One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

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S1KRR

12,548 posts

213 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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Yet another fking idiot who doesn't understand MERGE IN TURN! rolleyes

2 into 1 lane.
One car slightly in front of me, so I don't impede them. Let off slightly to let them have the place. Old woman in Qashqai sees this and accelerates past me to basically tailgate the car I'm letting in. Forcing me to actually stop.

I give it the horn. And a WTF motion
She gives me the finger in response. Her husband/son/carer in the passenger side gives it all the coffee beans too. But once I wave my arms around a lot (for effect) they soon maintain eyes forward laugh

They turned left about 300m further down so as I passed them, I slowed and gave them the daggers. I may have even mouthed "dhead" laugh He's not engaging. biggrin But as I accelerate away. She's leaning on the horn like a retard!


Too little, too late, you blue waffle bag laugh


Triumph Man

8,705 posts

169 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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Wouldn’t normally post, but I’d like to nominate the penis in the GLE 63 on the road between studland and Corfe Castle earlier. Using all the road and cutting off a corner is all well and good when it aids visibility, I get that, I do it, but don’t do it and then try and climb into my boot! There were cars in front of me, what do you want me to do, ram them? And yes I will go a little slower into a bend because I don’t trust them in front to not do something silly! Utter cock.

The Brummie

9,373 posts

188 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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A numpty in an Audi earlier on the A40 just outside Gloucester.

Refused point blank to move over to the side of the road to allow an ambulance, with lights & siren blaring, go around him.

Sat in the middle of the road, doing 35 in a 50 limit, until he reached a roundabout. At which the ambulance had to undertake him.

What a cocksocket.

Miserablegit

4,029 posts

110 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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The lifted “warrior” thing today on m6 with massive tyres but standard arches. 4” + of tyre each side was outside the arches. Lovely for hurling detritus at other vehicles.

S1KRR

12,548 posts

213 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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The Brummie said:
A numpty in an Audi earlier on the A40 just outside Gloucester.

Refused point blank to move over to the side of the road to allow an ambulance, with lights & siren blaring, go around him.

Sat in the middle of the road, doing 35 in a 50 limit, until he reached a roundabout. At which the ambulance had to undertake him.

What a cocksocket.
There are a subspecies of s in this country that simply don't move over for any blue flashing lights. Ambulances, Fire, Police.


I always hope that one day they need an Ambulance for a loved one, and it's being held up by someone EXACTLY like them, meaning it doesn't get there in time.

Of course then they'd be on the TV bleating about how ste the paramedics were rolleyes

giantdefy

684 posts

114 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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S1KRR said:
She's leaning on the horn like a retard!
Anyone who thinks that is a suitable insult in these more enlightened times.

LetsTryAgain

2,904 posts

74 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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giantdefy said:
S1KRR said:
She's leaning on the horn like a retard!
Anyone who thinks that is a suitable insult in these more enlightened times.
The word 'retard' is off limits?

Someone claiming you can't use a word they don't happen to like = knob.

Glenn63

2,793 posts

85 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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S1KRR said:
The Brummie said:
A numpty in an Audi earlier on the A40 just outside Gloucester.

Refused point blank to move over to the side of the road to allow an ambulance, with lights & siren blaring, go around him.

Sat in the middle of the road, doing 35 in a 50 limit, until he reached a roundabout. At which the ambulance had to undertake him.

What a cocksocket.
There are a subspecies of s in this country that simply don't move over for any blue flashing lights. Ambulances, Fire, Police.


I always hope that one day they need an Ambulance for a loved one, and it's being held up by someone EXACTLY like them, meaning it doesn't get there in time.

Of course then they'd be on the TV bleating about how ste the paramedics were rolleyes
Fit ambulances with dash cams and make it law that they can force/ram there way past someone that deliberately refuses to move over without any comeback to the ambulance driver.

HM-2

12,467 posts

170 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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S1KRR said:
The Brummie said:
A numpty in an Audi earlier on the A40 just outside Gloucester.

Refused point blank to move over to the side of the road to allow an ambulance, with lights & siren blaring, go around him.

Sat in the middle of the road, doing 35 in a 50 limit, until he reached a roundabout. At which the ambulance had to undertake him.

What a cocksocket.
There are a subspecies of s in this country that simply don't move over for any blue flashing lights. Ambulances, Fire, Police.


I always hope that one day they need an Ambulance for a loved one, and it's being held up by someone EXACTLY like them, meaning it doesn't get there in time.

Of course then they'd be on the TV bleating about how ste the paramedics were rolleyes
Genuinely think this guy does it intentionally if it's a newish (B8 I think?) grey A4 saloon. Seen similar behaviour with what I reckon is the same car and save driver a few times around Cheltenham and Gloucester.

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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S1KRR said:
There are a subspecies of s in this country that simply don't move over for any blue flashing lights. Ambulances, Fire, Police.


