Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 13]

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Krikkit

26,529 posts

181 months

Tuesday 15th January 2019
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r129sl said:
Now, go to a petrol station, take a picture and post it here.
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0a

23,901 posts

194 months

Tuesday 15th January 2019
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r129sl said:
^^^Congratulations!

From memory the Haynes Manuel doesn’t cover the post-1993 4v engines. Pretty much everything else is the same however. The E-Class Oener’s Bible isn’t bad either.

Bulb out warning light. Check number plate bulbs in tailgate. Also side lights. And check when the warning light comes on: only when you activate the circuit with the dud bulb will it come on. So if you’ve a brake light out, it won’t illuminate until you press the brake pedal. It’s a reliable system generally and doesn’t give false alarms.

CrossClimates would be an excellent tyre for this car.

Squeaking from the front in slow corners sig worn front ball joints. Get them repaired. Unless it’s a 320 or 300-24 it’s a cheap repair, £25 part, less than an hour per side. Failure is pretty catastrophic so it’s worth sorting.

Now, go to a petrol station, take a picture and post it here.
Indeed! Where’s the picture?

The groaning like an old ship will be ball joints as r129 says. Failure is bad, but they also degrade from “annoying noise” to totally unacceptable within a few miles, so get them sorted.

bolide

577 posts

254 months

Tuesday 15th January 2019
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r129sl said:
^^^Congratulations!

From memory the Haynes Manuel doesn’t cover the post-1993 4v engines. Pretty much everything else is the same however. The E-Class Oener’s Bible isn’t bad either.

Bulb out warning light. Check number plate bulbs in tailgate. Also side lights. And check when the warning light comes on: only when you activate the circuit with the dud bulb will it come on. So if you’ve a brake light out, it won’t illuminate until you press the brake pedal. It’s a reliable system generally and doesn’t give false alarms.

CrossClimates would be an excellent tyre for this car.

Squeaking from the front in slow corners sig worn front ball joints. Get them repaired. Unless it’s a 320 or 300-24 it’s a cheap repair, £25 part, less than an hour per side. Failure is pretty catastrophic so it’s worth sorting.

Now, go to a petrol station, take a picture and post it here.
That pretty much covers it...

I've had bulb fail warnings on W124s that have only been solved by replacing L+R pairs of bulbs

Also, on estates at least, the sidelights are 5 W pre-facelift and 10 W post-facelift and fitting the wrong bulbs brings up the bulb warning

Nick Froome

Zonergem

1,368 posts

92 months

Tuesday 15th January 2019
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If it's a 1996 S124 then won't it be using the lower control arms with welded ball joints, or was that only the larger engined/braked models.

Apropos of nothing I saw an E36 S124 that has been abandoned at the car storage facility where Lowtimer and I hoard our cars. Rusty old shed with 340k miles on it, but still a wantable thing if just for the bodykit.

SL2 is still available, now with new rear subframe bushes and a replacement diff with lovely fresh fluid. Baister may have put me away here but at least he was quick about it.

Edited by Zonergem on Tuesday 15th January 22:11

Croutons

9,884 posts

166 months

Tuesday 15th January 2019
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T0M said:
2000 S320. Arch shows some rust. Interior looks decently specced though with not much to report on MOT history?

http://www.hampshiremotorhouse.co.uk/used-cars/mer...
Stinky diesel or V8 in moody black with black (and also a gold arch)? Low miles and some honesty, haven't checked MOT tbh.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/mercedes-s...

bob-lad

2,212 posts

105 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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The "out of balance" tyres could be flat spots if it hasn't moved for a while. Pump the tyres up and go for a drive until the tyres are properly warm. If that doesn't help round them off again replace as planned.

I would suggest anything other than cross climates for a Jag, but as this isn't a Jag, feel free to ignore that.

Other than that, enjoy smile

mondayo

1,825 posts

263 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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It's an old a4 2.8 quattro, quite a bit under budget. I'm mainly posting it for the only picture in the ad......it's a smasher.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201...

Barchettaman

6,313 posts

132 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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Northbrook said:
Gentlemen, I am one of you ??



- Car needs tyres before long. I'm thinking of Michelin CrossClimates in 195/65/15 91H flavour, to give year-round confidence (winter tyre convert here). Is there anything better (comfort & usability) for ~£65 per corner? I'm not anticipating hard use.
That is an excellent idea, particularly at that price!

Enjoy the new purchase.

r129sl

9,518 posts

203 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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mondayo said:
It's an old a4 2.8 quattro, quite a bit under budget. I'm mainly posting it for the only picture in the ad......it's a smasher.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201...
£400?! Seems like a bargain. Can’t say I’m even terribly put off by the picture but, you know, beggars, choosers and all that. Besides, I’m probably a lot older than you.

