The "Sh*t Driving Caught On Cam" Thread (Vol 4)

The "Sh*t Driving Caught On Cam" Thread (Vol 4)

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Lemming Train

5,567 posts

72 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Davie_GLA said:
What an utter plonker.

However, that said i have been party to many "watch this" moments and promtply did something stupid that was usually a direct result of me running out of talent. ONly ever executed when i knew the area and road layout mind you - this guys poor passengers unfortunately seen the writing on the wall..
Was just about to say the same. Clearly a young kid trying to impress his g/f (?) in something sporty (from the sound of it and acceleration) and his talent ran out. I reckon many of us have probably done similar in our early days of driving, trying to show off, but gotten away with it without putting mates/gfs in wheelchairs frown .

mikal83

5,340 posts

252 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Laurel Green said:
mikal83 said:
Gave his address as HMS Nelson. Wonder how long he lasted in the Navy then!
A great shame it's a battleship and not an aircraft carrier, as then they could fire him and his car (well what is left of it) off the end of it. Suspect it'll just be him that is fired.
Errrrm Nelson is part of Pompey dockyard, its a concrete frigate as we used to say....NOT a ship!

InitialDave

11,900 posts

119 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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mikal83 said:
Laurel Green said:
mikal83 said:
Gave his address as HMS Nelson. Wonder how long he lasted in the Navy then!
A great shame it's a battleship and not an aircraft carrier, as then they could fire him and his car (well what is left of it) off the end of it. Suspect it'll just be him that is fired.
Errrrm Nelson is part of Pompey dockyard, its a concrete frigate as we used to say....NOT a ship!
There was a battlship by that name, but that was in WW2!

Cold

15,247 posts

90 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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mikal83 said:
Laurel Green said:
mikal83 said:
Gave his address as HMS Nelson. Wonder how long he lasted in the Navy then!
A great shame it's a battleship and not an aircraft carrier, as then they could fire him and his car (well what is left of it) off the end of it. Suspect it'll just be him that is fired.
Errrrm Nelson is part of Pompey dockyard, its a concrete frigate as we used to say....NOT a ship!
HMS Nelson, preparing to sail, yesterday. biggrin


borcy

2,855 posts

56 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Laurel Green said:
A great shame it's a battleship and not an aircraft carrier, as then they could fire him and his car (well what is left of it) off the end of it. Suspect it'll just be him that is fired.
He'll already have been discharged by now. Often it's done the day they are sent down.

Laurel Green

30,779 posts

232 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Cold said:
HMS Nelson, preparing to sail, yesterday. biggrin

Harrumph!

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Laurel Green said:
Cold said:
HMS Nelson, preparing to sail, yesterday. biggrin

Harrumph!
Looks a bit top heavy.

Laurel Green

30,779 posts

232 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Pericoloso said:
Laurel Green said:
Cold said:
HMS Nelson, preparing to sail, yesterday. biggrin

Harrumph!
Looks a bit top heavy.
Well, I can see the missiles, but where are the gun turrets?

lost in espace

6,161 posts

207 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Can't seem to link directly to the video halfway down the page, but worth a watch comes out of the blue.

https://www.thecomet.net/motoring/a1-m-crash-north...

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

12,956 posts

100 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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Chris Stott said:
“People say that then they crash”... seconds later laugh

Knob.
That's what struck me too. Whatever he said before was edited out, probably something like 'fk off I'm fine!'

InitialDave

11,900 posts

119 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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lost in espace said:
Can't seem to link directly to the video halfway down the page, but worth a watch comes out of the blue.

https://www.thecomet.net/motoring/a1-m-crash-north...
That guy was out and away before the thing had even settled back on its wheels!

ScotHill

3,156 posts

109 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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InitialDave said:
lost in espace said:
Can't seem to link directly to the video halfway down the page, but worth a watch comes out of the blue.

https://www.thecomet.net/motoring/a1-m-crash-north...
That guy was out and away before the thing had even settled back on its wheels!
He must have been thrown out of a window or something surely? Or is that the modern day equivalent of when the Pink Panther stepped off a plummeting elevator 6 inches before it hit the ground and was fine?

budgie smuggler

5,384 posts

159 months

Laurel Green

30,779 posts

232 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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budgie smuggler said:
*Shakes head in dismay.*

mikal83

5,340 posts

252 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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well that DC footage should result in a decent ban....shurley.

Krikkit

26,527 posts

181 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Laurel Green said:
budgie smuggler said:
*Shakes head in dismay.*
That's exceptional, good grief.

pinchmeimdreamin

9,951 posts

218 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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budgie smuggler said:
That’s just taking the piss

Davie_GLA

6,521 posts

199 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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budgie smuggler said:
i was annoyed at the cammer at the start for not seeing that sooner. Then *THAT* happened...

I sincerely hope that was sent to the cops.

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

72 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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It's possible that he'd been there for some time after his car died in lane 3 and wasn't able to get over to the left. The stress and panic can cause you to need to have a piss. If you're caught in that situation yourself, what do you do? You can't get across 3 lanes of fast moving traffic to the verge so you either piss yourself or you have to do what he did.

Of course he could just be a complete throbber and came to a halt in lane 3 just to get out and have a piss, but if I had to bet, I'd say the former is more likely.

Loplop

1,937 posts

185 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Lemming Train said:
It's possible that he'd been there for some time after his car died in lane 3 and wasn't able to get over to the left. The stress and panic can cause you to need to have a piss. If you're caught in that situation yourself, what do you do? You can't get across 3 lanes of fast moving traffic to the verge so you either piss yourself or you have to do what he did.

Of course he could just be a complete throbber and came to a halt in lane 3 just to get out and have a piss, but if I had to bet, I'd say the former is more likely.
I'd personally take my chances pissing myself rather than putting myself at risk.

Not gonna be bothered about a full bladder when there's a 4 car pile up on your lap are you?
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