One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

[nonsequitur]

Alex_225 said:

Moron in a white van

Requires its own thread perhaps.

[Stridey]

BMW driver last nicknin Sarf Laaaandan. Veering all over the road. Sudden jerks into oncoming lane.
At lights he had his passenger window down, so I politely asked him if he knew he was all over the place.
His reply, “Potholes innit”.

Imaginary potholes, ‘tyre warming’ trying to impress passes by in kebab or chicken shops more likely.

[Blown2CV]

Kuji said:

Blown2CV said:

Europa1 said:

Blown2CV said:

you get 15 mins in there. I can do my whole shop in that time. It's like premium parking for people that don't fk around.

As long as you're alright, eh?

thanks for checking, but really I'm fine.

Everyone on PH knows that you definitely aren't right.

ironic really that no one on PH knows who you are at all

[Camelot1971]

Blown2CV said:

Kuji said:

Blown2CV said:

Europa1 said:

Blown2CV said:

you get 15 mins in there. I can do my whole shop in that time. It's like premium parking for people that don't fk around.

As long as you're alright, eh?

thanks for checking, but really I'm fine.

Everyone on PH knows that you definitely aren't right.

ironic really that no one on PH knows who you are at all

Why is it ironic?

[Blown2CV]

Camelot1971 said:

Blown2CV said:

Kuji said:

Blown2CV said:

Europa1 said:

Blown2CV said:

you get 15 mins in there. I can do my whole shop in that time. It's like premium parking for people that don't fk around.

As long as you're alright, eh?

thanks for checking, but really I'm fine.

Everyone on PH knows that you definitely aren't right.

ironic really that no one on PH knows who you are at all

Why is it ironic?

10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

[ChevronB19]

Blown2CV said:

Camelot1971 said:

Blown2CV said:

Kuji said:

Blown2CV said:

Europa1 said:

Blown2CV said:

you get 15 mins in there. I can do my whole shop in that time. It's like premium parking for people that don't fk around.

As long as you're alright, eh?

thanks for checking, but really I'm fine.

Everyone on PH knows that you definitely aren't right.

ironic really that no one on PH knows who you are at all

Why is it ironic?

10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

Only ironic if you’re a knife maker or seller though

[Blown2CV]

ChevronB19 said:

Blown2CV said:

Camelot1971 said:

Blown2CV said:

Kuji said:

Blown2CV said:

Europa1 said:

Blown2CV said:

you get 15 mins in there. I can do my whole shop in that time. It's like premium parking for people that don't fk around.

As long as you're alright, eh?

thanks for checking, but really I'm fine.

Everyone on PH knows that you definitely aren't right.

ironic really that no one on PH knows who you are at all

Why is it ironic?

10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

Only ironic if you’re a knife maker or seller though

i just get mine in Tesco. In and out in a jiffy.

[TwyRob]

Parking in the jet wash bay and then walking off to buy a ticket. Just like the moron in the silver Alhambra who I now have to wait for even though I bought my ticket first.

Selfish, especially considering the huge amount of space to park up elsewhere before getting the ticket.

Also (and I know it's supposed to just be one thing), idiots who straight line roundabouts with a car alongside and then go apoplectic at the sound or a horn used totally correctly to let them know when you are there.

[Liquid Knight]

Blown2CV said:

10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

All the headlines about knife crime in the UK you don't hear about the gangs of hoodys running amok brandishing spoons. Another example of press manipulation to hide the real stories from the public.

[Countdown]

https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/1752249...

Cretin.

[DeltaTango]

Also (and I know it's supposed to just be one thing), idiots who straight line roundabouts with a car alongside and then go apoplectic at the sound or a horn used totally correctly to let them know when you are there.
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Absolutely this. A maddening and alarmingly regular occurrence.

[Mandalore]

TwyRob said:

Parking in the jet wash bay and then walking off to buy a ticket. Just like the moron in the silver Alhambra who I now have to wait for even though I bought my ticket first.

Selfish, especially considering the huge amount of space to park up elsewhere before getting the ticket.

