What does your car say about you?

[lauda]

A very dirty Octavia VRS diesel estate, accessorised with two child seats and a bike rack. Says that practicality and cheapness have taken precedent over driving thrills and that I’d rather spend time riding my bikes than washing my car.

I’ve also clearly given up on trying to impress anyone or having nice things in my life, at least until my kids are old enough not to just trash everything I own.

[cheddar]

Toyota Blade Master.

Bullied at school, missionary position only, once a month max.

Lights off.

[vsonix]

I have an E36 328i, two Z3s and a E38 740i

so I guess it says I don't like cars that aren't old enough to vote and also I have a fairly cavalier attitude towards petrol and the consumption thereof. I daresay my neigbours think I'm a horrible chav also.

[wolfracesonic]

V10 M5 touring- fancies the girl in the petrol station but has a practical side too.

[Rich Boy Spanner]

My car says that I don't wash cars. I could almost grow crops on it.

[Prinny]

2004 760iL & 2006 M6.

Not a friend of the earth.

[Mafffew]

Chav
Council
Boy racer

[DanielSan]

E46 M3- chav tt. Then I get out wearing skate shoes, jeans and a hoodie and confirm there suspicions I don’t think having Dr Dre 2001 album on in the car helps either at the moment.

I’m really not a chav. It’s just an unfortunate set of circumstances

[phil1979]

C63 estate.

Bradford street racer that craves attention, but with a dog in tow.

[RDMcG]

Don't think what I drive says anything at all.

[del mar]

Orange Lambo

Pick your 4 letter expletive

[dci]

Fiesta ST

Chav
Couldn’t afford a real hot hatch
Drives everywhere at full pelt
Spends a lot of time at supermarket car parks

[JuniorD]

caelite said:

Currently have an MX5 and a Suzuki Jimny. Both modified.

So... I couldn't afford an Elise, and I couldnt afford a Defender.

Quite the contrary...you must be loaded; the Pink Pound / Dorothy Dollar and all that

[TheAngryDog]

E55AMG, couldn't afford an E63, wannabe taxi driver

[AlexRS2782]

In the case of my 205 GTI it's currently got faded paintwork, the odd bit of body damage and the engine currently isn't running very healthily at the moment either

So in that case, I can say it's pretty much mirroring what my own body / health has been doing to me over the past few years

Thinking about it, even with it's faults, the 205 is probably still in better working order than I am

[Oilchange]

156v6 (£700 bargain, 8 years ago)

Says that I am mostly tight, living out a lost youth and an attention seeker (fruity exhaust)

[kayzee]

MINI with a bit of camber and stretch, a red roof and far too loud exhaust = Chav ahole

[Superflow]

That I am a failed former chat show host turned radio DJ working the graveyard shift with a bitter ex wife and two kids who don't wanna see me!.

[Mound Dawg]

Half arsed mid life crisis. (Fiat 124 Spider).

[Konan]

Superflow said:

That I am a failed former chat show host turned radio DJ working the graveyard shift with a bitter ex wife and two kids who don't wanna see me!.