Top three Chav cars?

[996GT3_Matt]

Rawwr said:

People do get somewhat defensive, don't they?

I drive a Focus ST. It's orange, too. It's almost certainly an incredibly chavvy car and occasionally, whilst driving it, I'll get the odd thumbs up from an unemployed person with tattoos. It's chav. There's no getting away from it and everyone in this thread who has nominated the Focus ST is absolutely right.

However, I'm not going to get upset about it because I know I'm not a chav

Grown up enough to know better, good man.

I feel the same about my Fiesta ST; shock horror a frozen white example in Essex!

I’m 37 and I love a hot hatch in my fleet. I’m good with that.

E9x 3 series is the most flea ridden chav chariot in my neck of the woods.

[IanJ9375]

Any BMW with the 3 M stripes on the grille verticals!

[M666 EVO]

ANY car that is matt black.

[lickatysplit]

oh and transit vans

[swisstoni]

Frankly I have a lot more time for a young car enthusiast on a budget who mods his car and is proud of it than I have for the owner(s) of these and their ilk.
Unlimited budget and all they can do is this.

[Hol]

classicyanktanks said:

Hol said:

classicyanktanks said:

BAM225 said:

classicyanktanks said:

I'll start with:

Range Rover (ESP the Sport)
Any Form of Modern MG
Vauxhall Corsa

Anything american OP

Damn forgot Audi TT BAM225 ! DOH Total trash them.................

One American car is probably Ok.

But anyone with a collection? That’s faux tiger skin sofa territory.

Ahem................. reads like the fianalists of the chavvy choice awards 2014 or what car to drive to gay pride in 2018

Current Fleet

Renault Megane 2 R26 F1 - I wanted a golf R but it was too expensive

Kia Sportage KX5 - st

Toyota Aygo Platinum stter but reliable

Proton Satria AWD Evolution Turbo - Sounds like a microwave

Edited by classicyanktanks on Wednesday 24th January 17:49

Wow!! That’s...disturbing behaviour.

Without sounding too crass, I like Women and I wish you good luck in finding a pride partner elsewhere.

Golf R. No thanks. Scratched that itch as I have
already owned a number of 4 second 0-60 cars. And still own a 400bhp AWD microwave in fact.

Edited by Hol on Friday 26th January 07:13

[berlintaxi]

There isn't a day goes by when classicyanktanks doesn't manage to make himself look an even bigger dhead.

[Rawwr]

swisstoni said:

Frankly I have a lot more time for a young car enthusiast on a budget who mods his car and is proud of it than I have for the owner(s) of these and their ilk.
Unlimited budget and all they can do is this.

I own some shoes like that:

[Kuji]

It’s probably quite hard keeping your nails nicely polished if you keep chipping them while maintaining lots of old yank cars.

[testosteronefuelledmeathead]

Hol said:

classicyanktanks said:

Hol said:

classicyanktanks said:

BAM225 said:

classicyanktanks said:

I'll start with:

Range Rover (ESP the Sport)
Any Form of Modern MG
Vauxhall Corsa

Anything american OP

Damn forgot Audi TT BAM225 ! DOH Total trash them.................

One American car is probably Ok.

But anyone with a collection? That’s faux tiger skin sofa territory.

Ahem................. reads like the fianalists of the chavvy choice awards 2014 or what car to drive to gay pride in 2018

Current Fleet

Renault Megane 2 R26 F1 - I wanted a golf R but it was too expensive

Kia Sportage KX5 - st

Toyota Aygo Platinum stter but reliable

Proton Satria AWD Evolution Turbo - Sounds like a microwave

Edited by classicyanktanks on Wednesday 24th January 17:49

Wow!! That’s...disturbing behaviour.

Without sounding too crass, I like Women and I wish you good luck in finding a pride partner elsewhere.

Golf R. No thanks. Scratched that itch as I have
already owned a number of 4 second 0-60 cars. And still own a 400bhp AWD microwave in fact.