I always hope that one day they need an Ambulance for a loved one, and it's being held up by someone EXACTLY like them, meaning it doesn't get there in time.

Of course then they'd be on the TV bleating about how ste the paramedics were rolleyes
You say "simply don't move over for any blue flashing lights". What worries me is that I suspect in most cases it is not truculence, but complete lack of awareness that the emergency services vehicle is behind them - so many people seem to behind the wheel seem to drift about in a bubble.

Dr Murdoch

3,453 posts

136 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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+1

I was travelling round the M25 during the NATO summit. Which resulted in lots of high speed motorcades, normally two moto cyclists, sometimes four, with blue lights flashing leading the range rovers (with VIPs).

The time it took for some to realise what was behind them was astonishing. One officer on his bike started doing a slalom behind a van to get the drivers attention, which took another half a mile.

pomodori

4,404 posts

80 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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A cone was placed into a pothole on the main road to help people avoid it.
At about 11pm yesterday as I walked past it I hear a bang.
A car has managed to drive straight over the cone and obliterated it.
It might have been dark but spotting a cone isn't difficult on a well lit road.
Someone wasn't paying full attention.

Most of the cone remnants are still strewn about the carriageway today.


LetsTryAgain

2,904 posts

74 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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Dr Murdoch said:
+1

I was travelling round the M25 during the NATO summit. Which resulted in lots of high speed motorcades, normally two moto cyclists, sometimes four, with blue lights flashing leading the range rovers (with VIPs).

The time it took for some to realise what was behind them was astonishing. One officer on his bike started doing a slalom behind a van to get the drivers attention, which took another half a mile.
Were they late for the summit or something?
Quite why there needs to be any NATO summits, or NATO at all these days is beyond me.
And they certainly don't need that sort of special treatment.
No one, except those in an emergency, needs the blue light treatment.

S1KRR

12,548 posts

213 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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LetsTryAgain said:
Were they late for the summit or something?
Quite why there needs to be any NATO summits, or NATO at all these days is beyond me.
And they certainly don't need that sort of special treatment.
No one, except those in an emergency, needs the blue light treatment.
Alright Corbyn calm yourself!

We know your Russian hacker friends want you to try and get rid of NATO so they can invade the old Russian states.

I appreciate this may not be obvious to you. But NATO people are generally a target for terrorists. Hence the blue lights

Would you rather they took the Train?

Dr Murdoch

3,453 posts

136 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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LetsTryAgain said:
Were they late for the summit or something?
Quite why there needs to be any NATO summits, or NATO at all these days is beyond me.
And they certainly don't need that sort of special treatment.
No one, except those in an emergency, needs the blue light treatment.
I assume its for 'security'.

Might be wrong.

bluezedd

1,009 posts

83 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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S1KRR said:
gives it all the coffee beans too.
Just out of curiosity, can someone explain what giving the coffee beans means? Was it a pistonheads thing like hammering frozen sausages into a lawn like a big art attack, and dominating the landing?

I obviously have a fair idea what it means, but I'm not sure if it has a pistonheads origin, or the finer details.

thanks smile

Blown2CV

28,907 posts

204 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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bluezedd said:
S1KRR said:
gives it all the coffee beans too.
Just out of curiosity, can someone explain what giving the coffee beans means? Was it a pistonheads thing like hammering frozen sausages into a lawn like a big art attack, and dominating the landing?

I obviously have a fair idea what it means, but I'm not sure if it has a pistonheads origin, or the finer details.

thanks smile
it's origins I'll posit are pre-Internet and it does indeed mean "you wker"

Dr Murdoch

3,453 posts

136 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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bluezedd said:
Just out of curiosity, can someone explain what giving the coffee beans means?

thanks smile
You alright Dave?

Gerradi

1,542 posts

121 months

Sunday 29th December 2019
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S1KRR said:
Alright Corbyn calm yourself!

We know your Russian hacker friends want you to try and get rid of NATO so they can invade the old Russian states.

I appreciate this may not be obvious to you. But NATO people are generally a target for terrorists. Hence the blue lights

Would you rather they took the Train?
Ah volunteer full jacket 'el knobbo...

jagnet

4,116 posts

203 months

Monday 30th December 2019
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Blown2CV said:
bluezedd said:
S1KRR said:
gives it all the coffee beans too.
Just out of curiosity, can someone explain what giving the coffee beans means? Was it a pistonheads thing like hammering frozen sausages into a lawn like a big art attack, and dominating the landing?

I obviously have a fair idea what it means, but I'm not sure if it has a pistonheads origin, or the finer details.

thanks smile
it's origins I'll posit are pre-Internet and it does indeed mean "you wker"
I think it originates from the Nescafe adverts of the late 70s with Gareth Hunt and his often used flick of the wrist whilst holding coffee beans

Example ad:
https://www.hatads.org.uk/catalogue/record/dcb527a...

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