Two Knobs - Ferrari vs Porsche

[monzaxjr]

Steamer said:

What is that all up the front of the Porsche? - Looks like someone has thrown a curry at it!

The contents of young Harlteys stlocker escaping as he ran away. Scumbag that he is.

[impprobable]

The locals thought it was a scene from the next "curry on" movie.....

[agtlaw]

Korma?

[Steamer]

agtlaw said:

Korma?

looks Phall

.. actually that one does'nt work when its written down

[Rogue86]

Steamer said:

What is that all up the front of the Porsche? - Looks like someone has thrown a curry at it!

He came round the Korma too fast.

[impprobable]

"it got all argy bhaji on the roundabout" then Hartley said " my breaks broke"

[Smacko]

Should have jailed the .

[Pan Pan Pan]

TooMany2cvs said:

buggalugs said:

Chicken Korma must be worth what, £6.50? Not sure I’d throw that away to make some vaguely racist art piece. Also the mither of going back and getting another one.

Thinking about it did anyone order two Korma’s about 15 minutes apart that night? There’s your culprit...

Anybody who eats a korma is deeply suspect anyway, tbh.

Yup! Beaten only by someone who eats a mild lamb passanda.

[Pan Pan Pan]

Composite Guru said:

This is what you get when you let morons get behind the wheel of fast cars.

Yup! the particularly amusing ones are those who hire a fast car that they cannot drive for their wedding day, and very often end up totaling it.
Wonder how that makes them feel during the service / wedding reception? If they are not banged up at the nearest police station, that is

[Drclarke]

monzaxjr said:

The contents of young Harlteys stlocker escaping as he ran away. Scumbag that he is.

I thought I read on here that despite outward appearances they were financially broke, or maybe that’s the other brother?

[jonwm]

A1VDY said:

Ref Tom Hartley's stock. What is it with all their cars picture being taken in that big flood that seems to continually be there..??

Glad it's not just me that wandered that

[Sport220]

Seen that guy talk in a few SCD videos, what an absolute be***end

[Zoon]

Drclarke said:

I thought I read on here that despite outward appearances they were financially broke, or maybe that’s the other brother?

Doubt it, he's worth a few million.

[Durzel]

Butter Face said:

Probably got some emotional discount on the fact his Mrs gave birth a week ago. Sticking him in jail for 9 months would have been a lot harder on him that banning him for 2 years!

Why should that matter though?

Maybe I'm being harsh but he got his missus pregnant AFTER this all happened.

[CKY]

Memories are a funny thing - the Pagani Zonda being binned in a tunnel by some brainless wonder reminded me of this fracas. Funny going back through and reading it, gives one a refreshed hatred for all things Hartley