RE: BMW M3 CS: Driven

Author
Discussion

Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
Actus Reus said:
People bang on about the £30k Golf, well, behold the £90k 3 series.

I just can't get excited about M cars these days. I've no idea what it is about them, but since the E46 they've missed the mark quite badly.
Have you driven many?

PHMatt

608 posts

149 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
I think you have to be pretty hateful and prejudiced towards BMW to say the M3/4 is not a very nice looking car.

If it had an Alfa badge stuck on the nose people would have a permanent semi. The flares, the lines, the lights, the proportions, it's all right, all how it should be.

The E9X M's looked a bit bland and often hard to spot from a nice 335 M Sport, but these are unquestionably a different car from their stablemates .

Some one alluded to not being able to walk past a 600bhp M5 to buy one of these. I can think of a few reasons why you would

An M5 is more expensive with no options ticked. It'll be a lot lot more with carbon brakes etc.
It won't be a special addition, it'll be a "standard" one.
Because of the above there's no chance of investment and resale value one day (slim chance on the M3 CS)
It'll be a much bigger car. It's not a little bit bigger, it's a lot bigger.


Actus Reus

4,234 posts

156 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
Ares said:
Have you driven many?
E92 and F80. None of the 5 or 6 series models, which are the ones I probably like the most (but don't know any owners).

Much as people bemoan PH talking about price, I cannot fathom why you'd want a £90k M3 over a 991.2. If you really MUST have four doors, I don't see the value in buying something so fast, either. I'd never drive an M3 even near its potential with passengers.

As I said - these fast saloons miss the mark for me, BMWs in particular.

Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
Actus Reus said:
Ares said:
Have you driven many?
E92 and F80. None of the 5 or 6 series models, which are the ones I probably like the most (but don't know any owners).

Much as people bemoan PH talking about price, I cannot fathom why you'd want a £90k M3 over a 991.2. If you really MUST have four doors, I don't see the value in buying something so fast, either. I'd never drive an M3 even near its potential with passengers.

As I said - these fast saloons miss the mark for me, BMWs in particular.
In that case, I can't see why you can't even get excited by them? Perhaps not the pinnacle or automotive perfection, but not not get in any way excited by driving an M3/M4 sound disingenuous IMO.

And yes, this Ltd Ed is 991 money, but it's a Ltd Ed, the base car, or at least the CP, comes in at not much over half the price.....and you do know you are allowed to drive the car without 4 passengers in sometimes? And at other time with 4 passengers?

The idea is to have a car that can give fast performance AND family/load-lugging. The two occurrences don't have to happen together to make the car relevant wink

What should fast saloons offer to hit the mark for you? Because for me, they (M3/QV/C63s) hit the mark near perfectly.

Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
PHMatt said:
I think you have to be pretty hateful and prejudiced towards BMW to say the M3/4 is not a very nice looking car.

If it had an Alfa badge stuck on the nose people would have a permanent semi. The flares, the lines, the lights, the proportions, it's all right, all how it should be.
Detractors can't see past the badge though wink

F1GTRUeno

6,360 posts

219 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
Actus Reus said:
E92 and F80. None of the 5 or 6 series models, which are the ones I probably like the most (but don't know any owners).

Much as people bemoan PH talking about price, I cannot fathom why you'd want a £90k M3 over a 991.2. If you really MUST have four doors, I don't see the value in buying something so fast, either. I'd never drive an M3 even near its potential with passengers.

As I said - these fast saloons miss the mark for me, BMWs in particular.
Guess what?

There are 7.6 billion people on the planet and they all have different things that they like.

Actus Reus

4,234 posts

156 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
Ares said:
In that case, I can't see why you can't even get excited by them? Perhaps not the pinnacle or automotive perfection, but not not get in any way excited by driving an M3/M4 sound disingenuous IMO.

And yes, this Ltd Ed is 991 money, but it's a Ltd Ed, the base car, or at least the CP, comes in at not much over half the price.....and you do know you are allowed to drive the car without 4 passengers in sometimes? And at other time with 4 passengers?

The idea is to have a car that can give fast performance AND family/load-lugging. The two occurrences don't have to happen together to make the car relevant wink

What should fast saloons offer to hit the mark for you? Because for me, they (M3/QV/C63s) hit the mark near perfectly.
I'm a fully paid member of the light is best school of thought when it comes to having fun - thus I'd rather have something for family duties and then something for fun. May not be possible for some people and that's fine, I'm not suggesting in any way that it's a bad car - just not for me. To answer the question though, I guess they'd need to be lighter and a bit easier to enjoy at lower speeds.

