A Case Study in Being a Bellend

A Case Study in Being a Bellend

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dibblecorse

6,886 posts

193 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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catso said:
That someone has nothing better to do than take a picture of this concerns me.

We live in a country full of petty rules, do-gooders and bottom inspectors, the more people mind their own business when no harm's being done the better off we would all be...
Oh FFS, can you not see that he is being blinded, his retinas burned and kittens are keeling over out of shot ... !!!

captain_cynic

12,096 posts

96 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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The Spruce goose said:
Now snowflakes blinded by light what next
This.

If the OP is being blinded by an AUDI, their poor vision should prohibit them from driving. OP, best write to the DVLA notifying them of your condition and returning your license card.

Yes, I sit with the footbrake on, I absolutely hate the people that take 5 minutes to move off because they put the car out of gear and handbrake on and aren't awake enough to realise that traffic is moving.

generationx

6,805 posts

106 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Nanook said:
ps off with this 'blinding', 'dazzling', 'retina burning' st.

If it's really anything like as big an issue for you, as you make it out to be, get the fk off the roads before you cause an accident as a result of your st eye sight.

Either than, or stop whinging like a little bh, and get over yourself.

Cheerssmile
Exactly yes

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

131 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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If your retinas are burned, how did you manage to drive home?

Or are you being drematic and need to get the fk over yourself?

Dave Hedgehog

14,584 posts

205 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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The Spruce goose said:
Now snowflakes blinded by light what next
i would be straight down the opticians if brake lights blinded me, something defiantly wrong with your eyes if this is the case

OP don't come to london, literally millions of cars doing this every day




Richard-390a0

2,260 posts

92 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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OP as you're parked so far over to the righthand side of the lane compared to the rest of the queue I would suspect your O/S headlamp is glaring in that Audi's O/S door mirror so they're probably thinking you're the end of a bell too!.

tr7v8

7,199 posts

229 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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The OP has my sympathy. Had this quite a few times. Several with Audis where the inconsiderate drivers sit with their foot on the brake. Once was after an accident on the M25 where we were stationary for 20-25 minutes. Last time was a level crossing with I think a Kia. Once I'm stopped for more than a minute or so, knock it into park & take my foot off the brake. In fact at the crossing I switched off as well. Just common courtesy which VAG drivers seem particularly bad at.

Herbs

4,916 posts

230 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Agreed, I get dazzled massively by LED headlights in my rear view mirror when in traffic especially the new Range Rover.


But guess what? It's my own fault for driving a low down 2 seater, if I don't like it then I should change the car rather than bh and moan about it. smile

Krikkit

26,555 posts

182 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Prof Prolapse said:
Krikkit said:
Is it that hard to push an auto selector one notch into neutral? I manage with mine...
In the car, in a single instance, no. But repeat the process thousands of times a year, for the very small minority of people who struggle with this, and I'd argue my inconvenience hugely outweighs theirs.

In the bikes, one is similarly an auto, the other one frankly, yes, finding neutral has always been a bit of a . So no chance there.
Bikes are a different kettle of fish altogether, but I can't believe it's hard work to nudge the lever one detent when sitting for a while.

To be clear I'm not saying that you should do it at every stop, but at a level crossing or a particularly long set of traffic lights... Why not? Even just to relieve you from having to keep the pedal pressed (assuming no auto hold) until the traffic starts moving again.

catso

14,794 posts

268 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Sensitivity aside, if the car is an auto and has stop/start then the engine will only stop when the brake pedal is held down, once released the engine will start again - killing even more kittens...

corozin

2,680 posts

272 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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If the OP hadn't parked so far up it's arse that you can't even see the bumper then perhaps his 'blinding' issue wouldn't have occurred.

Ninja59

3,691 posts

113 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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catso said:
Sensitivity aside, if the car is an auto and has stop/start then the engine will only stop when the brake pedal is held down, once released the engine will start again - killing even more kittens...
Not really with mine you can be sitting with the S/S activated, auto hold on, in D without the brake pedal down. Push the throttle, engine restarts and auto hold releases.

Problem with the S/S in mine is after pressing the throttle and caught unaware the engine has quite a bit of delay from pushing the pedal to it starting and moving forward.

Ninja59

3,691 posts

113 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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corozin said:
If the OP hadn't parked so far up it's arse that you can't even see the bumper then perhaps his 'blinding' issue wouldn't have occurred.
+1 T&T really should be taught more often to drivers (as well as practised more, I simply do not get why more drivers do not do it, probably because they are not 1 metre closer to their destination).

And maybe just maybe he would not have had a need to get his phone out whilst "driving".


Rawwr

22,722 posts

235 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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I agree with the sentiment of the OP, if not the delivery. Regardless of whether I'm driving a manual or an auto, when I'm at a temporary stop, it's neutral and handbrake.

It makes life for the person behind me ever so slightly more comfortable at zero cost to me.

KTF

9,823 posts

151 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Am I the only person who doesn't find brake lights 'blinding'?

Dinoboy

2,508 posts

218 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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I didn't realise the brake lights stayed on when using auto hold, I'll be checking that when I'm out in it later.

Antony Moxey

8,104 posts

220 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Why are you staring at brake lights for ten minutes? Your case study has been pretty successful in proving you're a bellend.

The Dangerous Elk

4,642 posts

78 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Dinoboy said:
I didn't realise the brake lights stayed on when using auto hold, I'll be checking that when I'm out in it later.
On a wet night, close to them like the OP is.
There is a reason unshielded LEDs are not allowed in headlamps.

4x4Tyke

6,506 posts

133 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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Riding the brake furious

KTF said:
Am I the only person who doesn't find brake lights 'blinding'?
Probably, I find it as AAF especially with high level brake light being universal.

hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Tuesday 16th January 2018
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thatguy11 said:
Audi? Check
White? Check
Private Plate? Check
Blinding me for 10 full minutes while stopped at a crossing? Check Check Check

How inconsiderate do you need to be? People really don't appreciate how dazzling modern LED brake lights are at night, especially close up.
Why are you so close up? Learn the "Tyres and tarmac" rule wink