Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 13]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 13]

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RicksAlfas

13,408 posts

245 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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derin100 said:
Anyway, I wouldn't say this is a "large glass-topped coffee table". I'd classify this as more of a "medium glass-topped coffee table":

Could you (or someone else) lay under it?
scratchchin

NitJay

11 posts

82 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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Hello, long time lurker, infrequent poster due to my lack of acceptable barge.

A good friend is selling a 2000 e39 528i with 133k on the clock, owned by him and his father for a long time . He hasn't had a sniff yet after a month or so. The ad looks fine, but looking at the MOT History I noticed it states that the brake pipes are corroded, which would put me off.

Am I right in thinking this is a big job on these (fuel tank drop etc)? Anyone have an experience in getting this done and approximate costs? It's both front and rears that are down as advisories.

Can't decide whether to advise him to drop the price/get it done or just keep waiting. It's also got a misty/condensation filled front headlight, is there an easy fix for this, or should it be replaced to lighten up the front-end?

Bit of a double edged post this, as if the price goes low enough I'd probably take it off him as I love the ride, balloon style tyres and the straight 6 engine.

Thanks for your help!


Rubins4

780 posts

126 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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RicksAlfas said:
Could you (or someone else) lay under it?
scratchchin
laugh

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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SpeckledJim said:
Never mind all that... You're a Breakfast Show presenter!?

Definitely the best job of any of us, as far as I know. My cup of envy overfloweth.
He's basically PH's Alan Partridge.

Salmonofdoubt

1,413 posts

69 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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Pothole said:
SpeckledJim said:
Never mind all that... You're a Breakfast Show presenter!?

Definitely the best job of any of us, as far as I know. My cup of envy overfloweth.
He's basically PH's Alan Partridge.
:Hehe:

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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Salmonofdoubt said:
Pothole said:
SpeckledJim said:
Never mind all that... You're a Breakfast Show presenter!?

Definitely the best job of any of us, as far as I know. My cup of envy overfloweth.
He's basically PH's Alan Partridge.
:Hehe:
I love Alan Partridge dearly, but he has ruined my life.

I spend every waking moment trying and often failing to police my inner Partridge. It's awful. My cross to bear.


dbdb

4,327 posts

174 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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That Sierra is an incredible survivor! I like the Mustang.

Salmonofdoubt

1,413 posts

69 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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SpeckledJim said:
I love Alan Partridge dearly, but he has ruined my life.

I spend every waking moment trying and often failing to police my inner Partridge. It's awful. My cross to bear.
I'm just worried that Derin is now one of the sex people.

BorniteIdentity

1,055 posts

131 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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SpeckledJim said:
BorniteIdentity said:
Hello gang.

Because I did this. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshi...

And because of looming uncertainty at work

I probably need to sell a car.

Now I'm joined at the hip/wing to my Ford Sierra Base. I mean - who wouldn't be?

Ford Sierra Base and Ford Mustang V8 by Bornite Identity, on Flickr

My Avensis is worth £200 owing to the fact it's 20 years old and got 243,000 on the clock. The Granvia is the only 7 seater we have.

Which leaves this. My fave.

My Mercedes 190. by Bornite Identity, on Flickr

My Mercedes 190 by Bornite Identity, on Flickr


What are we looking at value wise do you think? It's a spartan carb powered example with no sunroof and medium red cloth. 97k. Fat Envelope of pretty much every bill ever including the order form from 1989. I think I got it a little cheap at £1400 because it was January and badly photographed. It may also be that I got it at the right price. I just don't know. Full MOT, no advisories.

Any help appreciated. I don't really want to, but I may need to.
Never mind all that... You're a Breakfast Show presenter!?

Definitely the best job of any of us, as far as I know. My cup of envy overfloweth.
Meh. I play the same songs I did yesterday and enjoy the sound of my own voice. I’m likely moving station in the not too distant and there might be a gap between the gigs. Hence this potential disposal.