To that end I'd be happy for BMW to chuck all this M3 stuff in the bin, and make me an affordable, fast, roadster. Not gonna happen obvs.

Actus Reus

4,234 posts

156 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
F1GTRUeno said:
Guess what?

There are 7.6 billion people on the planet and they all have different things that they like.
Yeah. I was just saying what I like. I'll let you speak for the other 7.6bn.

Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
Actus Reus said:
I'm a fully paid member of the light is best school of thought when it comes to having fun - thus I'd rather have something for family duties and then something for fun. May not be possible for some people and that's fine, I'm not suggesting in any way that it's a bad car - just not for me. To answer the question though, I guess they'd need to be lighter and a bit easier to enjoy at lower speeds.

To that end I'd be happy for BMW to chuck all this M3 stuff in the bin, and make me an affordable, fast, roadster. Not gonna happen obvs.
Having done the 2 car thing, I realised a single car was better - I spent majority of time in one of my 2-car set-ups wishing I was in the other.....especially the daily driver that I wished was a little/lot more fun.

Now getting into one car that can give 90/95/99% of the thrills of a sportscar but all the practicality of a family car was a perfect solution. To that end, the notion of a lightweight car (or more lightweight than the 1500/1600kg current breed) is not feasible in the current world, unless you are going to bring in more compromise than you can trade-off.

BMW are not about lightweight sports cars, never have been. That's Lotus/Caterham/etc. BMW (and their contemporaries) give, and have always given, driving thrill in a sensible package.

I do agree on the M3 at slow speeds though, thats one of areas I think they lose a massive amount of ground to the competitors. Feel heavy below 7/10th, and above 7/10ths you are typically too fast for anything but a quick squirt on a public highway.

SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

235 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
F1GTRUeno said:
Actus Reus said:
E92 and F80. None of the 5 or 6 series models, which are the ones I probably like the most (but don't know any owners).

Much as people bemoan PH talking about price, I cannot fathom why you'd want a £90k M3 over a 991.2. If you really MUST have four doors, I don't see the value in buying something so fast, either. I'd never drive an M3 even near its potential with passengers.

As I said - these fast saloons miss the mark for me, BMWs in particular.
Guess what?

There are 7.6 billion people on the planet and they all have different things that they like.
Having you been watching that sanitary towel ad?

Actus Reus

4,234 posts

156 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
Ares said:
Having done the 2 car thing, I realised a single car was better - I spent majority of time in one of my 2-car set-ups wishing I was in the other.....especially the daily driver that I wished was a little/lot more fun.

Now getting into one car that can give 90/95/99% of the thrills of a sportscar but all the practicality of a family car was a perfect solution. To that end, the notion of a lightweight car (or more lightweight than the 1500/1600kg current breed) is not feasible in the current world, unless you are going to bring in more compromise than you can trade-off.

BMW are not about lightweight sports cars, never have been. That's Lotus/Caterham/etc. BMW (and their contemporaries) give, and have always given, driving thrill in a sensible package.

I do agree on the M3 at slow speeds though, thats one of areas I think they lose a massive amount of ground to the competitors. Feel heavy below 7/10th, and above 7/10ths you are typically too fast for anything but a quick squirt on a public highway.
Yeah, I think our usage differs - during the week I'm on a train, at the weekend I'm with the family so 200hp is enough, or I'm on my own, whereupon lightweight and ideally fun below 80mph is key. I almost never 'go to places' in a car, on my own. If an opportunity to drive for fun appears, it's because I've had to go looking for it.

If I used it to commute or actually for work, different story (at that point I'd want a QV I think - never so much as sat in one, but love the looks).

In my shoes though, £90k (or whatever you'd actually have to really pay for one of these) would be spent on a boring family hack and then perhaps an Exige V6. Indeed that's exactly what I am planning to do (or something similar anyway).

SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

235 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
Ares said:
Actus Reus said:
I'm a fully paid member of the light is best school of thought when it comes to having fun - thus I'd rather have something for family duties and then something for fun. May not be possible for some people and that's fine, I'm not suggesting in any way that it's a bad car - just not for me. To answer the question though, I guess they'd need to be lighter and a bit easier to enjoy at lower speeds.

