Top three Chav cars?

[S9JTO]

MK2 FOCUS ST

With the front plate in the window
Full tints
LED bulbs
Straight pipe or similar
Tacky vinyl stickers in windows

[anonymous-user]

andySC said:

Around here VAG products abound, always black & always driven like tts. There’s a pattern to have the front number plate tucked away on the dashboard.

Audi A3
Seat Leon
VW Passat or CC (for those aspiring to a SLS maybe?)

Oi blud I iz gt a leon cupra r m8, well fast. Remapped 2 around 890bhp stage 1, do any cr u hv m98

[Janluke]

Some very nice, very PHer cars in this lists.
I think "Chav" is a state of mind and more or less any car can be chavvy.
Add a bit of bling drive like a tt and you're there

[Hammy98]

In my area of Scotland it generally tends to be:

White/Red 'Limited edition' Corsa - current or previous model.
Fiesta Zetec S 'Red/Black edition' - current model.
Astra 2dr - older model that came before the GTC.

Also:

116d, 320d with 'M performance kit', boggo A class diesel with AMG kit, leggy focus ST.

[TR4man]

Jag_luvver said:

Volvo XC90
Jaguar XJ
TVR Chimaera

I think you may not have quite grasped what this topic is about.

[anonymous-user]

J4CKO said:

Saw an "ONYX" Bentayga earlier, matte black, a lot of money but still naff.

I saw one of those, around Wilmslow, what a horrid, horrid creation, I assumed it was a footballer / their girlfriend / wife.

Any VXR (had one )
White Audi(s)
Range Rover Sport
Zafira / Vectra
Picasso

[so called]

Jag_luvver said:

Volvo XC90
Jaguar XJ
TVR Chimaera

[Terzo123]

TR4man said:

Jag_luvver said:

Volvo XC90
Jaguar XJ
TVR Chimaera

I think you may not have quite grasped what this topic is about.

Made me laugh

[w8pmc]

djc206 said:

Surely most Golf R’s are leased not PCP’d?

Which going by current PH form clearly means the 'owners' can't afford them (NOT)

The reality however is this actually means said 'owners' are not STUPID enough to waste an extra few thousand pounds for that 2-3yrs of enjoyment

[dazwalsh]

Golf
Leon
Audi A3

...Of varying vintage and spec, always white with black alloys and being driven like they are stolen.

[anonymous-user]

w8pmc said:

Which going by current PH form clearly means the 'owners' can't afford them (NOT)

The reality however is this actually means said 'owners' are not STUPID enough to waste an extra few thousand pounds for that 2-3yrs of enjoyment

How dare you !

You are an idiot and a chav who can’t afford it. Know your place sonny !

Am I doing this right ?

[WJNB]

Simple:
Ford Sierra/Mondeo.
Vauxhall Astra.
Citroen Saxo.

[sausage76]

Astra VXR
Anything MG
Fabia VRS

Thats the trend this way

[captain_cynic]

Slow said:

Range Rover? Really?

Have you seen a Range Rooney lately... They're catering almost exclusively to the cashed up Chav (footballer and wives).

[toon10]

1. Skoda Fabia VRS. I only ever seem to see these now with offset number-plates, window tints and oversized Audi wheels.
2. BMW E90. I used to own a La Mans blue sport and loved the car. They all seem to have M badges, M stickers, blacked out grill surrounds and black wheels now.
3. Vauxhall Astra. Some things never change.

[tomic]

VW Golf MK5 2.0 TDI with GTI alloys
BMW X6
Mercedes CLA

I think a good way of telling a chav will be when the 69 reg number plates are introduced next year.

I can just imagine couples of a certain ilk putting their initials either side of the numbers for added class.

[treeroy]

greysquirrel said:

Impreza.
Focus St/rs ( or any car that is still a run of the mill car and just because it goes fast doesn’t make it any better). They are usually driven in such a way to constantly show how fast they are, whether appropriate to the road conditions or not.
Old shape Vectra, always driven by would be criminals.

Sorry what? Focus RS is no better than the standard Focus? Wtf are you talking about.

curlyks2 said:

Fiesta, Corsa, generic-French-stbox.

The fiesta is the best selling car in the country, I suppose most people must be chavs then?

[Jaguar steve]

Whichever are the three most frequently posted ones in the C124PPY plates thread.

Chav is as Chav does...

[anonymous-user]

w8pmc said:

Which going by current PH form clearly means the 'owners' can't afford them (NOT)

The reality however is this actually means said 'owners' are not STUPID enough to waste an extra few thousand pounds for that 2-3yrs of enjoyment

Every thread turns into buy vs leased.

Is that chavvy?

[av185]

Scores highly on the Chavometer.

Hideous chavplate check.

320d chavbadged as 330i check.

Oversized chavlove pendant dangly thingy suspended from rear view mirror causing major distraction whilst driving and obscuring front vision check.

Quite typical.