One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

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Greg the Fish

1,410 posts

67 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Blown2CV said:
Greg the Fish said:
My colleague who has just been given a £2k bill for a brake servo, oil rocker gasket and a knock sensor.............on a 12 year old 3 series.
presume that's main dealer prices.
Nope

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Flibble said:
Woman in front doing her hair with both hands while driving. Kept having the jerk the steering straight to avoid wandering into the other lane. eek
Atrocious. Must be driving a Roller.drivingjudge

Toaster Pilot

14,621 posts

159 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Greg the Fish said:
My colleague who has just been given a £2k bill for a brake servo, oil rocker gasket and a knock sensor.............on a 12 year old 3 series.
Surely the garage is the knob rather than the person choosing to maintain their car rather than throwing it away?

Greg the Fish

1,410 posts

67 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Toaster Pilot said:
Greg the Fish said:
My colleague who has just been given a £2k bill for a brake servo, oil rocker gasket and a knock sensor.............on a 12 year old 3 series.
Surely the garage is the knob rather than the person choosing to maintain their car rather than throwing it away?
It's a knackered 3 series cabriolet



Goldfever4

113 posts

75 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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The knob who took the wrong lane on the M4/M5 interchange today, stopping in the hatched area to reverse back up the motorway to take the M4 East.

How selfish and thick do you have to be to try to join full-pace motorway traffic from outside the outside lane? In rush hour?

Toaster Pilot

14,621 posts

159 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Greg the Fish said:
It's a knackered 3 series cabriolet
.... and?

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Goldfever4 said:
The knob who took the wrong lane on the M4/M5 interchange today, stopping in the hatched area to reverse back up the motorway to take the M4 East.

How selfish and thick do you have to be to try to join full-pace motorway traffic from outside the outside lane? In rush hour?
With the amount of cameras there, hopefully he will be getting a letter soon.

Jules Sunley

3,933 posts

94 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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People who drive in the rain with their fog lights on thinking they are being more visible when they are just dazzling drivers behind as the light shines through the water droplets. They're not called 'rain lights' are they but these bell ends don't seem to get that......

Also (and no doubt already mentioned earlier on this thread) those who sit in the middle lane on an empty motorway (typically late at night) and when you approach from the inside lane, pull out and flash, either don't get out of the way or even worse move into the inside lane until you have passed (and you have then correctly pulled back into the inside lane) and then you see in your rear view mirror they have pulled back into the middle lane. Lane discipline saved me many years ago from a speeding ticket as on a busy motorway I was 'travelling a bit' and having noticed a car in my mirrors matching my moves I slowed down in case it was an unmarked Police car and it turned out was when they pulled me over but they had to admit they hadn't got a fix on me so just gave me a (deserved) telling off and let me go. If I'd have sat in the outside lane it would have been a different ending

LetsTryAgain

2,904 posts

74 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Greg the Fish said:
Toaster Pilot said:
Greg the Fish said:
My colleague who has just been given a £2k bill for a brake servo, oil rocker gasket and a knock sensor.............on a 12 year old 3 series.
Surely the garage is the knob rather than the person choosing to maintain their car rather than throwing it away?
It's a knackered 3 series cabriolet
You know you've got more brass than brains when an E93 can be classed as knackered.

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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g3org3y said:
Ares said:
oceanview said:
g3org3y said:
Cliftonite said:
g3org3y said:
I'm sure most commuters thought I was a knob this morning.
-1.5 degree temps, driving with the roof down in the Z4 (hat and scarf obvs). driving
And a toasty heater?
Good for you! smile
+ Heated seats. Game changer with a convertible imo.
Just out of interest- what's the point??
The point of heated seats? Get/Keep you warm. Rood off/Roof on.
Did you really need to ask?
yes
Unless the question is what's the point of rood roof down in the cold?
Because convertible....obviously biggrindriving
The only way to drive a convertible , unless it's raining (obvs)
Heated seats are also great in a saloon

Kuji

785 posts

123 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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Greg the Fish said:
Toaster Pilot said:
Greg the Fish said:
My colleague who has just been given a £2k bill for a brake servo, oil rocker gasket and a knock sensor.............on a 12 year old 3 series.
Surely the garage is the knob rather than the person choosing to maintain their car rather than throwing it away?
It's a knackered 3 series cabriolet
The garage is just a business carrying out customer instructions, I don't see why they should considered at fault if someone has accepted a high quote. Contrary to minority opinion, someone else isn't always at fault..

