One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

[WarrenB]

Blown2CV said:

Local Facebook group. Lots of recent reports of car ‘break ins’. Some of them have admitted they had left valuables visible in the car overnight, but literally all of them have said they had left the car unlocked. Are people fking aholes or what?

This happens a lot where I live, a place where they think it's a lot more exclusive and upper class than it actually is so this type of thing just shouldn't happen apparently. They'll complain that the area is going downhill because of all the break ins, but then turns out that they've left their designer handbags or wallets and mobile phones on full display in the car overnight with the doors unlocked.

Considering how easy it is to lock a car nowadays I have zero sympathy for them.

[br d]

I find that a bit confusing, they aren't break-ins if they are leaving the car unlocked.
And really, lots of people are leaving designer bags and wallets on show in unlocked cars overnight? And mobile phones? Who pulls up on their drive, sticks their mobile on the dash and then leaves it there until the morning without locking the car, especially in the light of a rise in "break-ins"?

This is all social media nonsense surely?

[nonsequitur]

Mandalore said:

nonsequitur said:

RobbyJ said:

Anyone who drives a Nissan Juke or Qashqai.

Anyone? Some of my best friends drive those very vehicles.

Really? Why am I not shocked by that revelation?

Because you don't shock easily?

[Blown2CV]

jamei303 said:

Blown2CV said:

There is a bloke around the corner with a Tesla P something in fridge white (fittingly) and not only does it not fit on his driveway by over a foot, but he’s already bumped it.

Yeah he would have been much more sensible to have paid hundreds of pounds extra to get it in grey.

it's like a 90-grand car why would anyone nickel and dime over the paint?

[Blown2CV]

br d said:

I find that a bit confusing, they aren't break-ins if they are leaving the car unlocked.
And really, lots of people are leaving designer bags and wallets on show in unlocked cars overnight? And mobile phones? Who pulls up on their drive, sticks their mobile on the dash and then leaves it there until the morning without locking the car, especially in the light of a rise in "break-ins"?

This is all social media nonsense surely?

we have a local PCSO (who has his own facebook page, which is unintentionally fking hilarious) and he must have posted reminders and warnings about it to local residents about 50 times in the last year. How people can still be doing it i have no idea.

[Europa1]

br d said:

I find that a bit confusing, they aren't break-ins if they are leaving the car unlocked.
And really, lots of people are leaving designer bags and wallets on show in unlocked cars overnight? And mobile phones? Who pulls up on their drive, sticks their mobile on the dash and then leaves it there until the morning without locking the car, especially in the light of a rise in "break-ins"?

This is all social media nonsense surely?

I am amazed by 2 things:
- after umpteen years of the Police saying "do not leave valuables visible in your car", people still do; and
- in this age of people of people being welded to their phones, who actually leaves a phone on their car for more than 30 seconds before they feel naked/uncomfortable/panicky?

[J4CKO]

Blown2CV said:

flashbang said:

People who think buying an electric car saves the planet. I suggest you research battery production and it's by products.

everyone who buys these things believes they are saving the planet.

What a load of crap, thats your prejudices coming out and feeling a bit threatened by it all so want to come up with some negative stereotype.

I know people with Teslas who really dont give a flying toss about the environment, one likes it as its big, comfy and goes like an Alton Towers ride, the other likes the luxury, tech, quietness and the fact he spends very little on fuelling it.

I know someone with a Leaf, again, never mentioned anything eco but likes the fact she can run it for pennies and it does enough miles for her work commitments.

[anonymous-user]

J4CKO said:

Blown2CV said:

flashbang said:

People who think buying an electric car saves the planet. I suggest you research battery production and it's by products.

everyone who buys these things believes they are saving the planet.

What a load of crap (which bit?) thats your (whose) prejudices coming out and feeling a bit threatened (how?) by it all so want to come up with some negative stereotype.

