One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4
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George Smiley said:
Killer2005 said:
The absolute 
s who rock up to the security barriers in my office car park, who then at that moment decide that they've left their pass in the boot/back seats and promptly hold everyone else up whilst they faff around.
Nothing wrong with learning a bit of patience s who rock up to the security barriers in my office car park, who then at that moment decide that they've left their pass in the boot/back seats and promptly hold everyone else up whilst they faff around. George Smiley said:
Nothing wrong with learning a bit of patience
Our security guards would feed you off into the small car park by the security building rather than let you fanny around at the gatehouse blocking the way for others. There’s nothing wrong with learning to be prepared and considerate to others. If everyone did it we’d all be late to work so I agree with the assertion that they’re knobsGeorge Smiley said:
Killer2005 said:
The absolute s who rock up to the security barriers in my office car park, who then at that moment decide that they've left their pass in the boot/back seats and promptly hold everyone else up whilst they faff around.
Nothing wrong with learning a bit of patience s who rock up to the security barriers in my office car park, who then at that moment decide that they've left their pass in the boot/back seats and promptly hold everyone else up whilst they faff around. 
jakesmith said:
Got this at Waitrose last year, asked a guy if he was leaving the parent & child space, he said 'yes but it's a parent & child spa.... oh sorry didn't see your kids!' To be fair he was polite about it & it's a Maserati Granturismo so people don't think it has back seats / anyone would go to the supermarket in it
I'd be ashamed to turn up to Waitrose in a lowly Maserati. I'm surprised they let peasants like you into the store.(I always go on my bicycle
)Selling an immaculate, low mileage Citroen C1, now having to deal with the folk who want a third off the already competitive asking price, a full main dealer service history and reassurance the cambelt has been changed, despite the fact that model doesn't have one.
One just sent a number in response to the add, not even best price for cash etc, if you advertised it for free some fker would ask for a discount and whether it can be delivered, insured, with a full tank of petrol.
One just sent a number in response to the add, not even best price for cash etc, if you advertised it for free some f
ker would ask for a discount and whether it can be delivered, insured, with a full tank of petrol.J4CKO said:
Selling an immaculate, low mileage Citroen C1, now having to deal with the folk who want a third off the already competitive asking price, a full main dealer service history and reassurance the cambelt has been changed, despite the fact that model doesn't have one.
One just sent a number in response to the add, not even best price for cash etc, if you advertised it for free some fker would ask for a discount and whether it can be delivered, insured, with a full tank of petrol.
I dunno, I've punted some stuff on freecycle and they're pretty good at just rocking up and taking stuff without asking for delivery.One just sent a number in response to the add, not even best price for cash etc, if you advertised it for free some f
ker would ask for a discount and whether it can be delivered, insured, with a full tank of petrol.Mandalore said:
993kimbo said:
Sitting at the lights today, indicating Left.
Lights go green, I move off, girl on a cycle wearing headphones and holding phone in left hand overtakes me on my right, cuts across me and turns left.
Female knob.
Hmm!!Lights go green, I move off, girl on a cycle wearing headphones and holding phone in left hand overtakes me on my right, cuts across me and turns left.
Female knob.
Tough one.
But, someone will be round to insist that it was all your fault, and she is perfectly entitled to be an idiot.
George Smiley said:
Killer2005 said:
The absolute s who rock up to the security barriers in my office car park, who then at that moment decide that they've left their pass in the boot/back seats and promptly hold everyone else up whilst they faff around.
Nothing wrong with learning a bit of patience s who rock up to the security barriers in my office car park, who then at that moment decide that they've left their pass in the boot/back seats and promptly hold everyone else up whilst they faff around. Annoyance is for the self-centred, inconsiderate and selfish who think that everyone should be patient just because they're a t
t.Liquid Knight said:
When you advertise a car for sale clearly stating it's Petrol and you get messages...
"Is it petrol or diesel mayte?"
...I tend to reply with varying degrees of sarcasm...
"It runs on hot air. I have a Daily Mail reader in the boot and to get the car started in the morning open the tailgate and say "Brexit". Should be enough hot air to last the day but for motorway use say "Lady Diana Spencer was a trollop" and you'll have enough hot air to get from Lands End to John O'Groats".
...last time.
Knobs for not reading the advert properly.
Is it a Jag X-Type?"Is it petrol or diesel mayte?"
...I tend to reply with varying degrees of sarcasm...
"It runs on hot air. I have a Daily Mail reader in the boot and to get the car started in the morning open the tailgate and say "Brexit". Should be enough hot air to last the day but for motorway use say "Lady Diana Spencer was a trollop" and you'll have enough hot air to get from Lands End to John O'Groats".
