a Colt 1911. Right. In common with, oooh, most people - I didn't know that.