RE: PH Origins: Electronic parking brakes

RE: PH Origins: Electronic parking brakes

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thefunkygibbo

2 posts

72 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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beko1987 said:
My old Laguna2 had an EPB. Through the french 'fear' I NEVER used it bar when the car applied it when I turned it off. Then the cables streched slightly and I had a heck of a time getting it to pass the MOT, because I couldn't just adjust the cable.
Yeah I remember my Laguna had one... So do the neighbours whose Punto was hit when it randomly failed one night hours after I parked it...

Mr Tidy

22,344 posts

127 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Electronic hand-brake - another solution to a problem that didn't exist!

Still I will always park above any French cars, because they may have that defective feature - and when French cars have an issue you don't want to be anywhere near them!

wst

3,494 posts

161 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Curious to see what proportion of "electronic handbrake failures" are actual handbrake failures and not user error. Remember the Toyota accelerator problems?

Software was blamed. Guess what - it wasn't the problem. The brakes were good enough to bring the car to a stop even with the engine at full throttle.

Floor mats were blamed, for trapping the pedal. These were found to be responsible for only a small proportion of accidents of the "my throttle is jammed wide open" accidents.

The vast majority of the crashes were caused by the very human drivers (which are definitely not driving gods from PistonHeads, who are an insignificant proportion of potential customers and barely worth paying attention to from a mass production standpoint) pressing the accelerators into the firewall and screaming that the brakes weren't working. The brakes were not working because the brake pedal wasn't being used.

How about all those aviation accidents that were caused by humans? Highly trained ones, not just "L-test passes".

Can't think why electronic handbrakes exist. They're lighter than mechanical systems, easier to package, harder to use incorrectly, cheaper.

Baffles me.

Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go smash some calculators with my bare fists, because maths is to be performed manually, and hammers are just too complicated to trust with the complex job of smashing stuff.

Superhoop

4,677 posts

193 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Mr Tidy said:
Electronic hand-brake - another solution to a problem that didn't exist!

Still I will always park above any French cars, because they may have that defective feature - and when French cars have an issue you don't want to be anywhere near them!
Only the manual system does have a problem th?at exists... read my previous post regarding 93 year old Doris... and the EPB cures that problem.

GSE

2,341 posts

239 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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wst said:
Can't think why electronic handbrakes exist. They're lighter than mechanical systems, easier to package, harder to use incorrectly, cheaper.
If they are so wonderful, why do so many people complain about them?

I still possess the mental capability to know when a handbrake should be applied and removed, and still possess the physical capability to pull the lever up and down. The system gives me positive feedback in that I can regulate the holding force by varying how hard I pull on the lever, and confirmation that the brake is applied when I leave the vehicle, because I can see that the lever is up. I can also check the efficiency of the parking brake now and again by trying to gently pull away in first gear with the parking brake applied, and comparing the results with different amounts of force being applied to the lever. The conventional system suits me just fine.

I am by no means a Luddite and will buy into new technology when I consider it to be useful, but I am beginning to loathe the amount of unnecessary new technology being forced upon us. May be it’s my age as I was brought up during the time when there were only 4 channels on the television and the sound from your HiFi system was controlled by rotary knobs and switches rather than unpredictable touch screens.

The only justification I can see for electronic handbrakes (from a drivers point of view) is that they will give 93 year old Doris a method of applying the handbrake when she cannot summon up enough energy to do so using a conventional lever. May be EHB’s should have been rolled out as an option for the physically disabled or the ipod generation, and then with some kind of standard operating protocol. However the number one priority will have been to do it cheaper, so unfortunately, they are here to stay.

culpz

4,884 posts

112 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Mr Tidy said:
Still I will always park above any French cars , because they may have that defective feature - and when French cars have an issue you don't want to be anywhere near them!
Parking above anything is rarely a good idea...

GSE

2,341 posts

239 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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And finally ... just to add ... Electronic handbrakes remind me of Vauxhall's utterly utterly pointless attempt at 'improving' the indicator stalk, by preventing it staying in the left and right position, and having it immediately return to the central/off position, thus confusing feedback.

Triumph Man

8,691 posts

168 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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GSE said:
And finally ... just to add ... Electronic handbrakes remind me of Vauxhall's utterly utterly pointless attempt at 'improving' the indicator stalk, by preventing it staying in the left and right position, and having it immediately return to the central/off position.
Unfortunately BMW tried this as well, although their implementation doesn't seem as bad...

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Triumph Man said:
GSE said:
And finally ... just to add ... Electronic handbrakes remind me of Vauxhall's utterly utterly pointless attempt at 'improving' the indicator stalk, by preventing it staying in the left and right position, and having it immediately return to the central/off position.
Unfortunately BMW tried this as well, although their implementation doesn't seem as bad...
I think every car I've driven in the last 10yrs is like that now?

