The "Sh*t Driving Caught On Cam" Thread (Vol 4)

The "Sh*t Driving Caught On Cam" Thread (Vol 4)

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Davie_GLA

5,152 posts

147 months

Monday 2nd December
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budgie smuggler said:
i was annoyed at the cammer at the start for not seeing that sooner. Then *THAT* happened...

I sincerely hope that was sent to the cops.

Lemming Train

3,991 posts

20 months

Monday 2nd December
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It's possible that he'd been there for some time after his car died in lane 3 and wasn't able to get over to the left. The stress and panic can cause you to need to have a piss. If you're caught in that situation yourself, what do you do? You can't get across 3 lanes of fast moving traffic to the verge so you either piss yourself or you have to do what he did.

Of course he could just be a complete throbber and came to a halt in lane 3 just to get out and have a piss, but if I had to bet, I'd say the former is more likely.

Loplop

1,712 posts

133 months

Monday 2nd December
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Lemming Train said:
It's possible that he'd been there for some time after his car died in lane 3 and wasn't able to get over to the left. The stress and panic can cause you to need to have a piss. If you're caught in that situation yourself, what do you do? You can't get across 3 lanes of fast moving traffic to the verge so you either piss yourself or you have to do what he did.

Of course he could just be a complete throbber and came to a halt in lane 3 just to get out and have a piss, but if I had to bet, I'd say the former is more likely.
I'd personally take my chances pissing myself rather than putting myself at risk.

Not gonna be bothered about a full bladder when there's a 4 car pile up on your lap are you?

juice

5,686 posts

230 months

Monday 2nd December
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I think he already started to go.... biggrin


cayman-black

8,253 posts

164 months

Monday 2nd December
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I really can't believe that, what an absolute bell end .

Krikkit

16,748 posts

129 months

Monday 2nd December
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Lemming Train said:
It's possible that he'd been there for some time after his car died in lane 3 and wasn't able to get over to the left. The stress and panic can cause you to need to have a piss. If you're caught in that situation yourself, what do you do? You can't get across 3 lanes of fast moving traffic to the verge so you either piss yourself or you have to do what he did.

Of course he could just be a complete throbber and came to a halt in lane 3 just to get out and have a piss, but if I had to bet, I'd say the former is more likely.
In flowing traffic I don't understand how you can end up being unable to get across a few lanes...

If I absolutely had to get out for a slash I'd climb over the barriers and at least stand between them. Whatever happens with an accident as it was that guy's legs (at least) are gone.

Lemming Train

3,991 posts

20 months

Monday 2nd December
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Krikkit said:
In flowing traffic I don't understand how you can end up being unable to get across a few lanes...
You're assuming that the traffic was always flowing. It could have been at a standstill a few minutes earlier and the car conked out and couldn't get it going again.

Abbott

788 posts

151 months

Monday 2nd December
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In that position I would be out of the car like a flash and behind the barrier and move up towards the oncoming traffic. Then any débris from the expected impact would be travlleing away from me. Also oncoming drivers might be made aware of nutter behind barrier and therefore slow down.

Bonefish Blues

14,135 posts

171 months

Monday 2nd December
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cayman-black said:
I really can't believe that, what an absolute bell end .
I couldn't see that level of detail.

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

7,443 posts

48 months

Monday 2nd December
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Bonefish Blues said:
cayman-black said:
I really can't believe that, what an absolute bell end .
I couldn't see that level of detail.
clap

Cudd Wudd

424 posts

73 months

Monday 2nd December
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Bonefish Blues said:
cayman-black said:
I really can't believe that, what an absolute bell end .
I couldn't see that level of detail.
hehe

Thesprucegoose

19,710 posts

143 months

Tuesday
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Probably pissed up.

lyonspride

2,359 posts

103 months

Tuesday
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I think most likely broken down in lane 3 and needed a piss.

jamei303

2,046 posts

104 months

Tuesday
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For some reason while stationary he turned his hazard lights off, hit the brakes and then turned the hazards back on again.

Sardonicus

16,484 posts

169 months

Tuesday
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juice said:
I think he already started to go.... biggrin

That should be prosecution right there he could of caused complete carnage as we are all well aware yikes fking idiot frown and why did they blur the plate out?

maccas99

1,036 posts

136 months

Tuesday
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FWIW said:
That looks grim, pretty sure a few were crushed from that fall and that doesn't take into account the vehicle occupants!

SS2.

11,505 posts

186 months

Tuesday
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maccas99 said:
FWIW said:
That looks grim, pretty sure a few were crushed from that fall and that doesn't take into account the vehicle occupants!
According to the press, there was just one fatality - a woman who was stood below the flyover.

Astonishingly, the driver survived.

Toaster Pilot

12,138 posts

106 months

Tuesday
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Thesprucegoose said:
Probably pissed up.
Looks it to me. The repeated raising of his hand etc as if he’s completely unaware of how stupid he’s being

zedx19

2,049 posts

88 months

Wednesday
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Few I've seen on social media that I think are new here:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLGe7pseefw&fe...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT5SgfT8AuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3DPVV1cxiM

Disclaimer - not my videos, just posting the links.