Krikkit

26,529 posts

181 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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r129sl said:
mondayo said:
It's an old a4 2.8 quattro, quite a bit under budget. I'm mainly posting it for the only picture in the ad......it's a smasher.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201...
£400?! Seems like a bargain. Can’t say I’m even terribly put off by the picture but, you know, beggars, choosers and all that. Besides, I’m probably a lot older than you.
I miss the "using the Mrs to sell a car" thread. It did get a bit lewd mind.

layercake

422 posts

104 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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Some shocking news, surprised myself too, got my old shed back (w203, c220 cdi, 2001) from the man today, and I have to say I missed it, and actually prefer it to the e39 which i have been using on and off for the last few months, with a view to replacing the old girl but have now changed my mind.


W00DY

15,492 posts

226 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-BMW-523-2-5i-auto-...

If you like green everywhere, but want to keep it very subtle.

Looks like a good car and the usual rust spots look clean from here.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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W00DY said:
It's just the car, isn't it? Everything else is some weak or strong variety of Not As Good.

I know modern cars are 'better', but, they're just not.

longblackcoat

5,047 posts

183 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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SpeckledJim said:
It's just the car, isn't it? Everything else is some weak or strong variety of Not As Good.

I know modern cars are 'better', but, they're just not.
Not sure I agree. I had a lovely late-model E39 530i, which I thought was utterly brilliant. My W221 (OK, it's a more modern design) has now supplanted it as the car in my mind. It's just lovely, and only just above thread budget .

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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longblackcoat said:
SpeckledJim said:
It's just the car, isn't it? Everything else is some weak or strong variety of Not As Good.

I know modern cars are 'better', but, they're just not.
Not sure I agree. I had a lovely late-model E39 530i, which I thought was utterly brilliant. My W221 (OK, it's a more modern design) has now supplanted it as the car in my mind. It's just lovely, and only just above thread budget .
I'm a happy enough W221 owner, but in comparison with the E39, it's got half a dozen 'too x', 'too y', 'too z' type weaknesses.

There are places I feel a prat arriving in the W221. There's literally nowhere I'd be uncomfortable arriving in a clean original E39.

E65Ross

35,088 posts

212 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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longblackcoat said:
SpeckledJim said:
It's just the car, isn't it? Everything else is some weak or strong variety of Not As Good.

I know modern cars are 'better', but, they're just not.
Not sure I agree. I had a lovely late-model E39 530i, which I thought was utterly brilliant. My W221 (OK, it's a more modern design) has now supplanted it as the car in my mind. It's just lovely, and only just above thread budget .
The W221 is a much nicer place to spend miles compared to an E39 IMO. I also think the E38 is nicer than the E39. If it's something a bit more driver oriented and bargey, I think the F10 5 series is also better.

GhostWKD

499 posts

213 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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So as mentioned earlier in the thread I'm taking custody of my mothers Audi A8 for the next few months. It uses the devils fuel I'm afraid however otherwise is a perfectly nice barge to waft around in. Believe they're availiable for thread budget money, much to the disagreement of my mother who insisted it's still worth a large portion of what she bought it for when it was Audi approved used and just 3 years old iirc.

Genuinely lovely drive, feel the weight compared to my other/recent cars but can easily allow for this given the comfort it gives on the commute. The autobox is nice enough but does seem to take its time changing gears - that said my only experience of autos has been unholy 1.0 ecoboxes on holidays etc so this could be normal of older auto boxes.

No petrol station photo as it still had 400 miles range when I picked it up so you'll have to make do with a 'made it home' photo.



How I get on with the car over the 3-4 months I have it will most certainly influence what I get when it is time to hand it back. The Focus ST daily I had is definitely going though and the Noble weekend toy is obviously unaffected by the arrival of the barge biggrin

Rubins4

780 posts

125 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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cornershop said:
Use cling film around the H80
Come again?

Sorry, missed your comment the first time round smile

W00DY

15,492 posts

226 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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SpeckledJim said:
W00DY said:
It's just the car, isn't it? Everything else is some weak or strong variety of Not As Good.

I know modern cars are 'better', but, they're just not.
Well I agree. there are objectively better cars out there, but are they as right?


And for a grand it's insane that you can buy such a thing.

Rubins4

780 posts

125 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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GhostWKD said:
How I get on with the car over the 3-4 months I have it will most certainly influence what I get when it is time to hand it back. The Focus ST daily I had is definitely going though and the Noble weekend toy is obviously unaffected by the arrival of the barge biggrin
I'm not an Audi fan particularly but the A8 I could get on board with. I like the idea of having free run at something for a few months to find out what its really like. I suspect you'll probably enjoy the Noble even more with a move from an ST to a barge, its a bigger jump between the two and you might notice their respective characters more (I know I have in similar circumstances). I had an original Fiesta ST several years ago and it was a complete hooligan, if the Focus ST is anything similar (perhaps more so, given how they are all driven in this part of the world).

Let us know how you get on with the A8 smile



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