One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

[Bobberoo99]

We're at Goodwood for the horse racing, we're in the cheapest enclosure for a nice simple cheap day at the races, the amount of tts getting either turned away from or even more wrong let into the Gordon enclosure whilst wearing shorts, torn jeans shorts and trainers is unbelievable!!!!
And then there's the two perfectly able bodied 30 somethings who havetaken up residence on the disabled platform because it has a better view!!!!

[InitialDave]

Willy Nilly said:

Today while cycling to work, a young lady drove past me in a circa 2005 Ford Fiesta. the front left wing had been replaced with one from a scrap yard and it appeared she'd managed to dent that one too

I would say you've clearly met our junior sales admin, but you didn't mention the sill, all four doors, or rear three quarter panel.

Lovely girl, but she seems to have all the spatial awareness of a springer spaniel.

[Rawwr]

playalistic said:

Master Bean said:

None of this made sense. You sound like an imbecile.

I'd add jealous, thinly-veiled racist too.

Not that thinly veiled.

[anonymous-user]

Rawwr said:

playalistic said:

Master Bean said:

None of this made sense. You sound like an imbecile.

I'd add jealous, thinly-veiled racist too.

Not that thinly veiled.

That seems rather a lot to derive from his one post about motorway lane changing ?

[anonymous-user]

InitialDave said:

Lovely girl, but she seems to have all the spatial awareness of a springer spaniel.

[Blown2CV]

playalistic said:

Master Bean said:

None of this made sense. You sound like an imbecile.

I'd add jealous, thinly-veiled racist too.

jesus christ what did i miss??

[InitialDave]

Schmed said:

That seems rather a lot to derive from his one post about motorway lane changing ?

There was a now-deleted post involving commentary on skin colour, Audi ownership, and extralegal pharmaceutical sales.

[Pica-Pica]

Hol said:

captain_cynic said:

Liquid Knight said:

Yes, indicating to overtake. Once the maneuver is complete they should be a safe distance ahead to slot left without needing to indicate.

You're making a lane change (crossing the white line), there is a need to indicate. This means both times you changed lanes.

.

The bit in bold is correct. A lane is a lane. /End.


Changing lanes requires indication, whether it be between the defined (separate) lanes of a major road, or as you exit/enter that road via a slip road. Its all the same.

You should therefore indicate when moving back into your original lane after overtaking, although only about half of motorist actually bother.
...and if there is an exit coming up, do you still indicate to move back to lane 1, just as the slip road nears.
....
You assertion that xxx requires yyy, is an indication of a mind that does not assess a situation, but blindly follows a diktat - not good driving.

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Venting here, I couldn't think of a better thread.

The low life scum, pond dwelling son of an utter bh who thought it OK to mug Sarah's 82 year old Nan yesterday morning.

She was presumably watched in the branch, she withdrew £500 in HSBC Slough yesterday and within a few seconds of walking out she was jumped, manhandled and robbed of her money.

She isn't a Nora Batty style tough old bird, she's a five foot nothing frail old girl. Sarah rushed down to her last night, and she's in bit's, extremely distressed by it all.

Knob is underestimating what I feel towards the prick who put her through that. I hope he gets caught and loses his anal virginity at her majesties pleasure. Fat chance.

[fatboy18]

Very sorry to hear that, keep a real close eye on mum, these things cause Strokes and heart attacks on older folk

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Thank you FB. She'll be ok, Sarah is her favourite grand daughter, and she is working her magic on her.

[Liquid Knight]

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

Thank you FB. She'll be ok, Sarah is her favourite grand daughter, and she is working her magic on her.

Good to hear. Shame she had to go to the bank alone.

If the elder member of my family want anything more than £50 either another family member gets it for them or we make sure they have company (an escort).

It's the world we live in I'm afraid.

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Liquid Knight said:

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

Thank you FB. She'll be ok, Sarah is her favourite grand daughter, and she is working her magic on her.

Good to hear. Shame she had to go to the bank alone.

If the elder member of my family want anything more than £50 either another family member gets it for them or we make sure they have company (an escort).

It's the world we live in I'm afraid.

More the shame LK.

[hornmeister]

Chap in the Silver Merc 220 coupe this morning that shot across a roundabout without indicating. Overtook a bus and almost drove into the back of the car in-front of him which was also pulling the same manoeuvre and then chucked his banana skin out of his window before almost causing another collision at the next roundabout in Pinner this morning.

No you're not Super f***ing Mario you're a super f***ing knob. Typical selffish bottom wipe too arrogant to consider anyone else. If someone had got off the bus and crossed the road infront of it you would have mowed them down because you were too busy stuffing your fat ugly knobbish face.


I feel better now.

