RE: 'Coupe' Cayenne shows off new rear wing

RE: 'Coupe' Cayenne shows off new rear wing

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RDMcG

19,198 posts

208 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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I think BMW were early leaders in this inexplicable trend. Take a functional SUV and make it a fastback fright pig. The Porsche will probably sell, but it is just as horrible. It is NOT a sports car, not a useful load carrier,not a proper passenger car but a tall wardrobe on wheels. I have some Porsches but would not even park next to this monster.

Helicopter123

8,831 posts

157 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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It seems off that any commercial manufacturer of cars is lambasted for building cars that buyers actually seem to want.

This is what they are in business to do.

Lotus have already demonstrated that the true market for the cars PH 'keyboard warriors' demand is minute.

Time to accept that new car buyers will buy what they want to, not what some on here think they should.

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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RDMcG said:
I think BMW were early leaders in this inexplicable trend. Take a functional SUV and make it a fastback fright pig. The Porsche will probably sell, but it is just as horrible. It is NOT a sports car, not a useful load carrier,not a proper passenger car but a tall wardrobe on wheels. I have some Porsches but would not even park next to this monster.
Yes, I think the BMW X6 was the first, and I seem to recall it was billed as a "Sports Activity Vehicle".

andyxxx

1,169 posts

228 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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I think it looks good and would have one (don't like the spoiler)

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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RDMcG said:
I think BMW were early leaders in this inexplicable trend. Take a functional SUV and make it a fastback fright pig. The Porsche will probably sell, but it is just as horrible. It is NOT a sports car, not a useful load carrier,not a proper passenger car but a tall wardrobe on wheels. I have some Porsches but would not even park next to this monster.
This is the sort of post it would be good to have a “like” button for. This “coupe” nonsense for fat 4 door cars with a slightly slope-ier rear hatch along with dry weight figures, faux exhausts and vents and the march of suvs as general transport confirms for me that I’m not in touch with most people and that I’ll be happier in my 80’s/90’s Car theme park I’m developing. Please come and get me when the world has swung around to smaller, prettier, more thoughtful cars again, ie, when people have changed.

GhellopeSir

70 posts

81 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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1. Hideous

2. Not a Coupe

Grantstown

974 posts

88 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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Porsche, for most of their existence, have been a sports car manufacturer with an illustrious racing history.

The cayenne helped to bring much needed funds in on the basis of being the most driver focussed SUV on the market. Fair enough.

Now that the company is financially successful and under the umbrella of VAG, why not leave the niche filling to audi and VW? Producing a less practical, uglier Cayenne, with no improvements in performance or driving engagement is surely just weakening the brand. There'll be an overlap in sales with Audi versions anyway, so why risk the long term brand for a modest increase in short term sales, when you factor in sales taken from Audi, or from the normal Cayenne?

Clearly I'm wrong, as they're producing it, and there will be plenty of people out there to buy these who benefit from a far more sophisticated sense of taste and style than me.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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Now Range Rover have abandoned the lovely Evoque convertible there must be a niche for a jacked up "Boxster Allroad 4x4" with electric motors on the front axle...

chrisironside

670 posts

163 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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J4CKO said:
Doesnt weighing two and a bit tonnes produce enough downforce ?
Weighing two and a bit tonnes doesn't produce any... Because mass is totally distinct from downforce.

Paracetamol

4,226 posts

245 months

Saturday 26th January 2019
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I blame China sales chasing for every manufacturer's indiscretions..but it seems that non car people with new money in any geography treat cars as fashion statements and given they hang out with similar folks they achieve what they set out to do...to feel good about making others admire/jelous of what they own.

To us, these things are stupid hidious waste of space...but then I like the Q8 and Urus so perhaps it's a design thing where they can be made to look desirable to petrolhead.

Wills2

22,924 posts

176 months

Saturday 26th January 2019
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I think the current Porsche line up is lovely the panamera and cayenne look great as does the 718 and new 992.

Not sure why everyone is bhing.

Quickmoose

4,499 posts

124 months

Saturday 26th January 2019
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Complaining about posts which lambast or bemoan this product are as insightful and useful as those that moan about the people who like it.

It’s an opinion based discussion forum.
No one is or should be here to convince everyone or anyone that they are ‘right’.

Bottom line, Porsche/VAG see profit, sufficient to invest in all the stuff that goes into making it.

Personally I think it’s dogst. The mk1 Cayenne and Panamera were too but they have been honed into less offensive justifiable products... personally I can’t think of anything they can do to this that’ll make we want or even look at one.