Also (and I know it's supposed to just be one thing), idiots who straight line roundabouts with a car alongside and then go apoplectic at the sound or a horn used totally correctly to let them know when you are there.

You should’ve parked in front of the car wash exit and dissappered in the shop.

5mins sat in his car will do his socketry wonders.

[Blown2CV]

Liquid Knight said:

Blown2CV said:

10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

All the headlines about knife crime in the UK you don't hear about the gangs of hoodys running amok brandishing spoons. Another example of press manipulation to hide the real stories from the public.

https://news.sky.com/story/uri-geller-tells-pm-i-a...

[Liquid Knight]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcE0aAhbVFc

[Hol]

Blown2CV said:

ChevronB19 said:

Blown2CV said:

Camelot1971 said:

Blown2CV said:

Kuji said:

Blown2CV said:

Europa1 said:

Blown2CV said:

you get 15 mins in there. I can do my whole shop in that time. It's like premium parking for people that don't fk around.

As long as you're alright, eh?

thanks for checking, but really I'm fine.

Everyone on PH knows that you definitely aren't right.

ironic really that no one on PH knows who you are at all

Why is it ironic?

10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

Only ironic if you’re a knife maker or seller though

i just get mine in Tesco. In and out in a jiffy.

Well, next time while you are there, buy some extra sandwiches for your picnic.

HTH

[JCollins]

Triumph Man said:

Blown2CV said:

JCollins said:

Rawwr said:

People who mount their phone like this.

How dare they mount their phone on the windscreen correctly with the appropriate equipment.

you're probably looking at the smaller mount in the middle of the windscreen, rather than the fking giant tablet-sized one right in front of the driver

It's like a head up display

My apologies. It's so big I didn't ever register it as being something on the inside if the car. I thought it was some sticker on the back of the car infront or something. What the fk is that thing?


lol heads up display.

Edited by JCollins on Sunday 24th March 10:04

[HTP99]

The bloody woman infront of me who decided to slam her brakes on, upon the approach to a side road on the left; to which I wanted to turn in to, to let a learner out and then she decided to let someone else out too.

The road behind me was clear and in the confusion of what was going on, there was the inevitable delay of the learner realising they they were being let out and could go, that hesitation and confusion actually would have made the "kind gesture" of being let out, make the whole thing take longer than if she'd just driven on as normal and I had turned in.

[WarrenB]

HTP99 said:

The bloody woman infront of me who decided to slam her brakes on, upon the approach to a side road on the left; to which I wanted to turn in to, to let a learner out and then she decided to let someone else out too.

The road behind me was clear and in the confusion of what was going on, there was the inevitable delay of the learner realising they they were being let out and could go, that hesitation and confusion actually would have made the "kind gesture" of being let out, make the whole thing take longer than if she'd just driven on as normal and I had turned in.

And also make the poor learner fail their driving test if they were on their test.

[HTP99]

WarrenB said:

HTP99 said:

The bloody woman infront of me who decided to slam her brakes on, upon the approach to a side road on the left; to which I wanted to turn in to, to let a learner out and then she decided to let someone else out too.

The road behind me was clear and in the confusion of what was going on, there was the inevitable delay of the learner realising they they were being let out and could go, that hesitation and confusion actually would have made the "kind gesture" of being let out, make the whole thing take longer than if she'd just driven on as normal and I had turned in.

And also make the poor learner fail their driving test if they were on their test.

Interesting and anyway if out on a lesson, how will being let out from a side road to a main road, in such a way, help the learner to learn how to pull out safely in normal conditions.

I get it if it's the morning and it's busy with morning traffic moving at a relative slow pace or stop start traffic; I do it to help someone get out of a side road and it happens to me too, but I cannot stand it when it is quiet and/or free flowing, there is just no need for it and it can catch you off guard too.

[w00tman]

The prat in the stty Vivaro, DA11, who decided to undertake me, blocking me returning to the left hand lane and then flip the bird.

Mildly awkward next 8 miles as I sit behind him - as it turns out he lives close to me so we were heading in the same direction!

To be fair, it did look like he'd lost the last remaining brain cell in some form of industrial accident, and was getting by solely on motor functions, so maybe he was better off in front where I could see him.