One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4
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j_4m said:
mikal83 said:
Theres one person in our parish that does that. Scoops it up, then flings the bag into a hedge or over it. If we find out who it is......named and shamed big time
Bag up one of your own turds and leave it on their front lawn 
j_4m said:
Rich Boy Spanner said:
Some years ago a friend of mine got fed up with dog turds on his front lawn (one of those no fences in gardens places) and so he kept a watch. When he saw the owner standing there letting the dog take a dump on his lawn he went out with a bag, picked it up, and threw it at the owner who took a dog turd to the back of the head. It didn't happen again.
The people who pick it up and then out the bags in hedges, or other places other than bins. I don't understand that.
It's normally because your dog has pooped and you're miles away from a bin, so you tie it up to get it on your way back.The people who pick it up and then out the bags in hedges, or other places other than bins. I don't understand that.
holes. HTH.I've never....ever....ever...left a bagged dog s
t from our dog anywhere. Carry it until you find a bin. If you don't have that basic level of responsibility, you don't have enough responsibility to own a dog IMO.j_4m said:
WarrenB said:
Heard a few people use that excuse, it's literally dogst. Carrying a poop bag to the nearest bin isn't really much of a hassle.
If it's something you don't want to do, don't own a dog.
It is when the bin is miles away, or there are no bins provided. I don't see the harm if it's bagged and you go back to retrieve it and bin it at the end of the walk. My dog can't be let off the lead so I'd rather my free hand wasn't taken up. t. Carrying a poop bag to the nearest bin isn't really much of a hassle. If it's something you don't want to do, don't own a dog.
j_4m said:
It is when the bin is miles away, or there are no bins provided. I don't see the harm if it's bagged and you go back to retrieve it and bin it at the end of the walk. My dog can't be let off the lead so I'd rather my free hand wasn't taken up.
It is hard to believe anyone could actually believe this is acceptable. And they live amongst us.Let us hope j_4m is simply trolling here.
Ares said:
j_4m said:
Rich Boy Spanner said:
Some years ago a friend of mine got fed up with dog turds on his front lawn (one of those no fences in gardens places) and so he kept a watch. When he saw the owner standing there letting the dog take a dump on his lawn he went out with a bag, picked it up, and threw it at the owner who took a dog turd to the back of the head. It didn't happen again.
The people who pick it up and then out the bags in hedges, or other places other than bins. I don't understand that.
It's normally because your dog has pooped and you're miles away from a bin, so you tie it up to get it on your way back.The people who pick it up and then out the bags in hedges, or other places other than bins. I don't understand that.
holes. HTH.I've never....ever....ever...left a bagged dog s
t from our dog anywhere. Carry it until you find a bin. If you don't have that basic level of responsibility, you don't have enough responsibility to own a dog IMO.t (no pun intended) excuse; "tie it up and get it on your way back", I always bag it and I put the bag in my pocket or hold it (it's not hard to hold a poo bag, even if the same hand has to hold a lead), to deposit in a bin when I get to one. HTP99 said:
Such a st (no pun intended) excuse; "tie it up and get it on your way back", I always bag it and I put the bag in my pocket or hold it (it's not hard to hold a poo bag, even if the same hand has to hold a lead), to deposit in a bin when I get to one.
...which I do when I'm in an area with bins. When I'm in an area without bins and it's a point on the route I know I'll be backtracking to bags get left where they won't be trodden on and where I can retrieve them.t (no pun intended) excuse; "tie it up and get it on your way back", I always bag it and I put the bag in my pocket or hold it (it's not hard to hold a poo bag, even if the same hand has to hold a lead), to deposit in a bin when I get to one. j_4m said:
...which I do when I'm in an area with bins. When I'm in an area without bins and it's a point on the route I know I'll be backtracking to bags get left where they won't be trodden on and where I can retrieve them.