Edited by Hol on Friday 26th January 07:13

Interestingly enough I just asked five ladies in the office about your collection. 4 / 5 agreed a Proton Satria AWD Evolution Turbo was a microwave and the 5'th thought it was a vacum cleaner.

You don't want to hear about the rest..

[Kuji]

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Hol said:

classicyanktanks said:

Hol said:

classicyanktanks said:

BAM225 said:

classicyanktanks said:

I'll start with:

Range Rover (ESP the Sport)
Any Form of Modern MG
Vauxhall Corsa

Anything american OP

Damn forgot Audi TT BAM225 ! DOH Total trash them.................

One American car is probably Ok.

But anyone with a collection? That’s faux tiger skin sofa territory.

Ahem................. reads like the fianalists of the chavvy choice awards 2014 or what car to drive to gay pride in 2018

Current Fleet

Renault Megane 2 R26 F1 - I wanted a golf R but it was too expensive

Kia Sportage KX5 - st

Toyota Aygo Platinum stter but reliable

Proton Satria AWD Evolution Turbo - Sounds like a microwave

Edited by classicyanktanks on Wednesday 24th January 17:49

Wow!! That’s...disturbing behaviour.

Without sounding too crass, I like Women and I wish you good luck in finding a pride partner elsewhere.

Golf R. No thanks. Scratched that itch as I have
already owned a number of 4 second 0-60 cars. And still own a 400bhp AWD microwave in fact.

Edited by Hol on Friday 26th January 07:13

Interestingly enough I just asked five ladies in the office about your collection. 4 / 5 agreed a Proton Satria AWD Evolution Turbo was a microwave and the 5'th thought it was a vacum cleaner.

You don't want to hear about the rest..

You forgot to log out of your trolling account!!!

[testosteronefuelledmeathead]

Kuji said:

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Hol said:

classicyanktanks said:

Hol said:

classicyanktanks said:

BAM225 said:

classicyanktanks said:

I'll start with:

Range Rover (ESP the Sport)
Any Form of Modern MG
Vauxhall Corsa

Anything american OP

Damn forgot Audi TT BAM225 ! DOH Total trash them.................

One American car is probably Ok.

But anyone with a collection? That’s faux tiger skin sofa territory.

Ahem................. reads like the fianalists of the chavvy choice awards 2014 or what car to drive to gay pride in 2018

Current Fleet

Renault Megane 2 R26 F1 - I wanted a golf R but it was too expensive

Kia Sportage KX5 - st

Toyota Aygo Platinum stter but reliable

Proton Satria AWD Evolution Turbo - Sounds like a microwave

Edited by classicyanktanks on Wednesday 24th January 17:49

Wow!! That’s...disturbing behaviour.

Without sounding too crass, I like Women and I wish you good luck in finding a pride partner elsewhere.

Golf R. No thanks. Scratched that itch as I have
already owned a number of 4 second 0-60 cars. And still own a 400bhp AWD microwave in fact.

Edited by Hol on Friday 26th January 07:13

Interestingly enough I just asked five ladies in the office about your collection. 4 / 5 agreed a Proton Satria AWD Evolution Turbo was a microwave and the 5'th thought it was a vacum cleaner.

You don't want to hear about the rest..

You forgot to log out of your trolling account!!!

Actually no. I asked the ladies of the office what does my car collection say about me ?

Various amusing quips but the best was: “testosteronefuelledmeathead” hence my new user name.

Wonder what yours would be ? Windyourneckin?

[anonymous-user]

Kuji said:

You forgot to log out of your trolling account!!!

Very odd

Seems to have changed the account name and removed references to / images of Automotive Americana.

Seems also to have spent the last couple of weeks just deliberately trying to antagonise people.

Very odd behaviour.

[Hol]

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Interestingly enough I just asked five ladies in the office about your collection. 4 / 5 agreed a Proton Satria AWD Evolution Turbo was a microwave and the 5'th thought it was a vacum cleaner.

