What does your car say about you?

What does your car say about you?

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Tim bo

1,956 posts

141 months

Saturday 7th July 2018
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That I have a rather small penis.

jas xjr

11,309 posts

240 months

Saturday 7th July 2018
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giblet said:
Lexi, the Japanese Mercedes!
Sex people , lynne

Edited to say i wanted to quote the picture.

Edited by jas xjr on Saturday 7th July 11:36

Muddle238

3,907 posts

114 months

Saturday 7th July 2018
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A few months back I was stuck in some traffic on the motorway near Exeter. Four of us in the car, us blokes in the front and the girls in the back, all mid-late twenties ish, in my Rover 75 Tourer. Let's bear in mind it's the full-pensioner spec, beige interior with wood dash, dark green paintwork etc. Boot filled to the roof with stuff. Alongside in the traffic jam appeared a newish silver Golf, with a elderly looking couple inside. Alongside, we saw the elderly lady looking across and her expression was a combination of shock and confusion at seeing us in the 75. It was a brilliant moment, we all absolutely pissed ourselves laughing as her expression was priceless.

Berkshire bred

985 posts

76 months

Saturday 7th July 2018
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LiamB said:
Nissan Juke so either an OAP or a hairdresser, instead I'm a 22 year old male hehe
Sorry to be cruel mate but bloody hell, what went so wrong. I feel awful for you hehe.

Back on topic, my mx5 is probably a gay hairdresser.

My r26 megane seems to either say knob or boy racer chav. Especially since the ktec exhaust. I'm smiling though.

Edited by Berkshire bred on Saturday 7th July 12:00

gothatway

5,783 posts

171 months

Saturday 7th July 2018
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Muddle238 said:
A few months back I was stuck in some traffic on the motorway near Exeter. Four of us in the car, us blokes in the front and the girls in the back, all mid-late twenties ish, in my Rover 75 Tourer. Let's bear in mind it's the full-pensioner spec, beige interior with wood dash, dark green paintwork etc. Boot filled to the roof with stuff. Alongside in the traffic jam appeared a newish silver Golf, with a elderly looking couple inside. Alongside, we saw the elderly lady looking across and her expression was a combination of shock and confusion at seeing us in the 75. It was a brilliant moment, we all absolutely pissed ourselves laughing as her expression was priceless.
Elderly ladies tend not to notice car models, or associate them with types of people. I suspect that it was you/your driver or the passenger behind you/him that caused any shock/confusion - do you look weird ? Facial hair problem, tats, piercings, anything like that ?

Davie

4,752 posts

216 months

Saturday 7th July 2018
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Volvos... three of them...

I breed Labradors, have several caravans and have a fine selection of cardigans.

GeordieInExile

683 posts

121 months

Sunday 8th July 2018
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I think my shedtastic Puma probably says "poverty". But I love it.

stuart_83

1,011 posts

102 months

Sunday 8th July 2018
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giblet said:
5.0 V8, not that big I’ll admit but no one apart from actual petrolheads seem to know what they are.



Edited by giblet on Friday 6th July 23:31
That is bloody beautiful.

I occasionally see one as I get off the M6 in the morning. Every time I do it's radio off and windows open.

stuart_83

1,011 posts

102 months

Sunday 8th July 2018
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I've got a BMW 440i GC, so it probably says "pr**k".

Just had the M Performance Power and Sound Kit fitted (bit more power, a lot more noise) so now it's probably "noisy pr**k".

That lovely straight six sound though tongue out

TarquinMX5

1,960 posts

81 months

Sunday 8th July 2018
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stuart_83 said:
I've got a BMW 440i GC, so it says "pr**k".

Just had the M Performance Power and Sound Kit fitted (bit more power, a lot more noise) so now it's "noisy pr**k".
FTFY

You said it. Who are we to argue?

Blown2CV

28,865 posts

204 months

Monday 9th July 2018
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stuart_83 said:
I've got a BMW 440i GC, so it probably says "pr**k".

Just had the M Performance Power and Sound Kit fitted (bit more power, a lot more noise) so now it's probably "noisy pr**k".

That lovely straight six sound though tongue out
is it not more likely to be "guy who bought one of those weird looking in-between models"?

Audemars

507 posts

99 months

Monday 9th July 2018
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Spent the weekend driving 7 hours each way.

Biggest thing I noticed on the roads was how bland everything is.

A Merc saloon, bmw saloon, Range Rover SUV etc were just as bland as a ford mondeo. Why people focus so much of their energy and money on such ordinary cars is bizzaire.

Unless is it a supercar or car that looks like a supercar then a £3k barge would suffice and not look any different than a £150k Range Rover.

phil1979

3,559 posts

216 months

Monday 9th July 2018
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Drug dealer, with a dog.

Shermanator

549 posts

76 months

Monday 9th July 2018
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phil1979 said:


Drug dealer, with a dog.
I showed that to my mum, she said undertaker...

aazer89

542 posts

145 months

Monday 9th July 2018
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phil1979 said:


Drug dealer, with a dog.
Beautiful car though...

serotonin

41 posts

72 months

Monday 9th July 2018
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16 plate Corsa with racing stripes.

Probably says "ignorant little boy racer who thinks he's in a Transporter film, picks up girls every other day and sits and parks in McDonald's for hours on end."

GinSour

52 posts

81 months

Monday 9th July 2018
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Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X - Overgrown Chav...

Or "look at that Subaru owner" (Had that before)

BRR

1,846 posts

173 months

Monday 9th July 2018
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2018 RRS either got too much money from selling drugs or has no money because he spends it all on his PCP. I actually just get the car cheap through my job and can't think of anything I'd prefer more as a daily

GiveItSomeWellie

3,008 posts

197 months

Monday 9th July 2018
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GT86 - Spent too much money on a car that's slower than wind erosion.

Range Rover Classic - Why is he driving his Grandad's car, can he not afford a car of his own?

Jaguar XJRs - Some wannabe yuppy

Blown2CV

28,865 posts

204 months

Monday 9th July 2018
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BRR said:
2018 RRS either got too much money from selling drugs or has no money because he spends it all on his PCP. I actually just get the car cheap through my job and can't think of anything I'd prefer more as a daily
TBH if this was near Coventry (is that the right location?) the first think I'd assume is that you worked for JLR.