Over here! I've found one!This bloke does it, and he has admitted it!
j_4m said:
mikal83 said:
Theres one person in our parish that does that. Scoops it up, then flings the bag into a hedge or over it. If we find out who it is......named and shamed big time
Bag up one of your own turds and leave it on their front lawn 
Ares said:
It's normally because the owners are aholes. HTH.
I've never....ever....ever...left a bagged dog st from our dog anywhere. Carry it until you find a bin. If you don't have that basic level of responsibility, you don't have enough responsibility to own a dog IMO.
Exactly. Although I have absent mindedly carried a full poo bag past every poo bin in the park and then back home before now holes. HTH.I've never....ever....ever...left a bagged dog s
t from our dog anywhere. Carry it until you find a bin. If you don't have that basic level of responsibility, you don't have enough responsibility to own a dog IMO.
j_4m said:
It is when the bin is miles away, or there are no bins provided. I don't see the harm if it's bagged and you go back to retrieve it and bin it at the end of the walk. My dog can't be let off the lead so I'd rather my free hand wasn't taken up.
Take your stupid bag of dog crap with you and stop being such a lazy tt. Honestly. The fact you even think this is acceptable says it all. "I'll get it later", sure you do.j_4m said:
Rich Boy Spanner said:
Some years ago a friend of mine got fed up with dog turds on his front lawn (one of those no fences in gardens places) and so he kept a watch. When he saw the owner standing there letting the dog take a dump on his lawn he went out with a bag, picked it up, and threw it at the owner who took a dog turd to the back of the head. It didn't happen again.
The people who pick it up and then out the bags in hedges, or other places other than bins. I don't understand that.
It's normally because your dog has pooped and you're miles away from a bin, so you tie it up to get it on your way back.The people who pick it up and then out the bags in hedges, or other places other than bins. I don't understand that.
ks. Sorry, but people who do this are just scum. Filth. Animals. And no, they don't "come back for it on the way home". Some today on the Stour Valley Way. Unless the wkspankle(s?) who chucked the bags into the tree are 8 feet tall with arms about 15 feet long with bramble-proof skin, there was NEVER an intention to retrieve those bags of poo. And there's a tree on an army training area near my home that is adorned like a bloody Christmas tree, only they aren't baubles but green poo bags. Do they just get collected on one day of the week? Or once a month? Or simply never, because the intention was always to leave warpped turds in a tree to rot?Is this defence the same for the utter tools who dump furniture, kitchen appliances, and old tyres on country lanes? Do you think the moron in the Corsa who lobbed his Happy meal wrappings out of his chav-wagon window is "coming back later" to pick it up and put it in a bin? Do you live in a world sprinkled liberally with fairy dust and unicorn shavings, where you actually believe this nonsense. If I had my way, there'd be a general licence to shoot this type of f
kwit on sight. Then I'd leave the bodies in the woods, while I slunk off home to "retrieve them later"... 
yellowjack said:
j_4m said:
Rich Boy Spanner said:
Some years ago a friend of mine got fed up with dog turds on his front lawn (one of those no fences in gardens places) and so he kept a watch. When he saw the owner standing there letting the dog take a dump on his lawn he went out with a bag, picked it up, and threw it at the owner who took a dog turd to the back of the head. It didn't happen again.
The people who pick it up and then out the bags in hedges, or other places other than bins. I don't understand that.
It's normally because your dog has pooped and you're miles away from a bin, so you tie it up to get it on your way back.The people who pick it up and then out the bags in hedges, or other places other than bins. I don't understand that.
