One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

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carlove

7,569 posts

168 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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Europa1 said:
It annoys the hell out of me too.

At my local Sainsbury's, it's usually impossible to use the dropping off/pick up bay, because self-important, self-entitled, unthinking onanists regard it as somewhere to park whilst they do their weekly shop. There is one particular offender in a sort of off-bronze colour BMW M3. Their brain stems seem to be unable to comprehend that the generally infirm, older members of society of which they are part sat on the benches next to the bay are waiting for relatives or taxis to pick them up. It's sad that the supermarket has no interest in policing it. If they lose the custom of the likes of homus M3conductus, in his slip on shower shoes, tracksuit bottoms, tshirt and sleeveless puffa, I'm sure it wouldn't bring their share price tumbling down.

Now I've types it, people who make the bare minimum effort to "dress" before shopping make me think "knob" too. For christ's sake, you are leaving your house to go and interact with the rest of society. At least make an effort.
I've noticed the same cars over and over again, one being a Toyota CHR, worst thing about this one is when it's full he dumps it in the closest disabled bay possible and strolls in, no blue badge. This particular Tesco normally has plenty of normal spaces near the entrance but these take a little too much effort as they actually have to park the car.

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Saturday 16th March 2019
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If they were to "enforce" dropping bay parkers it would cost them £14 of hummus, Sushi, Monster Redbull-crap and unicorn cakes sales.

hehe

Blown2CV

28,852 posts

204 months

Sunday 17th March 2019
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Flibble said:
Blown2CV said:
you get 15 mins in there. I can do my whole shop in that time. It's like premium parking for people that don't fk around.
Or put another way, parking for entitled fkwits who are too lazy to walk from their car.
i'll take that.

Blown2CV

28,852 posts

204 months

Sunday 17th March 2019
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DeltaTango said:
Blown2CV said:
you get 15 mins in there. I can do my whole shop in that time. It's like premium parking for people that don't fk around.
What a rotten toad of a human you are.

This is also one of my biggest driving related peeves. There seems to be no end of absolute c###s about who do this.
ah well. In the grand scheme of things it's incredibly minor and you can just do your dropping off or picking up in the massive space of drop off zone behind or in front of me. Except i don't actually go to supermarkets anymore - I do Internet shopping like any normal human.

Bobberoo99

38,680 posts

99 months

Sunday 17th March 2019
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So you posted the original comment just to provoke a reaction then?
Like I said, YOU really do resemble the thread title VERY accurately don't you?

Greg the Fish

1,410 posts

67 months

Monday 18th March 2019
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This is a bit silly.

Minor prang. No injuries. Suspects other driver has been drinking, calls cops.................'forgot' that he too had been drinking. Both over the limit. Both charged. These people walk among us!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-4...

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Monday 18th March 2019
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Bad parking that makes you think "knob"...

Two selfish twuntsuckers who couldn't be arsed to walk more than six feet to the chip shop blocking a junction on a blind bend (made blinder by the white van man who always parks on the inside).



It's not just dropping off bays. Some are too lazy to park considerately full stop.

Isn't leaving a vehicle in a dangerous position for example on a blind bend blocking a junction Careless Driving?

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Monday 18th March 2019
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Greg the Fish said:
This is a bit silly.

Minor prang. No injuries. Suspects other driver has been drinking, calls cops.................'forgot' that he too had been drinking. Both over the limit. Both charged. These people walk among us!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-4...
hehe

Well deserved, both of them. Drink driving is a ccensoredts trick.

Blown2CV

28,852 posts

204 months

Monday 18th March 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
So you posted the original comment just to provoke a reaction then?
Like I said, YOU really do resemble the thread title VERY accurately don't you?
says the gammon typing capitals into the Internet!!

