Top three Chav cars?

[JCollins]

Around my area; any E46 with a petrol Engine, MK5 Corsa's and MK2 Audi A3's.

[vikingaero]

Trixxz said:

None of the "Chavs" "Youths" "Young People" around me would never be able to afford a car/insurance/tax/mot. I know this because they would rather steal said ST/RS/S3/R instead

Chavs aren't the young anymore. They were once the underclass of Society, below the working classes.

Chavs are now working class, middle class, or upper class. Not only is it their behaviour but also their driving style and arrogance for any road law, coupled with disdain for morality in a social setting. Chavs can be your 40 something company rep in an Audi who chooses to say "fk You" through his driving style.

[JamesRR]

E36Ross said:

The Irish way seems to be any 8 to 15ish year old VAG Tee Dee Eye. (Can also get the odd Merc or BMW done this way)

Add 18" or 19" of the finest Chinese alloys wrapped in some tyres you've never heard of, - 90 brake on book but mapped to 190, Straight pipe so she boos, eBays finest coilovers or 'Bosch' lowering springs and finally add some dazzling HID in reflector lights and a sun strip or window sticker such as Agri Tech, No smoke no poke, Van Aken etc....

Ah now come on, that’s just culchies, not chavs!

[Tannedbaldhead]

classicyanktanks said:

I'll start with:

Range Rover (ESP the Sport)
Any Form of Modern MG
Vauxhall Corsa

Oh dear oh dear. I've been using àn MGTF for the last four years as a weekend roof off funster and bald head tanner.
Then there are the old Vauxhall (particularly Zafira) haters. Guess what my dad drives? He bought a new Zafira 14 years ago attracted by a need for a cleverly packaged 7 seater to transport his grandchildren. The Zafira offered, at the time, the roomiest interior within one of the smallest footprints. It also had the best seat arrangement and believe it or not, by people carrier standards it wasn't too bad a drive at all.
Dad has looked after it and the car still feels tight, reliable and drives well.

Does all this make me a chav son of a chav?

[DoubleD]

Yep

[classicyanktanks]

Tannedbaldhead said:

Oh dear oh dear. I've been using àn MGTF for the last four years as a weekend roof off funster and bald head tanner.
Then there are the old Vauxhall (particularly Zafira) haters. Guess what my dad drives? He bought a new Zafira 14 years ago attracted by a need for a cleverly packaged 7 seater to transport his grandchildren. The Zafira offered, at the time, the roomiest interior within one of the smallest footprints. It also had the best seat arrangement and believe it or not, by people carrier standards it wasn't too bad a drive at all.
Dad has looked after it and the car still feels tight, reliable and drives well.

Does all this make me a chav son of a chav?

I have rectified this appauling lack of judgement:

Range Rover (ESP the Sport)
Any Form of Modern MG - Except the MGTF
Vauxhall Corsa

[Tannedbaldhead]

JamesRR said:

E36Ross said:

The Irish way seems to be any 8 to 15ish year old VAG Tee Dee Eye. (Can also get the odd Merc or BMW done this way)

Add 18" or 19" of the finest Chinese alloys wrapped in some tyres you've never heard of, - 90 brake on book but mapped to 190, Straight pipe so she boos, eBays finest coilovers or 'Bosch' lowering springs and finally add some dazzling HID in reflector lights and a sun strip or window sticker such as Agri Tech, No smoke no poke, Van Aken etc....

Ah now come on, that’s just culchies, not chavs!

bks. Culchies drive pickups, Troopers and Shoguns. Cars E36 Ross is describing are from North Dub and Polermo down in Bray.

[anonymous-user]

classicyanktanks said:

Lives off benefits, lives in public housing??? + love of big jewelry

Edited by anonymous-user on Sunday 21st January 16:48

Don’t be claiming that as your own !

In other news another rinse and repeat day on PH with finance and chav threads to the fore

[berlintaxi]

classicyanktanks said:

berlintaxi said:

classicyanktanks said:

I'll start with:

Range Rover (ESP the Sport)
Any Form of Modern MG
Vauxhall Corsa

Different day.....same old ste.

Is that because of your............
Current Fleet
Range Rover - With "Berlin Taxi" underneath the equally w a nk private plate
Any Form of Modern MG - Which is yellow and you say is your wife's
Vauxhall Corsa - With Kicker Sub

Edited by classicyanktanks on Sunday 21st January 17:36

Haven't you got some homework to finish for school tomorrow?

[classicyanktanks]

berlintaxi said:

classicyanktanks said:

berlintaxi said:

classicyanktanks said:

I'll start with:

Range Rover (ESP the Sport)
Any Form of Modern MG
Vauxhall Corsa

Different day.....same old ste.

Is that because of your............
Current Fleet
Range Rover - With "Berlin Taxi" underneath the equally w a nk private plate
Any Form of Modern MG - Which is yellow and you say is your wife's
Vauxhall Corsa - With Kicker Sub

Edited by classicyanktanks on Sunday 21st January 17:36

Haven't you got some homework to finish for school tomorrow?

Weirdly I have, it's a piece on old farts cars:

[TR4man]

djc206 said:

TR4man said:

Any fast British Ford
Any fast British Vauxhall
Can't decide the third - either a Subaru or an Evo

I drive a Ford Mustang and whilst hardly the epitome of class and sophistication I don’t think it qualifies as chav. I’ve not seen another mustang being driven by someone I would consider to be a chav.

You are correct of course, I have amended my earlier submission.

[berlintaxi]

classicyanktanks said:

berlintaxi said:

classicyanktanks said:

berlintaxi said:

classicyanktanks said:

I'll start with:

Range Rover (ESP the Sport)
Any Form of Modern MG
Vauxhall Corsa

Different day.....same old ste.

Is that because of your............
Current Fleet
Range Rover - With "Berlin Taxi" underneath the equally w a nk private plate
Any Form of Modern MG - Which is yellow and you say is your wife's
Vauxhall Corsa - With Kicker Sub

Edited by classicyanktanks on Sunday 21st January 17:36

Haven't you got some homework to finish for school tomorrow?

Weirdly I have, it's a piece on old farts cars:

[anonymous-user]

Welshbeef said:

Golf R
E92 M3
E60 M5.

Why? These can all be had for relatively low cost (and servicing side ignored).

That said all 3 cars are bloody good so our chavs have got good taste.

The same can be said of any RS Audi, and around my neck of the woods theses seem to be the chav chariot of choice.

[Olivera]

Golf 'PCP' R
Audi S3

[djc206]

Olivera said:

Golf 'PCP' R
Audi S3

Surely most Golf R’s are leased not PCP’d?

[SmilerFTM]

Ten year old Audi A4's

[Shiv_P]

corsa "nurburgring" edition limited edition spaz edition

[Ultrafunkula]

I think some people need to check the definition of chav. Basically the car of choice would be german and 2.0 tdi these days...

[ST Ford]

Nearly every car has its Chav owners for certain models. You can count on one hand the the makes that you don’t see chavs driving like Lexus, Toyota, Honda, Kia, Mazda all seem to be driven sensibly by normal folks.
All the rest have a lot of chav owners thanks to cheap leasing and pcp etc.
Main culprits seem to be Corsa limited edition with black wheels, Fiesta ST line or special red/black edition they think it’s rapid cos it’s got a turbo bruv, White 320d M Sport always driven aggressively, Range Rover Evoques I despise all owners seem to be the same. There’s tons of cars too many to mention

[anonymous-user]

White premium German brand cars with black alloys seem like the current chavs choice, so many around driven by tts.