Modern BMWs - The ultimate upperclass chav machine
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av185 said:
Which garish adornments are on my cars? Do tell.
As for the supercar bit I am sure you are aware of the GT2RS holding the Nurburgring lap time thrashing the Lamborghini Performante in the process.
And how fast are you on the way to the gym As for the supercar bit I am sure you are aware of the GT2RS holding the Nurburgring lap time thrashing the Lamborghini Performante in the process.
the shouty spoiler, graphics no doubt. I bet that roll cage is just the thing to protect you at the artisan coffee shop eh? Name of the gym yet...
yonex said:
av185 said:
Which garish adornments are on my cars? Do tell.
As for the supercar bit I am sure you are aware of the GT2RS holding the Nurburgring lap time thrashing the Lamborghini Performante in the process.
And how fast are you on the way to the gym As for the supercar bit I am sure you are aware of the GT2RS holding the Nurburgring lap time thrashing the Lamborghini Performante in the process.
the shouty spoiler, graphics no doubt. I bet that roll cage is just the thing to protect you at the artisan coffee shop eh? Name of the gym yet...
Strange but you haven't yet denied owning or proved you don't own this Chav plate.
Wonder why?
Most telling if not unexpected typical avoidance tactic from you especially as you are the official 'BMW chavs spokesperson'.
YO!
av185 said:
YO!
Strange but you haven't yet denied owning or proved you don't own this Chav plate.
Wonder why?
Most telling if not unexpected typical avoidance tactic from you especially as you are the official 'BMW chavs spokesperson'.
YO!
Of course it’s not my plate, all the cars owned are listed, some written about. You see, I quite like the diverse nature of motoring. What I, and others really don’t like is some gobby muppet slagging strangers off for no reason, especially as he falls foul of many of the things he complains about. The primary one being he’s particularly unlikeable Strange but you haven't yet denied owning or proved you don't own this Chav plate.
Wonder why?
Most telling if not unexpected typical avoidance tactic from you especially as you are the official 'BMW chavs spokesperson'.
YO!
You can’t buy class, and nobody cares about your Porsche ‘portfolio’ or fake tan. So. What is the name of that gym?
av185 said:
yonex said:
Have you gone all shy AV, just pop the name of the gym down, there’s a good keyboard warrior.
Quite possibly soon it will be the only gym in the country to exclude Chavplaters and Chavparkers (and not just those driving offending BMWs which do form the majority of miscreants as we know) et al from membership AND guest visits...even just for coffee/water.Can't have them lowering the tone can we?
Could be seen as a public service.
Ultimately this will result in a much more refined membership base at which time membership fees will obviously rise.
Win win for all.
Nanook said:
Deep Thought said:
And whats the plan RE: the chav laydees? Beat them off with a stick or keep shagging them?
Maybe he'll get them to beat him off with a stick?Some people are into that sort of thing.
What bemuses me is hes so "anti chav" yet takes their money and dates chav girls half his age minus 5 (lets hope hes older than 42
) - although i am sure they are attracted to him for his wit and charm, rather than the row of Porsches at the door 
Shows contempt for chavs, happy to date them though.
For someone who is so critical of the image other people portray, driving about in a bespoilered white Porsche with some bimbo in the passenger seat doesnt exactly scream "classy".
Deep Thought said:
What bemuses me is hes so "anti chav" yet takes their money and dates chav girls half his age minus 5 (lets hope hes older than 42
) - although i am sure they are attracted to him for his wit and charm, rather than the row of Porsches at the door Shows contempt for chavs, happy to date them though.
For someone who is so critical of the image other people portray, driving about in a bespoilered white Porsche with some bimbo in the passenger seat doesnt exactly scream "classy".
yonex said:
Deep Thought said:
What bemuses me is hes so "anti chav" yet takes their money and dates chav girls half his age minus 5 (lets hope hes older than 42
) - although i am sure they are attracted to him for his wit and charm, rather than the row of Porsches at the door Shows contempt for chavs, happy to date them though.
For someone who is so critical of the image other people portray, driving about in a bespoilered white Porsche with some bimbo in the passenger seat doesnt exactly scream "classy".
J4CKO said:
Its getting like that old Mary White Experience "History Today" sketch in here, the two Emeritus professors talking like 12 year old boys, only there is more of us.
"See that Peter Beardsley, that's your girlfriend that is"
See that person who missed my “History Today” reference earlier in the thread ?"See that Peter Beardsley, that's your girlfriend that is"
That’s you that is.
Deep Thought said:
Shows contempt for chavs, happy to date them though.
For someone who is so critical of the image other people portray, driving about in a bespoilered white Porsche with some bimbo in the passenger seat doesnt exactly scream "classy".
Don't date Chavs.For someone who is so critical of the image other people portray, driving about in a bespoilered white Porsche with some bimbo in the passenger seat doesnt exactly scream "classy".
Gladly take fees off them though. Just an extension of the 'mumflies' innit.
And why not. Their lifestyle mistake.
Meantime, back in the real world, BMW have today announced a profit warning.
Shares down by largest amount in 2 years.
Usual profit margin target will not be met for the first time in 8 years.
Looks like residuals will be hit. Especially those numerous cars coming off the fleets and pcps.
The 'mumflies' will rise too as a result. Will our BMW spokesperson have to change his plans one wonders?
We should be genuinely concerned
Shares down by largest amount in 2 years.
Usual profit margin target will not be met for the first time in 8 years.
Looks like residuals will be hit. Especially those numerous cars coming off the fleets and pcps.
The 'mumflies' will rise too as a result. Will our BMW spokesperson have to change his plans one wonders?
We should be genuinely concerned
av185 said:
Nanook said:
When it comes to chavs, only one person on this thread has an OTT stance, and it's the person obsessed with taking pictures of their cars.
This is what you said.
The use of “their cars” refers to the chavs mentioned earlier in the sentence.
Had you been identified as the owner of the cars in question the sentence would have said “his cars”
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