Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 12]

[tobinen]

Krikkit said:

X308 XJR is probably the quickest, but you'll have to watch for rust again.

We've had this one earlier. Flat paint may indicate a previous rear end repair. Looks good though. £3,750 no offers

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJR-SUPERCHARGED...

[bob-lad]

The pinstripe is missing from the near-side front wing too.

[tobinen]

Well spotted. A few corrosion advisories too

[Joeseppi]

Lord.Vader said:

In mini barge news, I’m currently winning a splendid green 190e (2.0) on the ‘bay.

Yeah I saw that a few days ago. Looks nice in that colour. Good luck!

[tobinen]

This looks a keen price and in good order. £2,250

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-190E-AUTO-2-0L...

[Zonergem]

Very fetching 190E. I had the same advisory yesterday on SL3

"Vehicle structure is corroded but structural rigidity is not significantly reduced (6.1.1 (c) (i))"

Talk about damming with faint praise...

[Marty Funkhouser]

VPXavier said:

Sad to read...

Give her an Jazz and go barging!

Aka "a little runaround"

[Blown2CV]

give her a good old jazzing

[derin100]

This has got to be the funniest/most cringe-worthy advert I have ever read!

Literally every sentence had my toes curling and my buttocks clenching ever tighter!

THEN....I read the seller's EBay name!

Read it and then choose your favourite sentence!

Then have a look at the pics of this near 200K mile shed. I'm sure you will be unable to resist. So, for a small fee of course, I'll relinquish my place at the head of the queue of potential like-minded savvy investors for you!

"This is the daddy. In the only colour a daddy should be"



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-5-Series-540i-Touri...



I just clicked on "Seller's Other Items" and started looking at the ad for the Merc S55....." Nurse! Nurse!....I can't breathe!"

Edited by derin100 on Wednesday 23 May 16:46

Edited by derin100 on Wednesday 23 May 17:18

[Krikkit]

Awful, isn't it? Who reads that and thinks it's a sound business idea?

[JF87]

Just fantastic.

I'm glad my daddy isn't silver.

[Lowtimer]

That is genuinely... remarkable

[derin100]

JF87 said:

Just fantastic.

I'm glad my daddy isn't silver.

Stupidly, I when you said the above curiosity got the better of me and I wondered if there was/is even such a thing as a 'Silver Daddy'. There is!

OMG! Go on to Google and type "Silver Daddy" and click "Images". I dare you....

I'm sure that will elicit exactly the same response from Lowtimer!

Edited by derin100 on Wednesday 23 May 17:34

[edo]

derin100 said:

This has got to be the funniest/most cringe-worthy advert I have ever read!

Literally every sentence had my toes curling and my buttocks clenching ever tighter!

THEN....I read the seller's EBay name!

Read it and then choose your favourite sentence!

Then have a look at the pics of this near 200K mile shed. I'm sure you will be unable to resist. So, for a small fee of course, I'll relinquish my place at the head of the queue of potential like-minded savvy investors for you!

"This is the daddy. In the only colour a daddy should be"



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-5-Series-540i-Touri...



I just clicked on "Seller's Other Items" and started looking at the ad for the Merc S55....." Nurse! Nurse!....I can't breathe!"

Edited by derin100 on Wednesday 23 May 16:46

Edited by derin100 on Wednesday 23 May 17:18

Expected value £15k. Yeah right.

[Zonergem]

Word on the street is that yer man EmergencyAccountants is/was a Buy-to-Let property guru/promoter/Svengali/conman.

[SpeckledJim]

Zonergem said:

Word on the street is that yer man EmergencyAccountants is/was a Buy-to-Let property guru/promoter/Svengali/conman.

Tru dat. He a legit meeaalllionnaire.

Flogs all his inflation-beating (x100) barges for a hobby.

Most millionaires, when they’re sitting on a certain winner, sell it straight away. Just something they do, we wouldn’t understand.

That’s why they’re rich and we eat soil.

[derin100]

SpeckledJim said:

Zonergem said:

Word on the street is that yer man EmergencyAccountants is/was a Buy-to-Let property guru/promoter/Svengali/conman.

Tru dat. He a legit meeaalllionnaire.

Flogs all his inflation-beating (x100) barges for a hobby.

Most millionaires, when they’re sitting on a certain winner, sell it straight away. Just something they do, we wouldn’t understand.

That’s why they’re rich and we eat soil.

His Seller's feedback would seem to substantiate that...and he's even written handbooks on the subject! LOL!

[BlueMR2]

Zonergem said:

Very fetching 190E. I had the same advisory yesterday on SL3

"Vehicle structure is corroded but structural rigidity is not significantly reduced (6.1.1 (c) (i))"

Talk about damming with faint praise...

Aww doesn't the radiator look cute though, if a little corroded.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Marty Funkhouser said:

VPXavier said:

Give her an Jazz and go barging!

Aka "a little runaround"

I'm glad that attracted some comment. I read it on my phone whilst enduring an outlet village with Madame and it raised my spirits the way only a playground euphemism can.

[0a]

Nice looking SL500. £50k!!!!!

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C996397