Also, its up to the BMW owner whether he wants to spend £2k on an old car. I know some people who will happily spend that amount without blinking on a turbo for a 20yo jap classic.



g3org3y

20,639 posts

192 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
g3org3y said:
Ares said:
oceanview said:
g3org3y said:
Cliftonite said:
g3org3y said:
I'm sure most commuters thought I was a knob this morning.

-1.5 degree temps, driving with the roof down in the Z4 (hat and scarf obvs). driving
And a toasty heater?

Good for you!

smile
+ Heated seats. Game changer with a convertible imo.
Just out of interest- what's the point??
The point of heated seats? Get/Keep you warm. Rood off/Roof on.

Did you really need to ask?
yes

Unless the question is what's the point of rood roof down in the cold?

Because convertible....obviously OBVS biggrindriving
FTFY smile
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Toaster Pilot

14,621 posts

159 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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Kuji said:
The garage is just a business carrying out customer instructions, I don't see why they should considered at fault if someone has accepted a high quote. Contrary to minority opinion, someone else isn't always at fault..

Also, its up to the BMW owner whether he wants to spend £2k on an old car. I know some people who will happily spend that amount without blinking on a turbo for a 20yo jap classic.
I was working on the assumption that the rate was excessive - if it’s a fair rate for a decent job then fair enough.

I’m still not in agreement with the OP that the owner is a knob for fixing their car rather than binning it

Hackney

6,853 posts

209 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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The other morning driving past Millbrook, it's dawn but you can see for quite a distance so I indicated and pulled out to overtake the car I was following as the road straightened. Clean, smooth overtake, pull in...... and HIGHBEAMS!!!!

Thanks knob.


Here's the view I had (except darker)
https://www.google.com/maps/@52.0394341,-0.5266699...

Hackney

6,853 posts

209 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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thiscocks said:
Its possible the light was green for the cyclist and it had changed by the time they were still cycling in the controlled area. I've had this happen on my bike on a long controlled length with no path. By the time I got to the other end I had an irate driver shouting at me. I said it was green my end, what do you want me to do, fly? I don't know why the lights arn't adjusted for cyclists to make it through.
Because drivers would get wise and ten cars would pile through once the lights had changed rather than the usual 3

markyb_lcy

9,904 posts

63 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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I'm sure we've had this one already, but ....

Tw@ts that leave a gap in front of them in multi-lane traffic, then when they see you indicate to pull into it, slam their foot down on the GO pedal.

If you're not gonna let a brother in, don't leave a frigging gap! If you're too stupid to close said gap, accept your mistake and bloody let me in FFS.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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markyb_lcy said:
I'm sure we've had this one already, but ....

Tw@ts that leave a gap in front of them in multi-lane traffic, then when they see you indicate to pull into it, slam their foot down on the GO pedal.

If you're not gonna let a brother in, don't leave a frigging gap! If you're too stupid to close said gap, accept your mistake and bloody let me in FFS.
When I get into gaps like that, I make a point of letting someone else in front of me just to piss them off a bit more laugh

markyb_lcy

9,904 posts

63 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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Grahamdub said:
When I get into gaps like that, I make a point of letting someone else in front of me just to piss them off a bit more laugh
Yep, I'm with you on that one! It's like a reverse karma thing ... turning their negative behaviour into a positive for someone else.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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james-witton said:
The use of obvs.

Men with ponytails or man buns. Gareth Bale as an example.
Obvs all men should have short back and sides and tuck their shirts in too.
Only black socks with a small logo are permitted too.

WarrenB

2,417 posts

119 months

Thursday 21st November 2019
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markyb_lcy said:
Grahamdub said:
When I get into gaps like that, I make a point of letting someone else in front of me just to piss them off a bit more laugh
Yep, I'm with you on that one! It's like a reverse karma thing ... turning their negative behaviour into a positive for someone else.
Merge-in-turns are good for that type of thing. If I notice the car behind me constantly closing any sort of gap I'll just let a couple more cars go in front of me.
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