RE: Shed of the Week: Citroen AX 106 GTI

RE: Shed of the Week: Citroen AX 106 GTI

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TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

127 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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I would, most certainly. But, since I have proper-adult-male-sized feet (only 10s, not exactly clown shoes territory), I simply cannot drive AXs.

CDP

7,462 posts

255 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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Wedding car?

Gad-Westy

14,578 posts

214 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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CDP said:
Wedding car?

Wildcat45

8,077 posts

190 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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Great shed. I hate it but that's not the point. SOTW should chuck in cars that revolt now and then.

It starts debate because there's always someone who "gets" the car and who is prepared to argue its corner. An example being the Metro - which I defended a few weeks ago.

I've a trend - not on PH - who would love this. A big fan of the AX, he had a string of them. The last one he acquired from a scrappy which he did up. He did this into his late 20s when I ran new cars. They went from necessity to hobby.

A light car with a bit is power like this would appeal to him. I love to see it on his drive next to his XC60 and Z3M Breadvan.

Vitorio

4,296 posts

144 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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defblade said:
Kinda with the this.
Not sure what you'd have to tell the insurance co though... "Has the car been modified in way?" "Get comfy, pick up a long sheet of paper and a new pen...."
Not to mention that i'd be somewhat worried about the standard of work done on the conversion. I'd be over that car with a fine toothed comb before trusting it enough to rag it properly, if the brakes/suspension have a timebomb hidden away, the last place you want to find out is while going 10/10 across a roundabout in what is basically a tin can.

And it looks fking horrible, rollering it flat black seems mandatory on this thing.

Glasgowrob

3,246 posts

122 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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Sort of appeals in a way as said previously. A day with rattle cans and a hacksaw would have this looking more tasteful

But I had an AX GT in the 90s and remember how badly if folded up in a minor shunt


Budget in a full cage if you want to survive carpark dings

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

127 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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Oh, and I s'pose this needs throwing in here...

9m55 BtG Ring lap - in a 700k km AX14D.
https://www.pistonheads.com/news/ph-eurocars/citro...


406dogvan

5,328 posts

266 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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I'm all for tatty cars but I'm still not sure about this...

I recently encountered an early Prius which had, I assumed, been 'shabbied'. There was not a body panel undented or scratched, the paint was faded to many varying degrees, front wheels were the 'spare' style ones while the rears were the posher alloys and the interior was like an explosion in a toolbox.

I approved of it - I thought it was quite cool - "2 fingers to the Pious Prius" I thought.

Then I met the owner - she was about 70 and it became obvious is was not a 'deliberately shabby' car - this was HER car! The damage was all actual damage, the lack of care was actual lack of care and the interior, I suspect, was her (or more likely her cat's) home...

I should have realised as there wasn't a single surf wax sticker in sight...

Vitorio

4,296 posts

144 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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TooMany2cvs said:
Oh, and I s'pose this needs throwing in here...

9m55 BtG Ring lap - in a 700k km AX14D.
https://www.pistonheads.com/news/ph-eurocars/citro...

Wow, makes you wonder how that poor AX managed all that weight of the mans massive cohones...

bristolracer

5,546 posts

150 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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Given the shed budget of £1500 you could buy this and have £900 left over to buy a car.

1781cc

578 posts

95 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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Buy it, track it, laugh a lot

Michael77

55 posts

155 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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Dear God no. Could someone at PistonHeads make sure Tony see's a doctor please, I fear for his well being.

Turkish91

1,088 posts

203 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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I’m 99.9% sure this used to be owned by someone at my work. They used to drive the same route as me and I remember really struggling to shake it off down one of my favourite lanes one afternoon. It certainly goes very well!

Konan

1,842 posts

147 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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Amusing - not sure it's £600 amusing, but you never know.

In a world dull enough for people to get excited over a blue glittery Focus with a farty sounding exhaust, it's a nice antidote article.

mooseracer

1,905 posts

171 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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Surprised by the negativity. It's a laugh - not a fully sorted track car or daily driver. And it's 600 quid.

Howard-

4,953 posts

203 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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What on earth.

P-Jay

10,580 posts

192 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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I like it, the exhaust would have to go, and I'll try to find a red bonnet from the scrappy, but otherwise she's a beut!


vw_stu

9 posts

231 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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so for everyone's info (I'm the owner):

- its not faux-rat, its genuine, I haven't washed it for 10 years and just let the paint fade (its not sanded). The idea was to have a proper sleeper, and as Turkish91 (do you work at Gaydon?) comments, she goes well and keeps up with much faster stuff which was the whole point
- you can drive on the road with conviction and defend your position, because no one else wants to scratch their car, but in this who cares?! Same with parking, there is always an AX sized space somewhere...that gap in that hedge? winner....that space between two cars only 18 inches longer than an AX? winner. Oldandslow has the right mindset.
- the exhaust can be taken off if necessary, its held on with bolts. It's also not hot and you can hold it with your hand (which I demonstrated with great satisfaction to the Copper in Fort William who stopped to discuss it's legality with me)
- mechanically its always been maintained properly (not money no object, but appropriately), and being an Automotive Engineer, I think I know how to build a car properly, so there are no "grenades" hidden waiting to go off
- prior to my stag do it was just faded all over without any of the polished bits, painted wheels, dents or exhaust, they were done for it's final outing to Scotland.
- if you don't "get" this car you obviously have a sense of humour failure

Edited by vw_stu on Friday 29th June 09:58

bungz

1,960 posts

121 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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Vitorio said:
Wow, makes you wonder how that poor AX managed all that weight of the mans massive cohones...
So much this.

Hurtling at great speed towards boundary walls in little more than a coke cans worth of steel and a prayer for protection, not even a helmet!

RacerMike

4,212 posts

212 months

Friday 29th June 2018
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I've had the pleasure (?) of driving this car! My friend/colleague owned/built it and contrary to it's appearance, it's mechanically very well engineered. The 'interesting' additions to it (the graphics and exhaust) were comedy additions for his stag weekend the other week where it ran faultlessly to Scotland and back. Worth noting the stack is removable within a few seconds.

I think with a bit of TLC it could actually be quite tidy. The paint is just naturally patina'd that way, and the blackboard bonnet was an attempt to deal with stone chips I believe. The shiny flag and writing is actually where it's been polished!