I know people with Teslas who really dont give a flying toss about the environment, one likes it as its big, comfy and goes like an Alton Towers ride, the other likes the luxury, tech, quietness and the fact he spends very little on fuelling it.

I know someone with a Leaf, again, never mentioned anything eco but likes the fact she can run it for pennies and it does enough miles for her work commitments.

I know one person with a Tesla and one with a Leaf. The one with the Leaf is eco warrior mode. A bit like the woman who I know who rides an electric bike. Eco vegan warrior. But oddly depsite her vegan label, likes cream on her trifle as "it's not really harming the animals"... Who would have thought eh.

[Woody John]

Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.

Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.

[Monkeylegend]

RobbyJ said:

Sorry yes anyone, the are all MLM’s and people who don’t care about driving and drive horribly. Oh and some of my good friends have them ;-)

Which lane do you like to drive in then?

[Algarve]

Woody John said:

Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.

Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.

Sounds like a great way to get yourself stabbed.

[Woody John]

Algarve said:

Woody John said:

Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.

Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.

Sounds like a great way to get yourself stabbed.

No stabbings round my way thankfully so that was not a risk.

[markyb_lcy]

Woody John said:

Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.

Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.

Wow you sound so hard.

I think if it was me you’d have had me standing in a pool of my own piss.

He will never mess with a powerfully built director ever again.

Well done you.

[Monkeylegend]

Woody John said:

Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.

Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.

Did he tell you he was struggling to pay for his rental and couldn't afford a foot long?

[Stick Legs]

People who boast on internet forums about how they faced off scrotes in shops...

[Woody John]

markyb_lcy said:

Woody John said:

Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.

Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.

Wow you sound so hard.

I think if it was me you’d have had me standing in a pool of my own piss.

He will never mess with a powerfully built director ever again.

Well done you.

Just had enough of piss takers.

[Woody John]

Monkeylegend said:

Woody John said:

Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.

Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.

Did he tell you he was struggling to pay for his rental and couldn't afford a foot long?

I have a 6th sense for these things.
Probably had the fuel light on aswell.

[Monkeylegend]

Woody John said:

markyb_lcy said:

Woody John said:

Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.

Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.

Wow you sound so hard.

I think if it was me you’d have had me standing in a pool of my own piss.

He will never mess with a powerfully built director ever again.

Well done you.

Just had enough of piss takers.

Well you started it.

[Woody John]

Monkeylegend said:

Woody John said:

markyb_lcy said:

Woody John said:

Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.

Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.

Wow you sound so hard.

I think if it was me you’d have had me standing in a pool of my own piss.

He will never mess with a powerfully built director ever again.

Well done you.

Just had enough of piss takers.

Well you started it.

How do you work that out?

[Monkeylegend]

Woody John said:

Monkeylegend said:

Woody John said:

markyb_lcy said:

Woody John said:

Called in to my local spar this morning. Had to dodge a white one series diesel abandoned obstructing the entrance and about a car length outside the space it was supposed to be parked in. Went in to shop and when leaving a white x6 was parked right at the front door on the yellow hatch boxes. The scrote driving was just getting out of the car so i says 'that's some parking' while walking onwards, and he replies 'great isn't it', anyway I didnt break stride and turned right towards my car so he takes his chance and says 'you knob' and disappeared into the shop. Anyway I said fk it and went back in to find him q ing for subway. I says to him 'i must have misheard you, what did you just say' and the scrote says 'I said fk all mate', I replied 'you keep it that way chap'.

Wee scrote dressed in some football tracksuit and struggling to pay for his beemer rental.
Probably cant even afford a foot long.

Wow you sound so hard.

I think if it was me you’d have had me standing in a pool of my own piss.

He will never mess with a powerfully built director ever again.

Well done you.

Just had enough of piss takers.

Well you started it.

How do you work that out?

You said you made a remark to him about his parking, whereas all you had to do was say nothing and get on with your day, so you provoked a reaction and got one, and now want the whole of PH to know you are the man.

You are my hero of the day