Top three Chav cars?

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DoubleD said:

classicyanktanks said:

DoubleD said:

classicyanktanks said:

DoubleD said:

classicyanktanks said:

PorkInsider said:

I think having a fleet of imaginary cars is as ‘chav’ as it gets.

Not very nice ! Let's see yours then buddy? what ya got ? Impress me ....................

Edited by classicyanktanks on Wednesday 24th January 19:40

Not very nice? Nicer than what you called him before you edited your post.

Oh you mean prick? Thing is my fleets not imaginary.

And why you sticking your beak in??????????????????

Because I can

Not because your a st stirrer then?

You called him a prick then decided to change it and say that he wasnt very nice. I will leave you to stir your own st.

Your the one stirring your big beaky beak in. No-one likes a st stirrer ..... I was having a laugh as I found his comment quite amusing but thought I'd better correct in case it offended.

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DoubleD said:

classicyanktanks said:

Your the one stirring your big beaky beak in. No-one likes a st stirrer ..... I was having a laugh as I found his comment quite amusing but thought I'd better correct in case it offended.

You're

Boring me now?

[testosteronefuelledmeathead]

Hol said:

classicyanktanks said:

Hol said:

classicyanktanks said:

BAM225 said:

classicyanktanks said:

I'll start with:

Range Rover (ESP the Sport)
Any Form of Modern MG
Vauxhall Corsa

Anything american OP

Damn forgot Audi TT BAM225 ! DOH Total trash them.................

One American car is probably Ok.

But anyone with a collection? That’s faux tiger skin sofa territory.

Ahem................. reads like the fianalists of the chavvy choice awards 2014 or what car to drive to gay pride in 2018

Current Fleet

Renault Megane 2 R26 F1 - I wanted a golf R but it was too expensive

Kia Sportage KX5 - st

Toyota Aygo Platinum stter but reliable

Proton Satria AWD Evolution Turbo - Sounds like a microwave

Edited by classicyanktanks on Wednesday 24th January 17:49

Wow!! That’s...disturbing behaviour.

Without sounding too crass, I like Women and I wish you good luck in finding a pride partner elsewhere.

Golf R. No thanks. Scratched that itch as I have
already owned a number of 4 second 0-60 cars. And still own a 400bhp AWD microwave in fact.

Edited by Hol on Friday 26th January 07:13

Interestingly enough I just asked five ladies in the office about your collection. 4 / 5 agreed a Proton Satria AWD Evolution Turbo was a microwave and the 5'th thought it was a vacum cleaner.

You don't want to hear about the rest..

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Kuji said:

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Hol said:

classicyanktanks said:

Hol said:

classicyanktanks said:

BAM225 said:

classicyanktanks said:

I'll start with:

Range Rover (ESP the Sport)
Any Form of Modern MG
Vauxhall Corsa

Anything american OP

Damn forgot Audi TT BAM225 ! DOH Total trash them.................

One American car is probably Ok.

But anyone with a collection? That’s faux tiger skin sofa territory.

Ahem................. reads like the fianalists of the chavvy choice awards 2014 or what car to drive to gay pride in 2018

Current Fleet

Renault Megane 2 R26 F1 - I wanted a golf R but it was too expensive

Kia Sportage KX5 - st

Toyota Aygo Platinum stter but reliable

Proton Satria AWD Evolution Turbo - Sounds like a microwave

Edited by classicyanktanks on Wednesday 24th January 17:49

Wow!! That’s...disturbing behaviour.

Without sounding too crass, I like Women and I wish you good luck in finding a pride partner elsewhere.

Golf R. No thanks. Scratched that itch as I have
already owned a number of 4 second 0-60 cars. And still own a 400bhp AWD microwave in fact.

Edited by Hol on Friday 26th January 07:13

Interestingly enough I just asked five ladies in the office about your collection. 4 / 5 agreed a Proton Satria AWD Evolution Turbo was a microwave and the 5'th thought it was a vacum cleaner.

You don't want to hear about the rest..

You forgot to log out of your trolling account!!!

Actually no. I asked the ladies of the office what does my car collection say about me ?

Various amusing quips but the best was: “testosteronefuelledmeathead” hence my new user name.

Wonder what yours would be ? Windyourneckin?

[testosteronefuelledmeathead]

Hol said:

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Interestingly enough I just asked five ladies in the office about your collection. 4 / 5 agreed a Proton Satria AWD Evolution Turbo was a microwave and the 5'th thought it was a vacum cleaner.

You don't want to hear about the rest..

With you not being a car guy Chris, I shall have to explain.

You start with a damaged Mitsubishi Evolution RS with a forged engine.
Then you weld the floor into a newer Mitsubishi hatchback chassis, using a Proton GTI as these are a rebadged Colt GTI.

You then end up with a road legal 400bhp track day car that weighs a lots less than a n EVO.

