One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4
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The Mad Monk said:
The sum total of this woman's disgusting crimes are that she purchases products of which you disapprove and doesn't take her trolley back to the trolley park?
Is that it?
Thread title for the hard of thinking.Is that it?
Single thing that makes you think "knob"
She qualifies. I forgot the mention the "holier than thou" attitude she gives off.
In other news. Clearly I've hit a nerve, so tell your Mum to stop it!
People who are welded to their car seats. Come to a queue of cars on an a road, patiently taking turns to pass an obstruction on their side. Get to it. It’s a f
king recycling box. Stop the car, hazards on, Chuck box in hedge. Obstruction over.
Similarly at work when I get called to an immediate response obstructed road. Hoof it halfway across the county to find a small branch in the road. Lift branch into hedge, carry on...
king recycling box. Stop the car, hazards on, Chuck box in hedge. Obstruction over. Similarly at work when I get called to an immediate response obstructed road. Hoof it halfway across the county to find a small branch in the road. Lift branch into hedge, carry on...
carreauchompeur said:
People who are welded to their car seats. Come to a queue of cars on an a road, patiently taking turns to pass an obstruction on their side. Get to it. It’s a fking recycling box. Stop the car, hazards on, Chuck box in hedge. Obstruction over.
Similarly at work when I get called to an immediate response obstructed road. Hoof it halfway across the county to find a small branch in the road. Lift branch into hedge, carry on...
This is very annoying.king recycling box. Stop the car, hazards on, Chuck box in hedge. Obstruction over. Similarly at work when I get called to an immediate response obstructed road. Hoof it halfway across the county to find a small branch in the road. Lift branch into hedge, carry on...
In the snow last year, after we'd had something like a foot of snowfall, I had to drive to work. I was in a suit, some decent boots and a coat. Not exactly clothes for dirty work. I noticed a few vehicles coming back towards me that I'd seen a little earlier and then came across a fallen tree over the whole road. A fairly spindly one and broken into pieces by the impact. I simply spent 10 minutes clearing a reasonable path and drove on.
Why the burly looking van drivers couldn't have tried to do something, I don't know.
carreauchompeur said:
People who are welded to their car seats. Come to a queue of cars on an a road, patiently taking turns to pass an obstruction on their side. Get to it. It’s a fking recycling box. Stop the car, hazards on, Chuck box in hedge.
You could at least have recycled it.king recycling box. Stop the car, hazards on, Chuck box in hedge. TwyRob said:
This is very annoying.
In the snow last year, after we'd had something like a foot of snowfall, I had to drive to work. I was in a suit, some decent boots and a coat. Not exactly clothes for dirty work. I noticed a few vehicles coming back towards me that I'd seen a little earlier and then came across a fallen tree over the whole road. A fairly spindly one and broken into pieces by the impact. I simply spent 10 minutes clearing a reasonable path and drove on.
Why the burly looking van drivers couldn't have tried to do something, I don't know.
Very good. Dominate the road, snow to speak.In the snow last year, after we'd had something like a foot of snowfall, I had to drive to work. I was in a suit, some decent boots and a coat. Not exactly clothes for dirty work. I noticed a few vehicles coming back towards me that I'd seen a little earlier and then came across a fallen tree over the whole road. A fairly spindly one and broken into pieces by the impact. I simply spent 10 minutes clearing a reasonable path and drove on.
Why the burly looking van drivers couldn't have tried to do something, I don't know.
fatboy18 said:
otolith said:
Footage of Parliament square tonight.
Really?
.Monkeylegend said:
carreauchompeur said:
People who are welded to their car seats. Come to a queue of cars on an a road, patiently taking turns to pass an obstruction on their side. Get to it. It’s a fking recycling box. Stop the car, hazards on, Chuck box in hedge.
You could at least have recycled it.king recycling box. Stop the car, hazards on, Chuck box in hedge. 
Cold said:
Monkeylegend said:
carreauchompeur said:
People who are welded to their car seats. Come to a queue of cars on an a road, patiently taking turns to pass an obstruction on their side. Get to it. It’s a fking recycling box. Stop the car, hazards on, Chuck box in hedge.
You could at least have recycled it.king recycling box. Stop the car, hazards on, Chuck box in hedge. ds the lot of them! Yeah, when it comes to road obstructions I’m not very eco friendly, hoofed straight off the road. Except a really cool glass headlight reflector which I purloined as a paperweight. An absolute mouth breather who decided to unwantedly help me change my headlight bulb.
My dipped beam went out on Sunday so I bought one on Amazon and sure enough, it came on Monday, I left the dark work car park and went to a well lit petrol station to change the bulb. Now my car is easy to change the bulb but it's rather fiddly, I've got a clip you pull up, bulb comes out, push down and it holds it in place, simple but quite awkward.
As I'm getting the bulb back in our mouthbreather friend comes along "do you need any help?", "no thank you" I reply, he seems to really want to help so I tell him he can shine a torch, which he does, then he sticks his hand down into the headlight assembly and pulls the clip off! He proudly tells me he's taken the clip off, I asked him why, because that's what happens in his car. I'm too polite so don't call him a fking idiot, just a fake thank you and tell him I'll change it tomorrow in the daytime.
Get home, spend an hour on the driveway trying to get this clip back in place, many, many swear words ensue, even the dreaded C word, eventually, my back hurt and I gave up. Drove to work on Tuesday as one of those headlight out and foglights on wkers. After work it was still a bit light so I try to fix the clip again, half an hour of swearing later and it's fixed, but slightly bodged. The headlight is aligned correctly though so I'm happy.
Lesson; if a stranger offers to help change a headlight bulb, don't be polite just tell them to do one.
My dipped beam went out on Sunday so I bought one on Amazon and sure enough, it came on Monday, I left the dark work car park and went to a well lit petrol station to change the bulb. Now my car is easy to change the bulb but it's rather fiddly, I've got a clip you pull up, bulb comes out, push down and it holds it in place, simple but quite awkward.
As I'm getting the bulb back in our mouthbreather friend comes along "do you need any help?", "no thank you" I reply, he seems to really want to help so I tell him he can shine a torch, which he does, then he sticks his hand down into the headlight assembly and pulls the clip off! He proudly tells me he's taken the clip off, I asked him why, because that's what happens in his car. I'm too polite so don't call him a f
king idiot, just a fake thank you and tell him I'll change it tomorrow in the daytime. Get home, spend an hour on the driveway trying to get this clip back in place, many, many swear words ensue, even the dreaded C word, eventually, my back hurt and I gave up. Drove to work on Tuesday as one of those headlight out and foglights on w
kers. After work it was still a bit light so I try to fix the clip again, half an hour of swearing later and it's fixed, but slightly bodged. The headlight is aligned correctly though so I'm happy.Lesson; if a stranger offers to help change a headlight bulb, don't be polite just tell them to do one.
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