Cars taking on bikes (again)

Cars taking on bikes (again)

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Red 4

10,744 posts

188 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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Gavia said:
You’ve got to be stting us? A two year old article on something that’s been discussed to death already.

What’s the point of the post?
I haven't seen a link to that article on this thread.

The point is that this wasn't a drag race. It was road racing. With corners and stuff. ie real world point to point.

P.S. I suspect av185 has declined your offer to meet because he couldn't be arsed with you.

av185

18,524 posts

128 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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Gavia said:
av185 said:
Although you were the one who called custard and ending up being the one called out.

Remember?
I did call custard and you provided some photos with custard of two Porsche’s, but not all,of the ones you have in your garage and a Ferrari that you’ve never mentioned before or after.
Sorry didn't realise I had to notify you each and every time I change my cars.

Incidentally you brag/ claim your M4 has 500 bhp.

Really?


Gavia

7,627 posts

92 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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Red 4 said:
I haven't seen a link to that article on this thread.

The point is that this wasn't a drag race. It was road racing. With corners and stuff. ie real world point to point.

P.S. I suspect av185 has declined your offer to meet because he couldn't be arsed with you.
It’s been discussed to death though.

What’s your point?

av185

18,524 posts

128 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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Red 4 said:
P.S. I suspect av185 has declined your offer to meet because he couldn't be arsed with you.
May have something to do with it. thumbup

Even though he is both awesome and the fastest biker around.

Only accordingly to himself though.

av185

18,524 posts

128 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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Hungrymc said:
But it was a lovely air vent.
Truly bespoke!

Red 4

10,744 posts

188 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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av185 said:
Red 4 said:
P.S. I suspect av185 has declined your offer to meet because he couldn't be arsed with you.
May have something to do with it. thumbup

Even though he is both awesome and the fastest biker around.

Only accordingly to himself though.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0C_oNMH0GTk

He doesn't half spout some st over on SP&L.

I think I'd pass too.

RB Will

9,666 posts

241 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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av185 said:
Sorry didn't realise I had to notify you each and every time I change my cars.

Incidentally you brag/ claim your M4 has 500 bhp.

Really?
its an odd power figure to come by as a standard one is below that but even a basic stage 1 map takes it to about 530

Gavia

7,627 posts

92 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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av185 said:
Gavia said:
av185 said:
Although you were the one who called custard and ending up being the one called out.

Remember?
I did call custard and you provided some photos with custard of two Porsche’s, but not all,of the ones you have in your garage and a Ferrari that you’ve never mentioned before or after.
Sorry didn't realise I had to notify you each and every time I change my cars.

Incidentally you brag/ claim your M4 has 500 bhp.

Really?
You tell everyone and have every Porsche known to man listed in your garage, so I’d expect the Ferrari to get a mention in there too.

I have never claimed it has 500bhp, feel free to show me where I have though

It has 450hp according to manufacturers spec.

Gavia

7,627 posts

92 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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Red 4 said:
av185 said:
Red 4 said:
P.S. I suspect av185 has declined your offer to meet because he couldn't be arsed with you.
May have something to do with it. thumbup

Even though he is both awesome and the fastest biker around.

Only accordingly to himself though.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0C_oNMH0GTk

He doesn't half spout some st over on SP&L.

I think I'd pass too.
Diddums, did the nasty man mess with your fragile egos? Or is it time to go with the ad hominem attacks, because you’ve been called out?

The awesome comments have been explained many times as in joke.

av185

18,524 posts

128 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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Nanook said:
av185 said:
Meantime back on the subject.

Tommy Davies recently did John o Groats to Lands End in a standard S5 Audi taking just 9 hours 36 minutes.

1984 bike record evidently still stands at 11 hours 14 minutes.

Bike takes 1 hour 38 minutes longer than car shocker.
Do you really believe that if someone decided to have a go at it, on a bike, that it couldn't be beaten?
Probably.

Does beg the question though if someone thought they had a reasonable chance of beating the car on a bike they would be heading off to JOG as soon as.

Any of the 'top' bikers on here perhaps?

Meantime it's another win for the car.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

235 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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Would anyone like to see a photo of my penis?

Gavia

7,627 posts

92 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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RB Will said:
av185 said:
Sorry didn't realise I had to notify you each and every time I change my cars.

Incidentally you brag/ claim your M4 has 500 bhp.

Really?
its an odd power figure to come by as a standard one is below that but even a basic stage 1 map takes it to about 530
Apart from the fact, that I’ve never claimed that then this is a great discussion. My car is completely standard, as are my road bikes (bar an Akrapovic slip on on one). I don’t fettle with cars at all

Gavia

7,627 posts

92 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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av185 said:
Probably.

Does beg the question though if someone thought they had a reasonable chance of beating the car on a bike they would be heading off to JOG as soon as.

Any of the 'top' bikers on here perhaps?

Meantime it's another win for the car.
Why would they? It means some serious speeds to average c90mph for the whole journey. Also, as one record stood for 35 years, then that shows how little it means.

av185

18,524 posts

128 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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Rawwr said:
Would anyone like to see a photo of my penis?
Custard declined ta.

Red 4

10,744 posts

188 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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Rawwr said:
Would anyone like to see a photo of my penis?
Is that your pet name for Gavia ?

No need. Someone posted a pic a while back. He was in the background.

Gavia

7,627 posts

92 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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Red 4 said:
Rawwr said:
Would anyone like to see a photo of my penis?
Is that your pet name for Gavia ?

No need. Someone posted a pic a while back. He was in the background.
Yawn

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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av185 said:
Yep proves nothing apart from the old GT3 RS actually beating the chump on a bike in the final few seconds of the clip.

True to form our resident Polo driving fantasist troll 'Gramps' Yonex has just shot himself in the foot yet again.

rofl

Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 30th May 11:26
Polo driver, erm, lol. Just goes to show how little you understand about driving and/or riding fast. As I keep asking, show me your old race licence or better still turn up at a track day and show everyone how fast you are? If you notice from the clip, it was a 12 year old superbike.

Silverstone or Brands, which would you prefer Mrs?

Gavia

7,627 posts

92 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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yonex said:
Polo driver, erm, lol. Just goes to show how little you understand about driving and/or riding fast. As I keep asking, show me your old race licence or better still turn up at a track day and show everyone how fast you are? If you notice from the clip, it was a 12 year old superbike.

Silverstone or Brands, which would you prefer Mrs?
His Dad and his friends are never going to let him use one of their cars on a trackday.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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av185 said:
Probably.

Does beg the question though if someone thought they had a reasonable chance of beating the car on a bike they would be heading off to JOG as soon as.

Any of the 'top' bikers on here perhaps?

Meantime it's another win for the car.
Especially with the amazingly big petrol tanks on bikes huh?

Do you have to work at this?

av185

18,524 posts

128 months

Wednesday 30th May 2018
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yonex said:
If you notice from the clip, it was a 12 year old superbike.
More to the point if you notice from the clip it was also a clear win for the Porsche, which incidentally looked c9 years old.