But you buy brand new cars Like AMG SLK’s and Audi S4’ s for everyday use and whilst waiting for a new car, you buy cheap temporary drivers cars like a Megane F1.

Ha ha you crack me up, I'm not trying to be nasty ! I just reply to sily quips with silly quips ! ask me something sensible and I am sensible !

I'm really not interested in your boring explanation of your crappy cars ! Nor can I be arsed to go on about mine

Just don't get upset when you make a silly comment and someone quips back at you.

You started it, I'm off to tell my mum..................

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RSK21 said:

Kuji said:

You forgot to log out of your trolling account!!!

Very odd

Seems to have changed the account name and removed references to / images of Automotive Americana.

Seems also to have spent the last couple of weeks just deliberately trying to antagonise people.

Very odd behaviour.

Here we go:

User name: Actually no. I asked the ladies of the office what does my car collection say about me ?

Various amusing quips but the best was: “testosteronefuelledmeathead” hence my new user name.

Apparently a few of the collection made me look like a Rich Prick so removed.

I do have a wonderfull colection of automotive americana though.

Not trying to upset anyone ! If you make a silly comment about me without valid reason I'll make a silly one back.

Isn't the whole idea of the general section we rip it out of each other?

Lighten up !

Edited by testosteronefuelledmeathead on Friday 26th January 10:30

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berlintaxi said:

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Apparently a few of the collection made me look like a Rich Prick so removed.

Whereas most of your post make you look like a complete prick.

Why bother saying that ? Stirrer! but.............

Thanks so much ! means a lot to me that coming from someone actually willing to admit they own an Audi A6 Avant TDI Ultra. Bet you voted UKIP to make it even more ridiculous.

Edited by testosteronefuelledmeathead on Friday 26th January 10:48

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Mandalore said:

I find it most annoying to come on what should be an interesting thread and find both the OP and others (two profiles!!) trying to be one of these.

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Apparently a few of the collection made me look like a Rich Prick so removed.

Mandalore ! Agreed I was only trying to be silly. I shall not rise to the sad little twerps.

However, you could solve my 10 year old meeting challenge conundrum ! How does one slip cockwomble into a meeting without those in the rude phrase meeting game club cottoning on?

Edited by testosteronefuelledmeathead on Friday 26th January 12:20

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RSK21 said:

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Mandalore said:

I find it most annoying to come on what should be an interesting thread and find both the OP and others (two profiles!!) trying to be one of these.

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Apparently a few of the collection made me look like a Rich Prick so removed.

Mandalore ! Agreed I was only trying to be silly. I shall not rise to the sad little twerps.

However, you could solve my 10 year old meeting challenge conundrum ! How does one slip cockwomble into a meeting without those in the rude phrase meeting game club cottoning on?

Edited by testosteronefuelledmeathead on Friday 26th January 12:20

I wouldn’t go about telling too many people you struggle to meet 10 year olds !

Are you some sort of Jimmy Saville or something? Here is something equally as moronic in reply.

Edited by testosteronefuelledmeathead on Friday 26th January 12:57

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Hol said:

RSK21 said:

I wouldn’t go about telling too many people you struggle to meet 10 year olds !

Maybe they are the girls in the office?
Which makes him even more creepy.


Just for sts and giggles, I asked a couple of systems architects, a development manager, three technology PM’s a programme director and the CIO what they thought.

They were unanimous and it wasn’t kind.

I'm sure you can put a different badge on the proton / microwave.
No one likes a paedo joke mate thats not cool.

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RSK21 said:

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

RSK21 said:

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Mandalore said:

I find it most annoying to come on what should be an interesting thread and find both the OP and others (two profiles!!) trying to be one of these.

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Apparently a few of the collection made me look like a Rich Prick so removed.

Mandalore ! Agreed I was only trying to be silly. I shall not rise to the sad little twerps.

However, you could solve my 10 year old meeting challenge conundrum ! How does one slip cockwomble into a meeting without those in the rude phrase meeting game club cottoning on?

Edited by testosteronefuelledmeathead on Friday 26th January 12:20

I wouldn’t go about telling too many people you struggle to meet 10 year olds !

Are you some sort of Jimmy Saville or something? Here is something equally as moronic in reply.

Edited by testosteronefuelledmeathead on Friday 26th January 12:57

You’re an odd one and no mistake

You make it very clear that you think a bit of “bantz” is what forum life is all about but respond very aggressively when others follow your lead.

My god ! were you bullied at school or something? I'm not being aggressive ! Honestly get over yourself. I'm ducking out of this now as it's gone from being funny to a bunch of sad di@ks (myself included) arguing over the internet.

And my top three car owners who's wives are getting b@@nged senseless by the postman list is:

BMW M4 Convertible Competition Pack

Range Rover Vogue SE

McLaren 570S Spider

Edited by testosteronefuelledmeathead on Friday 26th January 13:12