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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GSE said:
wst said:
Can't think why electronic handbrakes exist. They're lighter than mechanical systems, easier to package, harder to use incorrectly, cheaper.
If they are so wonderful, why do so many people complain about them?
Because people hate change, still hark back to yesteryear or just like complaining? wink

va1o

16,032 posts

207 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Ares said:
Triumph Man said:
GSE said:
And finally ... just to add ... Electronic handbrakes remind me of Vauxhall's utterly utterly pointless attempt at 'improving' the indicator stalk, by preventing it staying in the left and right position, and having it immediately return to the central/off position.
Unfortunately BMW tried this as well, although their implementation doesn't seem as bad...
I think every car I've driven in the last 10yrs is like that now?
No it's only a few brands. VAG for example never bothered

BMW have gone the other way with the latest generation models reverting back to standard indicator stalks!

wst

3,494 posts

161 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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GSE said:
If they are so wonderful, why do so many people complain about them?
Selection bias. No-one waxes lyrical about how good a handbrake is. I'd suggest you aren't seeing a statistically significant number of complaints about them.

Plenty of people complain about change, even if it's objectively better. There is a measure of having to learn how new things work (I thought "sod this" with my first EPB because it was on the dashboard and I didn't know it had auto-release, so I was constantly pressing the button in queues... but I soon learned) and some people don't earn the right to complain because they are reluctant to put the slightest effort into learning something new.

It's like how my parents complain about computers, despite spending no time bothering to learn how to use them and not making any sort of connection between "I do this" and "it does that".

Edited by wst on Wednesday 25th April 11:45

GSE

2,341 posts

239 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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wst said:
election bias. No-one waxes lyrical about how good a handbrake is. I'd suggest you aren't seeing a statistically significant number of complaints about them.

Plenty of people complain about change, even if it's objectively better. There is a measure of having to learn how new things work (I thought "sod this" with my first EPB because it was on the dashboard and I didn't know it had auto-release, so I was constantly pressing the button in queues... but I soon learned) and some people don't earn the right to complain because they are reluctant to put the slightest effort into learning something new.

It's like how my parents complain about computers, despite spending no time bothering to learn how to use them and not making any sort of connection between "I do this" and "it does that".

Edited by wst on Wednesday 25th April 11:45
Fair enough. In ten years time all cars will have epb's and hopefully by then they will have ironed out all the bugs wink You have probably gathered by now that i don't like automatic gearboxes either. All this new tech just dumbs down interaction between the driver and the vehicle, and thus dumbs down the driving experience (what's left of it) in my opinion. May be when I get really old I will appreciate the 'benefits' of an epb and an automatic gearbox.

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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GSE said:
Fair enough. In ten years time all cars will have epb's and hopefully by then they will have ironed out all the bugs wink You have probably gathered by now that i don't like automatic gearboxes either. All this new tech just dumbs down interaction between the driver and the vehicle, and thus dumbs down the driving experience (what's left of it) in my opinion. May be when I get really old I will appreciate the 'benefits' of an epb and an automatic gearbox.
Or maybe you'll just drag yourself into the current century and stop playing Victor Meldrew wink

Do you remember when this was all fields? And we had jumpers of goalposts? Nothing made like it used to be? Kids today.....

3795mpower

486 posts

130 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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I’m not a fan.
Every Passat or Insignia I’ve been in exhibits clutch judder.
I believe a lot of this is down to pulling away against the auto park brake,
It takes a lot of torque before they release.
All this slack is taken up by the poor clutch.

Fine in autos I suppose, not so nice in manuals.

I also like the finesse of clutch vs handbrake when it comes to manual hill starts.

Yep it’s a no from me.

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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3795mpower said:
I’m not a fan.
Every Passat or Insignia I’ve been in exhibits clutch judder.
I believe a lot of this is down to pulling away against the auto park brake,
It takes a lot of torque before they release.
All this slack is taken up by the poor clutch.
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er.......the idea is to disengage a parking brake before setting off??

See definitions of 'parking' for further details wink

GSE

2,341 posts

239 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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Ares said:
er.......the idea is to disengage a parking brake before setting off??

See definitions of 'parking' for further details wink
er .... I thought electronic parking brakes were supposed to do it automatically???

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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GSE said:
Ares said:
er.......the idea is to disengage a parking brake before setting off??

See definitions of 'parking' for further details wink
er .... I thought electronic parking brakes were supposed to do it automatically???
Er....no That's auto-hold/auto parking brake.

And electronic parking brake is just an electric version of a manual parking brake. From a user perspective it is a little flap to life up/down rather than a big lever. Some may also have an auto-on function, I've never driven one with an auto-off function.

GSE

2,341 posts

239 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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Ares said:
Er....no That's auto-hold/auto parking brake.

And electronic parking brake is just an electric version of a manual parking brake. From a user perspective it is a little flap to life up/down rather than a big lever. Some may also have an auto-on function, I've never driven one with an auto-off function.
Ares, ahh, I see, thanks for that. [victormeldrew=on] I see that a full investigation into bloody e-l-e-c-t-r-o-n-i-c handbrakes is needed before we buy our next car! [victormeldrew=off]

Apologies for being a bit slow at the back here, I'll leave you to it biggrin

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Thursday 26th April 2018
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GSE said:
Ares said:
Er....no That's auto-hold/auto parking brake.

And electronic parking brake is just an electric version of a manual parking brake. From a user perspective it is a little flap to life up/down rather than a big lever. Some may also have an auto-on function, I've never driven one with an auto-off function.
Ares, ahh, I see, thanks for that. [victormeldrew=on] I see that a full investigation into bloody e-l-e-c-t-r-o-n-i-c handbrakes is needed before we buy our next car! [victormeldrew=off]

Apologies for being a bit slow at the back here, I'll leave you to it biggrin
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