Sold vehicle privately - buyer wants me to pay for repairs

[Burwood]

98elise said:

Burwood said:

OpulentBob said:

Have you got his address? Send the prick one of your turds in an envelope, with a big X in lipstick on it.

No time for scammers.

Good way to get a criminal record

Turds don't contain your DNA so they will have a hard time proving it's yours

Incorrect. It’s been tested in court before.

[Cupramax]

Burwood said:

98elise said:

Burwood said:

OpulentBob said:

Have you got his address? Send the prick one of your turds in an envelope, with a big X in lipstick on it.

No time for scammers.

Good way to get a criminal record

Turds don't contain your DNA so they will have a hard time proving it's yours

Incorrect. It’s been tested in court before.

PHer in talking out of their @rse shocker, how appropriate

[98elise]

Burwood said:

98elise said:

Burwood said:

OpulentBob said:

Have you got his address? Send the prick one of your turds in an envelope, with a big X in lipstick on it.

No time for scammers.

Good way to get a criminal record

Turds don't contain your DNA so they will have a hard time proving it's yours

Incorrect. It’s been tested in court before.

That only proves you've been in contact with said poo....it doesn't mean it's yours

[Leicester Loyal]

DoubleD said:

Exactly. He has been told this a few times now!

Some people just don't want to listen.

[ruggedscotty]

ought coming out of you will have dna in it, poo will have cells from your intestines that can be traced back to you.

[DocJock]

98elise said:

Burwood said:

98elise said:

Burwood said:

OpulentBob said:

Have you got his address? Send the prick one of your turds in an envelope, with a big X in lipstick on it.

No time for scammers.

Good way to get a criminal record

Turds don't contain your DNA so they will have a hard time proving it's yours

Incorrect. It’s been tested in court before.

That only proves you've been in contact with said poo....it doesn't mean it's yours

The DNA-containing, squamous cells from your intestinal lining, being distributed throughout said turd actually do prove it's yours.

[cmaguire]

InitialDave said:

DocJock said:

SImply untrue.

Might contain someone else's if you've had a particularly good time the previous evening...

Do you bat for the other side?

[InitialDave]

cmaguire said:

Do you bat for the other side?

Afraid not, no.

[gazza285]

Burwood said:

98elise said:

Burwood said:

OpulentBob said:

Have you got his address? Send the prick one of your turds in an envelope, with a big X in lipstick on it.

No time for scammers.

Good way to get a criminal record

Turds don't contain your DNA so they will have a hard time proving it's yours

Incorrect. It’s been tested in court before.

Must have smelled a bit, couldn't they test it in a laboratory instead?

[Wacky Racer]

This thread's turning to st.

Can we get back on topic...….

[Burwood]

Wacky Racer said:

This thread's turning to st.

Can we get back on topic...….

Lol