You don't want to hear about the rest..

With you not being a car guy Chris, I shall have to explain.

You start with a damaged Mitsubishi Evolution RS with a forged engine.
Then you weld the floor into a newer Mitsubishi hatchback chassis, using a Proton GTI as these are a rebadged Colt GTI.

You then end up with a road legal 400bhp track day car that weighs a lots less than a n EVO.

But you buy brand new cars Like AMG SLK’s and Audi S4’ s for everyday use and whilst waiting for a new car, you buy cheap temporary drivers cars like a Megane F1.

[testosteronefuelledmeathead]

Hol said:

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Interestingly enough I just asked five ladies in the office about your collection. 4 / 5 agreed a Proton Satria AWD Evolution Turbo was a microwave and the 5'th thought it was a vacum cleaner.

You don't want to hear about the rest..

With you not being a car guy Chris, I shall have to explain.

You start with a damaged Mitsubishi Evolution RS with a forged engine.
Then you weld the floor into a newer Mitsubishi hatchback chassis, using a Proton GTI as these are a rebadged Colt GTI.

You then end up with a road legal 400bhp track day car that weighs a lots less than a n EVO.

But you buy brand new cars Like AMG SLK’s and Audi S4’ s for everyday use and whilst waiting for a new car, you buy cheap temporary drivers cars like a Megane F1.

Ha ha you crack me up, I'm not trying to be nasty ! I just reply to sily quips with silly quips ! ask me something sensible and I am sensible !

I'm really not interested in your boring explanation of your crappy cars ! Nor can I be arsed to go on about mine

Just don't get upset when you make a silly comment and someone quips back at you.

You started it, I'm off to tell my mum..................

[testosteronefuelledmeathead]

RSK21 said:

Kuji said:

You forgot to log out of your trolling account!!!

Very odd

Seems to have changed the account name and removed references to / images of Automotive Americana.

Seems also to have spent the last couple of weeks just deliberately trying to antagonise people.

Very odd behaviour.

Here we go:

User name: Actually no. I asked the ladies of the office what does my car collection say about me ?

Various amusing quips but the best was: “testosteronefuelledmeathead” hence my new user name.

Apparently a few of the collection made me look like a Rich Prick so removed.

I do have a wonderfull colection of automotive americana though.

Not trying to upset anyone ! If you make a silly comment about me without valid reason I'll make a silly one back.

Isn't the whole idea of the general section we rip it out of each other?

Lighten up !

Edited by testosteronefuelledmeathead on Friday 26th January 10:30

[Catatafish]

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Here we go:

User name: Actually no. I asked the ladies of the office what does my car collection say about me ?

Various amusing quips but the best was: “testosteronefuelledmeathead” hence my new user name.

Apparently a few of the collection made me look like a Rich Prick so removed.

I do have a wonderfull colection of automotive americana though.

Not trying to upset anyone ! If you make a silly comment about me without valid reason I'll make a silly one back.

Isn't the whole idea of the general section we rip it out of each other?

Lighten up !

Nope, it's unneccessary drivel with absolutely no information content or interest whatsoever

[berlintaxi]

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Apparently a few of the collection made me look like a Rich Prick so removed.

Whereas most of your post make you look like a complete prick.

[testosteronefuelledmeathead]

berlintaxi said:

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Apparently a few of the collection made me look like a Rich Prick so removed.

Whereas most of your post make you look like a complete prick.

Why bother saying that ? Stirrer! but.............

Thanks so much ! means a lot to me that coming from someone actually willing to admit they own an Audi A6 Avant TDI Ultra. Bet you voted UKIP to make it even more ridiculous.

Edited by testosteronefuelledmeathead on Friday 26th January 10:48

[anonymous-user]

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

berlintaxi said:

testosteronefuelledmeathead said:

Apparently a few of the collection made me look like a Rich Prick so removed.

Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 26th January 10:48

Come now, I'm sure the “ladies of the office” don’t think you are that rich