Bobberoo99

38,680 posts

99 months

Monday 18th March 2019
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Blown2CV said:
Bobberoo99 said:
So you posted the original comment just to provoke a reaction then?
Like I said, YOU really do resemble the thread title VERY accurately don't you?
says the gammon typing capitals into the Internet!!
Says the Neanderthal who doesn't start a sentence with a capital! rolleyes

WarrenB

2,417 posts

119 months

Monday 18th March 2019
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anonymous said:
[redacted]
'It's a Mercedes, I thought they were supposed to be reliable. I'm never going to have another'

The Mercedes in question, over 45k miles, never been serviced, thrashed, problems ignored, recalls ignored...

fatboy18

18,948 posts

212 months

Monday 18th March 2019
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Driver of black BMW With Tinted windows who last night cut in front of me last second when carriageway went from two lanes to 1,(he had nothing to gain as I was following a lorry) then 1 mile later at Lydden Hill carriageway opened up into dual lanes and he sat there in the outside lane with nobody in front of him.
ttt

Edited by fatboy18 on Monday 18th March 17:52

Countdown

39,945 posts

197 months

Monday 18th March 2019
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fatboy18 said:
Driver of black BMW With Tinted windows who last night cut in front of me last second when carriageway went from two lanes to 1,(he had nothing to gain as I was following a lorry) then 1 mile later at Lydden Hill carriageway opened up into dual lanes and he sat there in the outside lane with nobody in front of him.
ttt

Edited by fatboy18 on Monday 18th March 17:52
I think that’s what’s called “Merge in Turn” by some on PH....there’s an empty road for a mile behind you but your 24-carat gold plated knobber absolutely must overtake as many cars as possible and then force his way in, and sod everybody else.....

Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Tuesday 19th March 2019
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Liquid Knight said:
Bad parking that makes you think "knob"...

Two selfish twuntsuckers who couldn't be arsed to walk more than six feet to the chip shop blocking a junction on a blind bend (made blinder by the white van man who always parks on the inside).



It's not just dropping off bays. Some are too lazy to park considerately full stop.

Isn't leaving a vehicle in a dangerous position for example on a blind bend blocking a junction Careless Driving?
...you appear to have a plastic farmyard on your dashboard?

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Tuesday 19th March 2019
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Ares said:
Liquid Knight said:
Bad parking that makes you think "knob"...

Two selfish twuntsuckers who couldn't be arsed to walk more than six feet to the chip shop blocking a junction on a blind bend (made blinder by the white van man who always parks on the inside).



It's not just dropping off bays. Some are too lazy to park considerately full stop.

Isn't leaving a vehicle in a dangerous position for example on a blind bend blocking a junction Careless Driving?
...you appear to have a plastic farmyard on your dashboard?
Silly Moo has been joined by the chicks from my sisters car. smile

It's a useful safety feature because when I see something or someone stupid, dangerous, inconsiderate or let's be honest normal these days on the road I look across and think "Silly Moo" instead of language that either gets censored or oneself thrown off the forum. hehe

Greg the Fish

1,410 posts

67 months

Tuesday 19th March 2019
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Another k**b of a drink driver.

Trying to claim she wasn't driving when her own dash cam films her getting out of the driver's seat rolleyes

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17512004.drink-dri...

fatboy18

18,948 posts

212 months

Tuesday 19th March 2019
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Greg the Fish said:
Another k**b of a drink driver.

Trying to claim she wasn't driving when her own dash cam films her getting out of the driver's seat rolleyes

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17512004.drink-dri...
rofl Priceless

TarquinMX5

1,951 posts

81 months

Tuesday 19th March 2019
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EazyDuz said:
, which would be entirely their fault as I have a dash cam. I hope ive taught some of them a lesson
Ah, a dashcam. How does having a dashcam mean it's somebody else's fault?

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Tuesday 19th March 2019
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TarquinMX5 said:
EazyDuz said:
, which would be entirely their fault as I have a dash cam. I hope ive taught some of them a lesson
Ah, a dashcam. How does having a dashcam mean it's somebody else's fault?
Haven't you seen all those YouTubers speeding into a roundabout so they can honk horns at those who entered the same time but don't treat the roads like a drag strip? It's about 80% of all "near miss" clips.

Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Wednesday 20th March 2019
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Pricks who feel the need to do an emergency brake manoeuvre exactly as they go from a 60 limit to 30 limit (from 45mph to well under 30 mph).
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