The "Sh*t Driving Caught On Cam" Thread (Vol 4)

[Buggyjam]

Flibble said:

As soon as you put them in "race" conditions they act like morons. I've had cyclists going down both sides of my car before in similar circumstances, had anything been coming the other way at least some of them would have been wiped out.

I looked up pelaton in the dictionary.

It read “bell end, plural”

[fausTVR]

Buggyjam said:

Flibble said:

As soon as you put them in "race" conditions they act like morons. I've had cyclists going down both sides of my car before in similar circumstances, had anything been coming the other way at least some of them would have been wiped out.

I looked up pelaton in the dictionary.

It read “bell end, plural”

Was it spelt correctly in the dictionary?

[Buggyjam]

fausTVR said:

Was it spelt correctly in the dictionary?

Yeah, but then the dictionary wasn’t trying to censor dodge smart arse.

Edit- could’ve deleted the above but I’ll be very honest I’ll leave it. Yes “peloton” was spelt correctly. But I’ve just googled it. To be honest, I didn’t really look in a dictionary. It was actually a joke.


Sorry for that, hope you’re not too annoyed. I’ve had to edit this 3 times as kept getting it wrong! Hope you appreciate that. Ah, I’ll never make a cyclist.

[smirking serious face off]

Edited by Buggyjam on Sunday 17th June 19:14

[anonymous-user]

Mike_Mac said:

Thesprucegoose said:

Bunch of s look how close they pass as well.

Bit ironic considering how much space the cyclist militant wing demands they be given when passed...

It's how they are though, one rule for them and one for the rest of us. Hope the police find the culprit and she presses as many charges as she can. It's one thing doing it and completely another not stopping, she could have been thrown from the horse and lying injured by the side of the road for all the cyclists knew. C**ts of the highest order!

Edited by anonymous-user on Sunday 17th June 19:14

[ezi]

rambo19 said:

rampageturke said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SapGLM53XBU&fe...

Lane hogger...............

The road quite clearly splits after the traffic lights, nothing wrong with his road placement there he was forward planning for the split instead of trying to move over at the last second...

[Matt Cup]

Wasn't sure whether or not to post this here or the youtube thread, but as it's st driving caught on cam here is more appropriate.


Chavs at a cruise not paying attention at a junction leads to them going down a road the wrong way.

https://youtu.be/otbVlv0DAls?t=146

[DHE]

Technically not a dash cam, the M4 near Port Talbot last night. The video does contain swearing.

https://www.facebook.com/lulu.new.7798/posts/19971...

[barker22]

Frimley111R said:

Wan't quite sure why the BMW didn't just nail the RCZ into the barrier when they were side by side?

That RCZ got off pretty sharpish - I know they do an R version but it looks pretty rapid when driven in anger

[Cliftonite]

fausTVR said:

Buggyjam said:

Flibble said:

As soon as you put them in "race" conditions they act like morons. I've had cyclists going down both sides of my car before in similar circumstances, had anything been coming the other way at least some of them would have been wiped out.

I looked up pelaton in the dictionary.

It read “bell end, plural”

Was it spelt correctly in the dictionary?

[Tinker2]

New UK Dash Cam offering

https://youtu.be/4B7Cp6G5McE

[Frimley111R]

Matt Cup said:

Wasn't sure whether or not to post this here or the youtube thread, but as it's st driving caught on cam here is more appropriate.


Chavs at a cruise not paying attention at a junction leads to them going down a road the wrong way.

https://youtu.be/otbVlv0DAls?t=146

That's Guildford. Its quite a big junction with lots of lanes so if you don't know it it's an easy mistake to make.

[Matt Cup]

Frimley111R said:

Matt Cup said:

Wasn't sure whether or not to post this here or the youtube thread, but as it's st driving caught on cam here is more appropriate.


Chavs at a cruise not paying attention at a junction leads to them going down a road the wrong way.

https://youtu.be/otbVlv0DAls?t=146

That's Guildford. Its quite a big junction with lots of lanes so if you don't know it it's an easy mistake to make.

To me it’s the blind following the blind. There was no need to race off down that road when they most likely knew that they’d fked up.

Same goes for a junction near me where if you turn right too early you end up stranded on tram tracks. Seen plenty of fkwits (mainly taxi drivers) getting towed off due to lack of attention.

[Buggyjam]

Cliftonite said:

Er, no

[Nickyboy]

Frimley111R said:

That's Guildford. Its quite a big junction with lots of lanes so if you don't know it it's an easy mistake to make.

Seems a really bad junction, the island they are supposed to go around sticks out much too far and looks like it's actually the edge of the road you go up.

[Cliftonite]

Buggyjam said:

Er, no

Hmmm! I initially thought fausTVR had actually looked up 'peloton' to check Flibble's 'findings'!

Please send the parrot back; seems it belongs chez Cliftonite!

[G13NVL]

Tinker2 said:

New UK Dash Cam offering

https://youtu.be/4B7Cp6G5McE

6:20 says red lights arnt for him but clearly they are as can see the mercs green light in top right of screen double wker points for DCW

[rampageturke]

Matt Cup said:

To me it’s the blind following the blind. There was no need to race off down that road when they most likely knew that they’d fked up.

Same goes for a junction near me where if you turn right too early you end up stranded on tram tracks. Seen plenty of fkwits (mainly taxi drivers) getting towed off due to lack of attention.

blind following the blind AND bad road design

yes, shocking i know, it can be numerous factors

[Dromedary66]

G13NVL said:

6:20 says red lights arnt for him but clearly they are as can see the mercs green light in top right of screen double wker points for DCW

Couldn't believe that idiot. What a fool, and to put it up on the internet with typical DCW righteous indignation. Massive sheath.

[Flibble]

Tinker2 said:

New UK Dash Cam offering

https://youtu.be/4B7Cp6G5McE

Muppet at 2:00. Gets in the wrong lane on the roundabout (very common despite clear markings), then blocks the slip road like a clown.

[Rich_W]

Thesprucegoose said:

Frimley111R said:

What did they do? I can't work it out.

look how close they got, there was no need.

Ive done this race several times previously. (Not since 2015 though)

There are a small percentage that are very competitive, and behave like knobbers to the level you see in the vid/pics. Or the ones who feel they are in the Tour De France and just chuck their gel wrappers on the floor like s! Id guess under 20-30 of 2000 entrants.

Shouldn't be too hard to ID them. Sportcam.net will be in the area taking photos. Times from the timing mats can be cross checked. I bet they drive like wkers as well.


On a side note, the horse rider says she went out at 730 to her farm. Then went home at 9am on the same route. yet she claims she didn't know the event was happening? It's been happening every 3rd Sunday of June for 28 years! There's marshals directing traffic at a roundabout near Legoland. There's signs up a month or so warning of possible disruption. It actually starts just after 6am to try and minimise disruption outside the town centre (where the roads are completely closed) I find it curious she had no idea. But there you go.

This story made the BBC website, yet seemingly the daily near misses riders (horse or bike) or pedestrians have with cars because the driver is texting or just incompetent never seem to get the same attention.

And of course we have the usual mouth breathers who will seize on this (thankfully minor) incident and say "all cyclists are terrible" When actually like everyone on the road, there's a percentage of tossbags everywhere. The method of transport makes no difference.