RE: Alpina B5 arrives in the UK for 2018

RE: Alpina B5 arrives in the UK for 2018

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vonhosen

40,233 posts

217 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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Hairymonster said:
You could almost have a 530i and a 540i for the price of the B5, and I guarantee you wouldn't notice the difference for 95% of the time.
Somebody else might not notice the difference 95% of the time, but 'you'd know you're in a very different & special thing' every time you got in it.

Cheib

23,250 posts

175 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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£100k for the ultimate 5 series Estate ? I am sure dynamically it's just brilliant and it will go like stink but a 5 series interior even with upgraded Alipina interior just doesn't belong on a car costing £100k. I'd have a Panamera Sport Turismo for the same money.

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

218 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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Polynesian said:
love the bit in the article about a discount being easier to achieve on this compared to an M/ AMG etc. Good luck with that!
Exactly. Sytner would laugh at you asking for a discount on an Alpina.

Chestrockwell said:
Olf said:
See autotrader. Sytners have a green touring for 108k.
They’re charging a huge mark up, 108 grand with 5k miles, they’re having a laugh aren’t they, who’s going to pay a huge mark up on a fast estate to save 3 months.

I thought dealers weren’t allowed to flip cars!
As already stated, you're basing that comment on the cost of the Sytner car being entry level. I'll bet that car has a long extras list.

E65Ross said:
It's also got horrible decals on the front splitter alike it's the 1980s.
You can order without the front splitter / side decals. If Sir should want them they can be had in silver or gold.

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

218 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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Assume you feel the same way about the RS6/E63?


anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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scenario8 said:
Easier on the soon to be discontinued Audi, was it not?
Words didn't I in the order right read the... or pay attention properly. Oops.

PMC Music

5 posts

177 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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DanS said:
Chestrockwell said:
Olf said:
See autotrader. Sytners have a green touring for 108k.
They’re charging a huge mark up, 108 grand with 5k miles, they’re having a laugh aren’t they, who’s going to pay a huge mark up on a fast estate to save 3 months.

I thought dealers weren’t allowed to flip cars!
It’s not 3 months. When I drove the green one in December Alpina had sold out of B5 tourings for most of 2018. I’d expect it will be 2019 before you can get into one now

It’s also not a premium, that will be list for that car with options.

PS it’s very, very good. Astonishingly fast, the 4ws disguises the bulk brilliantly and that engine just pulls and pulls.
Totally agree, I also test drove the B5 touring in December and it was immense fun!

Black S2K

1,473 posts

249 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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Hairymonster said:
Black S2K said:
What a stupidly big, heavy, overpowered lump.
Don't be so harsh on yourself :-)
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I am, mind...

E24man

6,716 posts

179 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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Hairymonster said:
You could almost have a 530i and a 540i for the price of the B5, and I guarantee you wouldn't notice the difference for 95% of the time.
The guarantee you offer is nonsense. An Alpina is so much than just the power and speed. Having owned a variety of BMW's, M cars and Alpina's I can say the only people who wouldn't notice the difference are those who care absolutely nothing about cars whatsoever.

Jump from your 525d Touring into the supercharged B5 Touring of the day and perhaps re-think your notion and guarantee.

Hairymonster

1,428 posts

105 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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E24man said:
The guarantee you offer is nonsense. An Alpina is so much than just the power and speed. Having owned a variety of BMW's, M cars and Alpina's I can say the only people who wouldn't notice the difference are those who care absolutely nothing about cars whatsoever.

Jump from your 525d Touring into the supercharged B5 Touring of the day and perhaps re-think your notion and guarantee.
Thankyou for your courteous and well-considered response.

The 525d is no more, but don't let that stop you from your patronising sneer.

Your postulate that "the only people who wouldn't notice the difference are those who care absolutely nothing about cars whatsoever" is largely drivel.

Yipper

5,964 posts

90 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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Ridiculous money for something that looks like a hearse.

Chestrockwell

2,628 posts

157 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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DanS said:
Chestrockwell said:
Olf said:
See autotrader. Sytners have a green touring for 108k.
They’re charging a huge mark up, 108 grand with 5k miles, they’re having a laugh aren’t they, who’s going to pay a huge mark up on a fast estate to save 3 months.

I thought dealers weren’t allowed to flip cars!
It’s not 3 months. When I drove the green one in December Alpina had sold out of B5 tourings for most of 2018. I’d expect it will be 2019 before you can get into one now

It’s also not a premium, that will be list for that car with options.

PS it’s very, very good. Astonishingly fast, the 4ws disguises the bulk brilliantly and that engine just pulls and pulls.
Well the advert said there won’t be another B5 in the UK until March 2018 so I based it on that!

It really is the ultimate estate, And for 108k with a huge spec probably is fair if it’s brand new with 0 miles, however, for 108 with 5k on the clock, I don’t see how anybody would pay that!

Who am I anyway to judge it’s just an observation, they’ll probably sell it to someone with more money than sense

aaron_2000

5,407 posts

83 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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People pay £100+ for a Tesla Model X, how's it so hard to believe that a niche will buy this? Because bare in mind, it's built as a niche car.

B17NNS

18,506 posts

247 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Looks like a 520 SE that has been covered in glue and then been used to ram raid Ripspeed.

samoht

5,715 posts

146 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Man maths says the Ferrari FF starts at £120k, thats's a 4wd estate (kind of) with a V12. I'm sure the better residual values would pay back the higher initial up-front cost ;-) And you'd have a nat-asp V12 to listen to !

Phil Dicky

7,162 posts

263 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Yipper said:
Ridiculous money for something that looks like a hearse.
Someone remind me do we just ignore Yipper now ?

Black S2K

1,473 posts

249 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Chestrockwell said:
Well the advert said there won’t be another B5 in the UK until March 2018 so I based it on that!

It really is the ultimate estate, And for 108k with a huge spec probably is fair if it’s brand new with 0 miles, however, for 108 with 5k on the clock, I don’t see how anybody would pay that!

Who am I anyway to judge it’s just an observation, they’ll probably sell it to someone with more money than sense
My quote came to about £97K so I suppose it's not unreasonable a mark-up for the 'must have it now' brigade.

What it actually goes for, only time will tell.

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

218 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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samoht said:
Man maths says the Ferrari FF starts at £120k, thats's a 4wd estate (kind of) with a V12. I'm sure the better residual values would pay back the higher initial up-front cost ;-) And you'd have a nat-asp V12 to listen to !
The FF starts at about £225k new. A 2012 car with 31k miles can be had for £135k.

Black S2K said:
My quote came to about £97K so I suppose it's not unreasonable a mark-up for the 'must have it now' brigade.
Again, unlikely to be a mark-up. We don't know what the full list new of this car is.

You can spend £128,385 on one of these new.

Black S2K

1,473 posts

249 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Fun Bus said:
Again, unlikely to be a mark-up. We don't know what the full list new of this car is.

You can spend £128,385 on one of these new.
Eek!

Is that the one with the white powder tyre inflator and the two pretty Eastern European girls in the back?

DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Thats an awful lot of money for a 5 series

aaron_2000

5,407 posts

83 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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DoubleD said:
Thats an awful lot of money for a 5 series
Same applies to an M5 then surely?