RE: Bentley Bentayga V8: Driven

RE: Bentley Bentayga V8: Driven

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Escort3500

11,913 posts

145 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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Limpet said:
Escort3500 said:
Chinese rip-off Bentley is the perfect description. I saw my first one a couple of months ago and couldn’t believe how much worse it looks in the flesh than in the press releases and reviews. Truly vile looking thing.
Looks like a Continental GT shagged a London black cab on a drunken night out. Hideous.
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tr3a

492 posts

227 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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My willy isn't small enough for this.

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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tr3a said:
My willy isn't small enough for this.
Big knob indeed. wink

coppice

8,614 posts

144 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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For when just the one parking space isn't enough for your ego

Own a Cayenne Turbo but still worried you don't stand out in a crowd ?

The car for when enough really isn't as good as a feast because MORE is always better, right ?

Fat car for the anorexic perma- tanned trophy wife

Bentayga ..the car designed to take the worst that South Kensington can throw at it

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

167 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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When I saw the Panamera pictures I thought it looked awful but they look much better in the flesh, as it were. These, however, look bloody awful on paper/on screen and a whole new level of ugly in real life. It's like they looked at an X6 and gave the brief that this SUV must be even more obnoxious, which was a tall order. But fair do's to Bentley, they pulled it off. Respect. I'll assume as it shares most of itself with the Cayenne it will drive like a boat too. A big, heavy, expensive boat.

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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coppice said:
For when just the one parking space isn't enough for your ego

Own a Cayenne Turbo but still worried you don't stand out in a crowd ?

The car for when enough really isn't as good as a feast because MORE is always better, right ?

Fat car for the anorexic perma- tanned trophy wife

Bentayga ..the car designed to take the worst that South Kensington can throw at it
Want some salt with your vinegar??


Or did your wife leave you for a Bentayga owner?

TheGuru

744 posts

101 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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I’ve seen a few of these in Australia and NZ, Chinese Bentley rip-off could be quite accurate, I’ve never yet seen one being driven by anyone other than Chinese people. It’s very obviously a huge status symbol that many of those sorts of wealthy crave.

G13NVL

2,764 posts

84 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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Why so much hate for these? Or just because people can’t afford them themselves? If you want a spacious, luxury, comfy mile eater with good visability ahead, that will waft in almost silence I bet, what else are you going to buy?

TheGuru

744 posts

101 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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G13NVL said:
Why so much hate for these? Or just because people can’t afford them themselves? If you want a spacious, luxury, comfy mile eater with good visability ahead, that will waft in almost silence I bet, what else are you going to buy?
A Range Rover, Rolls Royce Cullinan, BMW X5, Audi Q7, a BMW 7 series, Porsche Cayenne, MB S Class, Audi A8, Lexus LS - dozens of options really

Escort3500

11,913 posts

145 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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TheGuru said:
G13NVL said:
Why so much hate for these? Or just because people can’t afford them themselves? If you want a spacious, luxury, comfy mile eater with good visability ahead, that will waft in almost silence I bet, what else are you going to buy?
A Range Rover, Rolls Royce Cullinan, BMW X5, Audi Q7, a BMW 7 series, Porsche Cayenne, MB S Class, Audi A8, Lexus LS - dozens of options really
Affordability has nothing to do with it for me. I’d take any of the above over that pig-ugly Bentley.

HardtopManual

2,432 posts

166 months

Friday 10th August 2018
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G13NVL said:
Why so much hate for these? Or just because people can’t afford them themselves?
It wouldn't be PH if someone didn't come along and shout "jealous!" when you stated a negative opinion of a car.

For me, it boils down to not liking the styling, not seeing the point of a stupidly quick soft roader, absolutely hating the looks, not liking the image, and not being registered blind.

Maybe it's just that most of PH doesn't move in the sort of circles where they could, in all seriousness, open the car boot and pull a couple of bottles of champagne and some flutes from three integrated red, leather cases. I can think of a few blokes at work who would be all over that sort of thing, but I wouldn't go for a drink with them, so I'll never get to enjoy a glass of champers out of their car boot.

G13NVL

2,764 posts

84 months

Saturday 11th August 2018
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TheGuru said:
G13NVL said:
Why so much hate for these? Or just because people can’t afford them themselves? If you want a spacious, luxury, comfy mile eater with good visability ahead, that will waft in almost silence I bet, what else are you going to buy?
A Range Rover, Rolls Royce Cullinan, BMW X5, Audi Q7, a BMW 7 series, Porsche Cayenne, MB S Class, Audi A8, Lexus LS - dozens of options really
How is a Cullinan less ‘show/impress the neighbours/ or all the other ph phases’ than the Bentley? And I’m assuming as never been in any, that all the rest are not the same league of luxury/ quality of the Bentley?

