One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

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Brooksay

683 posts

71 months

Saturday 20th June 2020
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Countdown said:
Woody John said:
Fantasist. How are you enjoying your intro to communism?
It's great thanks for asking. No two-hour commutes, no £50/week on petrol, no £100/month on parking, spending loads more time with the wife and kids..

Roll on the NWO biggrin
Also, when you do venture outside you get to wear a lovely mask, thereby defeating the government's facial- recognition systems.. Hang on! Do the lizard-people want us to cover our faces or not? I'm confused now..

Magikarp

785 posts

49 months

Saturday 20th June 2020
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Latterly this thread provides an infinity loop of knob-quoting opportunity that would allow it to propagate itself with no outside interference whatsoever.


Magikarp

785 posts

49 months

Saturday 20th June 2020
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Further to my comments previously about a local dealership trying to compel its workforce to work, but pretend not to work, while furloughed, I have since discovered they sacked a friend because they couldn't "afford to keep him on" during lockdown, only to "rehire" him but are paying him him in petrol. He's young and concerned about not finding another job, which being Cornwall, is understandable.

This is a company who have millions in the bank, and a pretty sizeable portfolio in rental properties, so are hardly being brought to brink by a lull of three months.

Those are the actions of knobs, in my opinion.

Pan Pan Pan

9,932 posts

112 months

Saturday 20th June 2020
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Saw an add whilst trolling through Amazon which showed a plastic thingy which women can use to do No1s whilst still in bed. Not sure if there is a medical name for these?
It looked like a Covid 19 face mask but with a foot long integral tube coming out the front of it.(think elephants trunk)
I thought that it would be great for drinking beer at the local until the social distancing is fully lifted!.
The problem is getting one which doesn't smell like the person who used it last, had bad breath! smile

Carbon Sasquatch

4,658 posts

65 months

Saturday 20th June 2020
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Pan Pan Pan said:
Saw an add whilst trolling through Amazon which showed a plastic thingy which women can use to do No1s whilst still in bed. Not sure if there is a medical name for these?
Male & female versions would be called a catheter - but not sure Amazon would sell those.....

A SheWee more likely.

Graveworm

8,498 posts

72 months

Saturday 20th June 2020
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Ares said:
....and on that subject..

Health economists SQW were commissioned to calculate how much it saves the NHS when someone takes up cycling (from health/pollution gains).
In 2020 that figure is £630/year.

Only c5% of UK adults ride once a week or more. If we double that, the NHS would save nearly £2bn.
I hope it's more than that as deaths and accidents involving cyclists cost more.

fred bloggs

1,308 posts

201 months

Saturday 20th June 2020
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Cycling. Ther persuit of staring at another mans lycra clad sweaty ass for hours on end, trying to cause an accident one cannot be held accountable for.
Oh, and by the way, theres enough oil based product in that lycra to power my v8 for months.
You really are not saving the world. just wasting heartbeats.

ddom

6,657 posts

49 months

Saturday 20th June 2020
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fred bloggs said:
Cycling. Ther persuit of staring at another mans lycra clad sweaty ass for hours on end, trying to cause an accident one cannot be held accountable for.
Oh, and by the way, theres enough oil based product in that lycra to power my v8 for months.
You really are not saving the world. just wasting heartbeats.
I cycle, I hate it. But doing so means I can enjoy the finer things in life.

BTW, If you're going to have a V8 get a decent one.

Carbon Sasquatch

4,658 posts

65 months

Sunday 21st June 2020
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Summer solstice, so a pagan on BBC News this morning - but going by the name of King Arthur Pendragon - knob

donkmeister

8,213 posts

101 months

Sunday 21st June 2020
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fred bloggs said:
Cycling. Ther persuit of staring at another mans lycra clad sweaty ass for hours on end, trying to cause an accident one cannot be held accountable for.
Oh, and by the way, theres enough oil based product in that lycra to power my v8 for months.
You really are not saving the world. just wasting heartbeats.
How wonderful and original; why has noone brought up cycling before in this thread?
Interested to know which V8 can be run for months on a couple of litres of petroleum though! biggrin

AstonZagato

12,716 posts

211 months

Sunday 21st June 2020
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Carbon Sasquatch said:
Summer solstice, so a pagan on BBC News this morning - but going by the name of King Arthur Pendragon - knob
And celebrating the Summer Solstice on the day after it happened.