...last time.
Knobs for not reading the advert properly.
The todger in his Blue Audi RS3 on the M25 this afternoon in the slow moving & stop/start traffic.
Knob points for:
- Leaving a massive gap to the car in front, then accelerating hard to show off the pop & bang remap / exhaust, before slamming on the brakes to show how good they are and to avoid rear-ending the car he'd left a big gap from.
- After doing the above 3 times, getting bored and cranking his stereo up so everyone else around him could listen.
- Then, 5 minutes later when bored of the above, decided to try start swapping from lane to lane & back again to see if he could go any faster.
- Then when the above didn't work either, forced his way over to the far left lane, then got onto the hard shoulder and nailed off, popping & banging as he shot off towards the exit for M40 in the direction of Uxbridge.
Knob points for:
- Leaving a massive gap to the car in front, then accelerating hard to show off the pop & bang remap / exhaust, before slamming on the brakes to show how good they are and to avoid rear-ending the car he'd left a big gap from.
- After doing the above 3 times, getting bored and cranking his stereo up so everyone else around him could listen.
- Then, 5 minutes later when bored of the above, decided to try start swapping from lane to lane & back again to see if he could go any faster.
- Then when the above didn't work either, forced his way over to the far left lane, then got onto the hard shoulder and nailed off, popping & banging as he shot off towards the exit for M40 in the direction of Uxbridge.
Mandalore said:
It might have been something else entirely.
Nice to find that someone else actually indicates in a car park though.
Yeah could have been, just absolutely no idea what the issue was. Just very odd and never seen the guy in my life! Nice to find that someone else actually indicates in a car park though.
jakesmith said:
Got this at Waitrose last year, asked a guy if he was leaving the parent & child space, he said 'yes but it's a parent & child spa.... oh sorry didn't see your kids!' To be fair he was polite about it & it's a Maserati Granturismo so people don't think it has back seats / anyone would go to the supermarket in it
See that's the thing, if he'd been mistaken (assuming he thought I didn't have kids) and said so we'd probably have laughed it off. I'm sure all parents share that frustration of seeing people without kids using those spaces. Oh well. haha
AlexRS2782 said:
The todger in his Blue Audi RS3 on the M25 this afternoon in the slow moving & stop/start traffic.
Knob points for:
- Leaving a massive gap to the car in front, then accelerating hard to show off the pop & bang remap / exhaust, before slamming on the brakes to show how good they are and to avoid rear-ending the car he'd left a big gap from.
- After doing the above 3 times, getting bored and cranking his stereo up so everyone else around him could listen.
- Then, 5 minutes later when bored of the above, decided to try start swapping from lane to lane & back again to see if he could go any faster.
- Then when the above didn't work either, forced his way over to the far left lane, then got onto the hard shoulder and nailed off, popping & banging as he shot off towards the exit for M40 in the direction of Uxbridge.
He has no life. This is his way of trying to obtain one.Knob points for:
- Leaving a massive gap to the car in front, then accelerating hard to show off the pop & bang remap / exhaust, before slamming on the brakes to show how good they are and to avoid rear-ending the car he'd left a big gap from.
- After doing the above 3 times, getting bored and cranking his stereo up so everyone else around him could listen.
- Then, 5 minutes later when bored of the above, decided to try start swapping from lane to lane & back again to see if he could go any faster.
- Then when the above didn't work either, forced his way over to the far left lane, then got onto the hard shoulder and nailed off, popping & banging as he shot off towards the exit for M40 in the direction of Uxbridge.
JimbobVFR said:
Liquid Knight said:
When you advertise a car for sale clearly stating it's Petrol and you get messages...
"Is it petrol or diesel mayte?"
...I tend to reply with varying degrees of sarcasm...
"It runs on hot air. I have a Daily Mail reader in the boot and to get the car started in the morning open the tailgate and say "Brexit". Should be enough hot air to last the day but for motorway use say "Lady Diana Spencer was a trollop" and you'll have enough hot air to get from Lands End to John O'Groats".
...last time.
Knobs for not reading the advert properly.
Is it a Jag X-Type?"Is it petrol or diesel mayte?"
...I tend to reply with varying degrees of sarcasm...
"It runs on hot air. I have a Daily Mail reader in the boot and to get the car started in the morning open the tailgate and say "Brexit". Should be enough hot air to last the day but for motorway use say "Lady Diana Spencer was a trollop" and you'll have enough hot air to get from Lands End to John O'Groats".
...last time.
Knobs for not reading the advert properly.
The only X-Type for me would be the Death Race Inferno one. Perfect for the school runners.
I might be old enough to get away with a Jag now. I had an XJS but felt silly.
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