[Hol]

Pica-Pica said:

Hol said:

captain_cynic said:

Liquid Knight said:

Yes, indicating to overtake. Once the maneuver is complete they should be a safe distance ahead to slot left without needing to indicate.

You're making a lane change (crossing the white line), there is a need to indicate. This means both times you changed lanes.

.

The bit in bold is correct. A lane is a lane. /End.


Changing lanes requires indication, whether it be between the defined (separate) lanes of a major road, or as you exit/enter that road via a slip road. Its all the same.

You should therefore indicate when moving back into your original lane after overtaking, although only about half of motorist actually bother.
...and if there is an exit coming up, do you still indicate to move back to lane 1, just as the slip road nears.

....
You assertion that xxx requires yyy, is an indication of a mind that does not assess a situation, but blindly follows a diktat - not good driving.

I haven't asserted that at all.


Unlike yourself. I consider letting others know what I am thinking a good idea.

If you don't bother indicating, just say so.

Edited by Hol on Thursday 2nd August 08:29

[Mandalore]

Hol said:

Pica-Pica said:

Hol said:

captain_cynic said:

Liquid Knight said:

Yes, indicating to overtake. Once the maneuver is complete they should be a safe distance ahead to slot left without needing to indicate.

You're making a lane change (crossing the white line), there is a need to indicate. This means both times you changed lanes.

.

The bit in bold is correct. A lane is a lane. /End.


Changing lanes requires indication, whether it be between the defined (separate) lanes of a major road, or as you exit/enter that road via a slip road. Its all the same.

You should therefore indicate when moving back into your original lane after overtaking, although only about half of motorist actually bother.
...and if there is an exit coming up, do you still indicate to move back to lane 1, just as the slip road nears.

....
You assertion that xxx requires yyy, is an indication of a mind that does not assess a situation, but blindly follows a diktat - not good driving.

I haven't asserted that at all.


Unlike yourself. I consider letting others know what I am thinking a good idea.

If you don't bother indicating, just say so.

Edited by Hol on Thursday 2nd August 08:29

Assuming that everybody knows that you wish to move left without using indicators, simply because you can see them is extremely poor road craft.

Teenage scrotes like to make bizzare excuses for their mistakes, but luckily most adults have grown out of that adolescent stage. But no all it would seem.

[HTP99]

Woman this morning, driving the car in-front of me, decided to come to a very abrupt stop, out of the middle of nowhere to let someone cross the road with their dog, it wasn't a gradual slow down it was almost a full on emergency stop.

I had a moment and the guy behind did too.

Stupid fking woman.

[lyonspride]

HTP99 said:

Woman this morning, driving the car in-front of me, decided to come to a very abrupt stop, out of the middle of nowhere to let someone cross the road with their dog, it wasn't a gradual slow down it was almost a full on emergency stop.

I had a moment and the guy behind did too.

Stupid fking woman.

I was once following someone who did that for a squirrel, on a 60 limit road.

[carlove]

A bloke of at least 50 behind me in traffic today, he's driving an ageing Mini Cooper S and is blasting out rap & dance/club type music while doing that ridiculous gangster pose (one hand on the top of the wheel and leaning to the right in the seat) behind the wheel, I don't know if he realised probably more than half the people walking past started laughing. When the traffic moved properly he confirmed his knob status by flying up behind me and tailgating, also didn't indicate once.

Not bothered too much about flying up behind me, but nobody wants to hear your stty music playing, I was half tempted to put Classic FM on and put in on high volume but didn't, I just shut my windows and put A/C on instead.

I would nominate anybody really on a hot day in stop start traffic blasting music out, chances are nobody else wants to hear your music and the people who do this normally have a pretty stty taste in music,

[HTP99]

carlove said:

A bloke of at least 50 behind me in traffic today, he's driving an ageing Mini Cooper S and is blasting out rap & dance/club type music while doing that ridiculous gangster pose (one hand on the top of the wheel and leaning to the right in the seat) behind the wheel, I don't know if he realised probably more than half the people walking past started laughing. When the traffic moved properly he confirmed his knob status by flying up behind me and tailgating, also didn't indicate once.

Not bothered too much about flying up behind me, but nobody wants to hear your stty music playing, I was half tempted to put Classic FM on and put in on high volume but didn't, I just shut my windows and put A/C on instead.

I would nominate anybody really on a hot day in stop start traffic blasting music out, chances are nobody else wants to hear your music and the people who do this normally have a pretty stty taste in music,

I work opposite a Shell garage, the amount of men in the summer (always men) who pull up, windows down, with their stty rap music blaring, they get out and fill up; still with their stty rap music blaring and then jog off to pay; still with their stty rap music blaring, is quite astounding.

They think "cool" I and everyone else thanks "tt"!