To that end I'd be happy for BMW to chuck all this M3 stuff in the bin, and make me an affordable, fast, roadster. Not gonna happen obvs.
Having done the 2 car thing, I realised a single car was better - I spent majority of time in one of my 2-car set-ups wishing I was in the other.....especially the daily driver that I wished was a little/lot more fun.

Now getting into one car that can give 90/95/99% of the thrills of a sportscar but all the practicality of a family car was a perfect solution. To that end, the notion of a lightweight car (or more lightweight than the 1500/1600kg current breed) is not feasible in the current world, unless you are going to bring in more compromise than you can trade-off.

BMW are not about lightweight sports cars, never have been. That's Lotus/Caterham/etc. BMW (and their contemporaries) give, and have always given, driving thrill in a sensible package.

I do agree on the M3 at slow speeds though, thats one of areas I think they lose a massive amount of ground to the competitors. Feel heavy below 7/10th, and above 7/10ths you are typically too fast for anything but a quick squirt on a public highway.
They don't give me 95% of the thrills. Maybe 45% at best. Which is fine and those are your expectations.

Mackofthejungle

1,073 posts

196 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
A 3 series is never rare. Silly money for what I'm sure is a decent car, but I honestly don't get it anymore. The powertrains of almost every new car are indistinguishable. I'm sure the Alfa sounds a little better, but it's on a scale of dull to bland.

An M3 was an event - a little piece of exotic for the every day slog. Now I'm not sure why anyone would bother. It never was about speed, but it's become all anything's about now. An absence of character has to be compensated for somehow I suppose, but I would never buy anything that didn't charm.

Wills2

22,894 posts

176 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
Gameface said:
Wills2 said:
p1stonhead said:
Isn’t the current one very well received?

E46 was a long time ago.

I thought the V8 was also well reviewed.
Yes but this is PH and this is a new car that costs a lot therefore it must be slated, it's the law.
No it wasn't.

The current model was very poorly received at launch.

It's subsequently been honed with the competition pack etc and is a better car for it now.
No it wasn't there is a difference in pointing out a cars short comings in a review (what car doesn't have those?) and it being poorly received.

Here's some bloke who thinks he knows what he's talking about receiving it poorly...not.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqGX7Y0GZXE





Edited by Wills2 on Monday 21st May 15:20

Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
SidewaysSi said:
They don't give me 95% of the thrills. Maybe 45% at best. Which is fine and those are your expectations.
You just need a better car/bigger budget wink

Bencolem

1,020 posts

240 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
Ricky Lane said:
There's Alcantara on the centre-console and dashboard, which is economical with switchgear but exhibits no meaningful lack of functionality.
Is Ricky Lane a pseudonym by Nic Cackett? Another article with flowery writing where I’m not sure if the car is good or not...

fido

16,809 posts

256 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
Mackofthejungle said:
A 3 series is never rare. Silly money for what I'm sure is a decent car, but I honestly don't get it anymore. The powertrains of almost every new car are indistinguishable. I'm sure the Alfa sounds a little better, but it's on a scale of dull to bland.
This - you have everything from an M140 to the M3 CS using a turbo'd straight six with practically the same displacement - thus robbing them somewhat of individuality. I think my next car will probably be an M140 with aftermarket diff, suspension and tune - it might not be an 'M' but it will at least feel special.


Edited by fido on Monday 21st May 15:30

brightbluesmurf

78 posts

75 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
Too heavy for an M even the M2 is no light weight. A worthy miss.

Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
Bencolem said:
Ricky Lane said:
There's Alcantara on the centre-console and dashboard, which is economical with switchgear but exhibits no meaningful lack of functionality.
Is Ricky Lane a pseudonym by Nic Cackett? Another article with flowery writing where I’m not sure if the car is good or not...
Made sense to me?

The dashboard and console are covered in Alcantara, and they don't have too many buttons/switches, but doesn't lack any real functionality because of it?

I sometimes wonder if PH needs to dumb down to words with less than 2 syllables wink

SeeSaw

39 posts

161 months

Monday 21st May 2018
quotequote all
On thing I did spot in the review that I don't think I had read before was:

"Being a saloon, this is also a stiffer car than the M4 CS".

Where does that come from? Accepted fact? Why should that be the case? In some respects you might expect the opposite to be true with a bigger gap in the shell where the doors would be.

Is this a case of PH make believe?