I won’t be insulting anyone that does however.

Mackofthejungle

1,073 posts

196 months

Saturday 26th January 2019
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chrisironside said:
J4CKO said:
Doesnt weighing two and a bit tonnes produce enough downforce ?
Weighing two and a bit tonnes doesn't produce any... Because mass is totally distinct from downforce.
Pretty sure weighing 2.5 tons produces 2.5 tons of downward force.

E65Ross

35,118 posts

213 months

Saturday 26th January 2019
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Mackofthejungle said:
chrisironside said:
J4CKO said:
Doesnt weighing two and a bit tonnes produce enough downforce ?
Weighing two and a bit tonnes doesn't produce any... Because mass is totally distinct from downforce.
Pretty sure weighing 2.5 tons produces 2.5 tons of downward force.
Downforce has nothing to do with the mass.

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 26th January 2019
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E65Ross said:
Downforce has nothing to do with the mass.
The subject here isn't "mass" it's "weight". Aerodynamic downforce adds extra "weight". So the weight of the vehicle when stationary must also exert a downforce.

Ask the tyres. They know this stuff. smile

E65Ross

35,118 posts

213 months

Saturday 26th January 2019
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rockin said:
E65Ross said:
Downforce has nothing to do with the mass.
The subject here isn't "mass" it's "weight". Aerodynamic downforce adds extra "weight". So the weight of the vehicle when stationary must also exert a downforce.

Ask the tyres. They know this stuff. smile
The original comment said downforce, not downward force. I was commenting that weight has no impact on downforce because, by definition, downforce is to do with the aerodynamic properties causing a downward pressure on a moving vehicle,

dimots

3,099 posts

91 months

Monday 28th January 2019
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A pimped up X6 with a matt blue wrap and bodykit tried to race me the other day. Undertook me, very noisily, pulled out in front, and then dropped back in and slowed down, very erratically. In a 40mph limit approaching traffic lights.

The driver was looking in his mirror waiting for any sign that I was ready to race, but I had two kids and wife with me and in case you missed it, it was a 40mph road with traffic lights ahead. Amounted to nothing obviously, but I just remember the hideousness of the vehicle being such a perfect match for the driving style.

I am pretty prejudiced against these things, because I can't understand how anyone can lack enough self awareness to realise what a car like this says about you. Getting a steroid-injected, tribal-tattooed, penis stitched to your forehead would make you look less of a dhead than driving one of these.

stongle

5,910 posts

163 months

Monday 28th January 2019
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dimots said:
A pimped up X6 with a matt blue wrap and bodykit tried to race me the other day. Undertook me, very noisily, pulled out in front, and then dropped back in and slowed down, very erratically. In a 40mph limit approaching traffic lights.

The driver was looking in his mirror waiting for any sign that I was ready to race, but I had two kids and wife with me and in case you missed it, it was a 40mph road with traffic lights ahead. Amounted to nothing obviously, but I just remember the hideousness of the vehicle being such a perfect match for the driving style.

I am pretty prejudiced against these things, because I can't understand how anyone can lack enough self awareness to realise what a car like this says about you. Getting a steroid-injected, tribal-tattooed, penis stitched to your forehead would make you look less of a dhead than driving one of these.
He wanted a race or glaring at you for hoggng the right hand lane?

;-)

Seriously, the matt blue wrap and body kit say's more about that person than choice of vehicle.


4 seat SUVs actually make for comfortable long distance travel - especially if you have to drive a mix of motorway and country lanes. Sure, those requirements come from a small minority of buyers - but there is a use for these vehicles. I drove back to London from North Yorkshire last night in my SUV, and witnessed dhead driving from a whole range of vehicles - it's not the tool for the job, but the tool driving it.




dimots

3,099 posts

91 months

Monday 28th January 2019
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stongle said:
4 seat SUVs actually make for comfortable long distance travel - especially if you have to drive a mix of motorway and country lanes. Sure, those requirements come from a small minority of buyers - but there is a use for these vehicles. I drove back to London from North Yorkshire last night in my SUV, and witnessed dhead driving from a whole range of vehicles - it's not the tool for the job, but the tool driving it.
Don't think I could ever feel comfortable in a BMW X6. I'd feel more comfortable picking up my kids from school in a white van with 'PAEDO WAGON' spray painted on the side.

RedAndy

1,234 posts

155 months

Monday 28th January 2019
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rockin said:
Another day, another Porsche hatred thread.
read a Lotus thread - much love for Porsche found therein. wink