G13NVL

2,764 posts

84 months

Saturday 11th August 2018
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HardtopManual said:
G13NVL said:
Why so much hate for these? Or just because people can’t afford them themselves?
It wouldn't be PH if someone didn't come along and shout "jealous!" when you stated a negative opinion of a car.

For me, it boils down to not liking the styling, not seeing the point of a stupidly quick soft roader, absolutely hating the looks, not liking the image, and not being registered blind.

Maybe it's just that most of PH doesn't move in the sort of circles where they could, in all seriousness, open the car boot and pull a couple of bottles of champagne and some flutes from three integrated red, leather cases. I can think of a few blokes at work who would be all over that sort of thing, but I wouldn't go for a drink with them, so I'll never get to enjoy a glass of champers out of their car boot.
Yes the styling points is just personal preference, I mean all the other assumptions on the person driving that they are show offs, bully’s, only buy to impress other people, look down on people etc etc sounds like people are down on their own life have to find other reasons to justify why they haven’t got one instead of they haven’t done well enough in life, I can’t afford one neither even a quarter of one but doesn’t get me upset seeing one.

coppice

8,614 posts

144 months

Saturday 11th August 2018
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'Why so much hate' ? Not really hate, just an inner compulsion to mock something so utterly absurd . The fact it is outside my budget is neither here nor there - it is the last thing I'd want to buy. It's an Emperor's clothes thing for me - am I the only one to think that , if a 2 .5 tonne, 200k behemoth, with all the style of a wardrobe, which is way too big for most of the country's roads and all of its car parks is the answer then WTF was the question ?

I used to think common sense and good taste might , y'know , stop monstrosities like this being made but obviously I was wrong . So where will idiocy stop - 8litres, 3 tonnes , 20ft long ? Bigger ?

G13NVL

2,764 posts

84 months

Saturday 11th August 2018
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Is it much bigger than an RR or Q7 though? That’s the same with all modern cars look at the size of the new ford KA compared to the first. If Bentley didn’t grow then in couple years a fiesta would be bigger than it.

DonkeyApple

55,328 posts

169 months

Saturday 11th August 2018
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Tycho

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273 months

Saturday 11th August 2018
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HardtopManual

2,432 posts

166 months

Saturday 11th August 2018
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G13NVL said:
Yes the styling points is just personal preference, I mean all the other assumptions on the person driving that they are show offs, bully’s, only buy to impress other people, look down on people etc etc sounds like people are down on their own life have to find other reasons to justify why they haven’t got one instead of they haven’t done well enough in life, I can’t afford one neither even a quarter of one but doesn’t get me upset seeing one.
I'm not sure why saying that the styling is late-90s Korean and champagne in the boot is naff comes across as getting upset.

FWIW, I don't think the car someone drives has much at all to do with their attitude on the road. There are dheads driving all sorts of stuff, everything from the cheapest heap upwards. I might be a car nut but I commute on a bicycle. I've been close-passed, verbally abused, left-hooked and forced off the road by drivers of 20 year-old Peugeots, Audi Esses, Priuses, Minis, you name it, there will be one being driven by a bellend somewhere.

Escort3500

11,913 posts

145 months

Saturday 11th August 2018
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HardtopManual said:
G13NVL said:
Yes the styling points is just personal preference, I mean all the other assumptions on the person driving that they are show offs, bully’s, only buy to impress other people, look down on people etc etc sounds like people are down on their own life have to find other reasons to justify why they haven’t got one instead of they haven’t done well enough in life, I can’t afford one neither even a quarter of one but doesn’t get me upset seeing one.
I'm not sure why saying that the styling is late-90s Korean and champagne in the boot is naff comes across as getting upset.

FWIW, I don't think the car someone drives has much at all to do with their attitude on the road. There are dheads driving all sorts of stuff, everything from the cheapest heap upwards. I might be a car nut but I commute on a bicycle. I've been close-passed, verbally abused, left-hooked and forced off the road by drivers of 20 year-old Peugeots, Audi Esses, Priuses, Minis, you name it, there will be one being driven by a bellend somewhere.
Correct. Except the PH default setting is they all drive German cars. wink

Yodafone

427 posts

205 months

Saturday 11th August 2018
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For just over 200k you can have one with crashed bent up bonnet look.