Solocle

3,304 posts

85 months

Sunday 21st June 2020
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donkmeister said:
How wonderful and original; why has noone brought up cycling before in this thread?
Interested to know which V8 can be run for months on a couple of litres of petroleum though! biggrin
One that's stuck at home for months due to lockdown, while all those bikes get out on the traffic-free roads hehe

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Sunday 21st June 2020
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AstonZagato said:
Carbon Sasquatch said:
Summer solstice, so a pagan on BBC News this morning - but going by the name of King Arthur Pendragon - knob
And celebrating the Summer Solstice on the day after it happened.
Those pagans! Always late.

fred bloggs

1,308 posts

201 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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Solocle said:
One that's stuck at home for months due to lockdown, while all those bikes get out on the traffic-free roads hehe
Sorry to burst that bubble. I drove it every day on the empty roads, kinda hard to MOT test from home.
I guess someone has to keep all the delivery vehicles going though ,not everyone is able 'work' (or is that spend all day cycling) from home.

Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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donkmeister said:
Ares said:
....and on that subject..

Health economists SQW were commissioned to calculate how much it saves the NHS when someone takes up cycling (from health/pollution gains).
In 2020 that figure is £630/year.

Only c5% of UK adults ride once a week or more. If we double that, the NHS would save nearly £2bn.
Wonder what it would be if they include the VAT on all the gear one buys when taking up cycling in that figure, plus wear and tear savings on the infrastructure (assuming bike journeys replace some car journeys, I'm pretty sure a bike wears the tarmac out more slowly than a 1-2-tonne car).
In fairness, I spend a lot on cycling gear, but lockdown aside, I still pay more tax on the fuel in my car.

...but that is general taxation, not direct saving for the NHS.

Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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Graveworm said:
Ares said:
....and on that subject..

Health economists SQW were commissioned to calculate how much it saves the NHS when someone takes up cycling (from health/pollution gains).
In 2020 that figure is £630/year.

Only c5% of UK adults ride once a week or more. If we double that, the NHS would save nearly £2bn.
I hope it's more than that as deaths and accidents involving cyclists cost more.
Bike - 99 deaths
Car - 1,900 deaths
Motorbike 319 deaths

Not sure how a death can cost more from one source?

Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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fred bloggs said:
Cycling. Ther persuit of staring at another mans lycra clad sweaty ass for hours on end, trying to cause an accident one cannot be held accountable for.
Oh, and by the way, theres enough oil based product in that lycra to power my v8 for months.
You really are not saving the world. just wasting heartbeats.
Staring as another man's lycra clad seats arse is an element of your imagination/fantasy. Not cycling.
Ditto having oil in your lycra? Are you confusing cyclists with your own fetishes?

I would suggest that your heartbeats are more wasted, and numerous. My RHR is 46.

biggbn

23,446 posts

221 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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fred bloggs said:
Cycling. Ther persuit of staring at another mans lycra clad sweaty ass for hours on end, trying to cause an accident one cannot be held accountable for.
Oh, and by the way, theres enough oil based product in that lycra to power my v8 for months.
You really are not saving the world. just wasting heartbeats.
In answer to the thread's title question, this post.

LargeRed

1,654 posts

49 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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Don't go asking questions and making comments on the Pedal Power thread.


BerlinChris

64 posts

100 months

Monday 22nd June 2020
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fred bloggs said:
Cycling. Ther persuit of staring at another mans lycra clad sweaty ass for hours on end, trying to cause an accident one cannot be held accountable for.
Oh, and by the way, theres enough oil based product in that lycra to power my v8 for months.
You really are not saving the world. just wasting heartbeats.
Its 2020, imagine hating cyclists. I find those who do are generally fat balding boring blokes who do little to no exercise and think driving their car is classed as a 'hobby'. Getting exercise in the sun, exploring the local area, making friends, challenging yourself physically and mentally, I really cant see how anyone dislikes cycling. But ofcourse it boils back down to being a boring angry person who hates people bettering their lives.
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