ks. Sorry, but people who do this are just scum. Filth. Animals. And no, they don't "come back for it on the way home". Some today on the Stour Valley Way. Unless the wkspankle(s?) who chucked the bags into the tree are 8 feet tall with arms about 15 feet long with bramble-proof skin, there was NEVER an intention to retrieve those bags of poo. And there's a tree on an army training area near my home that is adorned like a bloody Christmas tree, only they aren't baubles but green poo bags. Do they just get collected on one day of the week? Or once a month? Or simply never, because the intention was always to leave warpped turds in a tree to rot?Is this defence the same for the utter tools who dump furniture, kitchen appliances, and old tyres on country lanes? Do you think the moron in the Corsa who lobbed his Happy meal wrappings out of his chav-wagon window is "coming back later" to pick it up and put it in a bin? Do you live in a world sprinkled liberally with fairy dust and unicorn shavings, where you actually believe this nonsense. If I had my way, there'd be a general licence to shoot this type of f
kwit on sight. Then I'd leave the bodies in the woods, while I slunk off home to "retrieve them later"... t a mate tried to give his missus when after shagging his neighbour claimed he slipped on a wet floor and when flying through the air all his clothes fell off before landing inside her.I wouldnt believe any of this 'going back for it later' business either..
Triumph Man said:
Monkeylegend said:
We have a lot of horses round our way, they st all over the road and nobody picks that up or complains about it.
Difference with horse st all over the road and nobody picks that up or complains about it.t is that it's basically hay and other vegetable matter type stuff. Dog poo is nasty, nasty stuff. s
t from meat eaters, humans dogs cats rats etc is bad s
t from veggies, horses cows sheep etc not really harmful. It can also be used as a fertiliser which you cannot do with meat eaters st. 
bristolracer said:
Triumph Man said:
Monkeylegend said:
We have a lot of horses round our way, they st all over the road and nobody picks that up or complains about it.
Difference with horse st all over the road and nobody picks that up or complains about it.t is that it's basically hay and other vegetable matter type stuff. Dog poo is nasty, nasty stuff. s
t from meat eaters, humans dogs cats rats etc is bad s
t from veggies, horses cows sheep etc not really harmful. It can also be used as a fertiliser which you cannot do with meat eaters st. There was a big (by Norfolk standards) debate about why dogs weren't allowed on sections of Hunstanton beach but hoses and ponies were. The number of communicable bacteria, infections and diseases in dog poo compared to horse were tens of thousands to one. Pony rides were an attraction, dogs were a distraction. The horse and pony poo was cleaned up and used in the raised flower boxes in green spaces. The dog poo that was cleaned up was put in bins along the promenade that would get a tad fragrant in the afternoon Sun. Anyone who was seen not cleaning up after the dog they were in charge of were given a £100 penalty charge notice (not enough enforcers for that really but it was a credible threat).
Back to my village there was an old dear who rode around on her mobility scooter collecting horse poo from the road in a little trailer for her rhubarb.
When dog chips became a thing in the UK I suggested that the chip be linked to a DNA database so when poo is left somewhere anyone else could step in it, samples would be taken as part of the clean up process, DNA extrapolated and the registered dogs owner issued a £1,000 penalty charge and have to cover the costs of the test itself. £500 penalty for not keeping the database up to date with new owner details or changes of address. Effectively a dog license for all breeds not just ones considered a risk to the public.
The Mad Monk said:
Hackney said:
jpp said:
Drivers who can't help but stray over the white line on A/B roads with oncoming traffic and nothing to overtake. Not sure if it's down to being on the road 4 hours per day but I never recall it being so bad. Given some of the models involved this can't be testing out the lane 'assist'
This. My journey to drop the kids off takes me down a couple of windy NSL roads and along a windy 30 road through a village. Not to mention the sharp S near a level crossing. On a daily basis someone is cutting the corner, crossing the centre line through sheer laziness, as it's often at low speed (ie through the village, which has spped bumps).The frustrating thing is that in between clenching butt cheeks, squeezing left and avoiding the idiot there's no opportunity to register your displeasure with them, so chances are they don't know everyone else hates them.
What options are there, not to move and get hit then fight it out through insurance companies?
What's that you say? It's too far to walk to school? Buy a house nearer to the school then. Why did you buy one so far away?
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