I could never sell the Sierra. It’s irreplaceable. In the 3 years I’ve had it, extensive research leads be to truly believe it’s the only grey grille base model left in the UK. There’s a large part of me in that car too. Plus it’s flipping worthless (!)

derin100

5,214 posts

244 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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Rubins4 said:
RicksAlfas said:
Could you (or someone else) lay under it?
scratchchin
laugh
Categorically......NO !!! mad


4941cc

25,867 posts

207 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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derin100 said:
Anyway, I wouldn't say this is a "large glass-topped coffee table". I'd classify this as more of a "medium glass-topped coffee table":

Big enough for one person to lie underneath whilst one or two others participate in *activities* above...

tobinen

9,239 posts

146 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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Midgets, especially

derin100

5,214 posts

244 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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tobinen said:
Midgets, especially
FFS!

laugh

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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And we already thought this thread was niche before this morning.

BigBen

11,650 posts

231 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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BorniteIdentity said:
Excellent work. In a sort of similar tale the S600 Coupe I bought via this thread was originally owned by a family friend and I had been in it a lot when it was new!

Did not realise you were local, I am in Cambourne.

Ben

Krikkit

26,544 posts

182 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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SpeckledJim said:
And we already thought this thread was niche before this morning.
I feel like we should perhaps have another thread somewhere for derin and his weird fetishes wink

tobinen

9,239 posts

146 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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NitJay said:
Hello, long time lurker, infrequent poster due to my lack of acceptable barge.

A good friend is selling a 2000 e39 528i with 133k on the clock, owned by him and his father for a long time . He hasn't had a sniff yet after a month or so. The ad looks fine, but looking at the MOT History I noticed it states that the brake pipes are corroded, which would put me off.

Am I right in thinking this is a big job on these (fuel tank drop etc)? Anyone have an experience in getting this done and approximate costs? It's both front and rears that are down as advisories.

Can't decide whether to advise him to drop the price/get it done or just keep waiting. It's also got a misty/condensation filled front headlight, is there an easy fix for this, or should it be replaced to lighten up the front-end?

Bit of a double edged post this, as if the price goes low enough I'd probably take it off him as I love the ride, balloon style tyres and the straight 6 engine.

Thanks for your help!
Corroded brake pipes is a standard MoT advisory IME. I've had most of my cars over the years with it. Misted headlamps and broken adjusters are standard E39 issues (have a look here: http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?t=... )

Sounds as though your one is around £1,000 - 1,500 at a guess (less is better(. Decent cars overall


Edited by tobinen on Friday 22 February 13:07

derin100

5,214 posts

244 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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Krikkit said:
SpeckledJim said:
And we already thought this thread was niche before this morning.
I feel like we should perhaps have another thread somewhere for derin and his weird fetishes wink
Thousands...no Millions of people have glass coffee tables! I didn't start this filth! mad

I've never heard such nonsense in my life!




Edited by derin100 on Friday 22 February 13:21

NitJay

11 posts

82 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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tobinen said:
Corroded brake pipes is a standard MoT advisory IME. I've had most of my cars over the years with it. Misted headlamps and broken adjusters are standard E39 issues (have a look here: http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?t=... )

Sounds as though your one is around £1,000 - 1,500 at a guess (less is better(. Decent cars overall
Edited by tobinen on Friday 22 February 13:07
Thanks tobinen, particularly for the valuation, my gut feel was that the price was too high (£2.5k) at that mileage. That thread makes for some good reading, think I'll put my wallet back in my pocket - although it might come out again if he sends it to WBAC for £600...

Johnny Raydome

1,429 posts

106 months

Friday 22nd February 2019
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derin100 said:
Krikkit said:
SpeckledJim said:
And we already thought this thread was niche before this morning.
I feel like we should perhaps have another thread somewhere for derin and his weird fetishes wink
Thousands...no Millions of people have glass coffee tables! I didn't start this filth! mad

I've never heard such nonsense in my life!


Are all those keys yours, Derin?

I can hear all the jokes writing themselves just now.

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