One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4
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The tool in the van at the red traffic lights who was obviously far too busy and engrossed in his conversation on his mobile (non hands free) that he failed to notice the two police cars with blues and twos on behind him trying to get through.
Eventually realised. One plod car went on, the other decided to 'have a chat' with the knuckle dragger in the van.
Eventually realised. One plod car went on, the other decided to 'have a chat' with the knuckle dragger in the van.
yellowjack said:
Me.
"Ring, Ring, Ring goes the telephone..."
Blast, thinks I. I'm decorating and covered in dust where I've been sanding all morning, and now I have to leg it downstairs to answer the bloody phone. Predictably, it stops ringing before I pick it up. So I dial 1471 to be told that the last call received was on July 4th, and it was me who called?
Dawn of realisation time. The ringing phone was the one in my pocket. It was the local DIY store ringing and they'd left a message. If only I'd realised it was my mobile phone ringing in the first place, I could easily have answered the blasted thing!
I'm only 48 - it's far too soon to be having a "senior moment" ffs!
is this you"Ring, Ring, Ring goes the telephone..."
Blast, thinks I. I'm decorating and covered in dust where I've been sanding all morning, and now I have to leg it downstairs to answer the bloody phone. Predictably, it stops ringing before I pick it up. So I dial 1471 to be told that the last call received was on July 4th, and it was me who called?
Dawn of realisation time. The ringing phone was the one in my pocket. It was the local DIY store ringing and they'd left a message. If only I'd realised it was my mobile phone ringing in the first place, I could easily have answered the blasted thing!
I'm only 48 - it's far too soon to be having a "senior moment" ffs!
Greg the Fish said:
The tool in the van at the red traffic lights who was obviously far too busy and engrossed in his conversation on his mobile (non hands free) that he failed to notice the two police cars with blues and twos on behind him trying to get through.
Eventually realised. One plod car went on, the other decided to 'have a chat' with the knuckle dragger in the van.
If the lights are red then the popo will just have to wait.Eventually realised. One plod car went on, the other decided to 'have a chat' with the knuckle dragger in the van.
Pica-Pica said:
ashleyman said:
My neighbour. Never in for me to drop off the parcel I took in for him last week and he hasn't bothered to come get it himself.
I WANT IT OUT MY HALLWAY!
WTF do you expect PHs to do?I WANT IT OUT MY HALLWAY!
Don’t want you to do anything but thanks for your kind offer.
ashleyman said:
Pica-Pica said:
ashleyman said:
My neighbour. Never in for me to drop off the parcel I took in for him last week and he hasn't bothered to come get it himself.
I WANT IT OUT MY HALLWAY!
WTF do you expect PHs to do?I WANT IT OUT MY HALLWAY!
Don’t want you to do anything but thanks for your kind offer.
I feel an Elvis song coming on.......Return to Sender
Edited by fatboy18 on Thursday 11th July 08:15
Blown2CV said:
ashleyman said:
My neighbour. Never in for me to drop off the parcel I took in for him last week and he hasn't bothered to come get it himself.
I WANT IT OUT MY HALLWAY!
leave it in a 'safe place' on his property and put a card through his door. I WANT IT OUT MY HALLWAY!
(Or is it ironic)?George Smiley said:
nonsequitur said:
janesmith1950 said:
Door handle.
Four candles.
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