Modern BMWs - The ultimate upperclass chav machine

Modern BMWs - The ultimate upperclass chav machine

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av185

18,514 posts

128 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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TwinExit said:
That's a bit cheap to resort to extreme comparative scenarios as a counter argument.

You cannot ignore the growing amount of young/inexperienced and belligerent people now driving around in cars of the 150-230 bhp range, much more capable than what was only available to them back before the 2000's. This very profile of driver combined with a moderate/good performing vehicle with driver aids and isolates drivers from speed translates to them being mobile hazards.

Private plates and rude parking aside, the less tolerable issues I observe almost every day is that said drivers not giving way at roundabouts and junctions due to their overconfidence in the car or just plain impatience and contempt for other drivers.

Exiting busy slip roads (M11 south to M25 is a classic spot) where the neo-BMW/Audi driver would wait until 20-30 yards whilst on lane 2 or lane 3, before forcing themselves into lane 1 and then clipping into the slip road exit when there were safe gaps to merge in 100 yards or so behind.

Poor judgement of appropriate speed given the conditions, 45 in a 30, 100 in a 60 etc etc

None of the above will be fixed by arguing on a forum, especially with those who have vested interest in defending the brand of car mentioned here, I only comment on what I observe.









Edited by TwinExit on Thursday 27th September 13:53
Good points.

I would suggest there is also a distinct lack of interest in roadcraft too which is responsible for many aspects of bad driving today.

driving

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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av185 said:
Brooking10 said:
I’m no Poirot but ...
Pistonheads understatement of the year. hehe
Hello

It’s great when you come back in after a hard day pestering underage girls and enjoying the fruits of the family dynasty.

Why no pics today ? frown





anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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In short BMW drivers are s, it’s no great surprise is it?

Not all, as I even hired one once, but most drive in an aggressive, not let anyone in type manner, particularly in the South. And it is predominantly BMW drivers. Whether that is solely due to PCP deals or something else I could not say, but would think these people were somewhat safer in underpowered 2ndhand metros than all powerful 320d German autobahn cruisers.

And to be fair, AV has held the fort outnumbered, and has taken on and continues to wipe the floor with Deep Thought, Brooking, Mike335 24/7 (and some others) during a busy working week. Fair play.

av185

18,514 posts

128 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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Schmed said:
In short BMW drivers are s, it’s no great surprise is it?

Not all, as I even hired one once, but most drive in an aggressive, not let anyone in type manner, particularly in the South. And it is predominantly BMW drivers. Whether that is solely due to PCP deals or something else I could not say, but would think these people were somewhat safer in underpowered 2ndhand metros than all powerful 320d German autobahn cruisers.

And to be fair, AV has held the fort outnumbered, and has taken on and continues to wipe the floor with Deep Thought, Brooking, Mike335 24/7 (and some others) during a busy working week. Fair play.
The voice of reason. beer

We rest our case....for now.

driving

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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Schmed said:
In short BMW drivers are s, it’s no great surprise is it?

Not all, as I even hired one once, but most drive in an aggressive, not let anyone in type manner, particularly in the South. And it is predominantly BMW drivers. Whether that is solely due to PCP deals or something else I could not say, but would think these people were somewhat safer in underpowered 2ndhand metros than all powerful 320d German autobahn cruisers.

And to be fair, AV has held the fort outnumbered, and has taken on and continues to wipe the floor with Deep Thought, Brooking, Mike335 24/7 (and some others) during a busy working week. Fair play.
Duplicate account right ?

wink



anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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I’m nothing to do with AV, as should be evident by my views on turbocharging...

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

But whatever makes you sleep easier !




av185

18,514 posts

128 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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av185 said:
Brooking10 said:
I’m no Poirot but ...
Pistonheads understatement of the year. hehe
We've covered this already. rolleyes

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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Schmed said:
I’m nothing to do with AV, as should be evident by my views on turbocharging...

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

But whatever makes you sleep easier !
It’s ok

I can reconcile the fact that there are two Porsche owning, loud mouthed, low rent knock offs of Jeremy Clarkson out there wink

av185

18,514 posts

128 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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Sounds like he's been hitting the crack pipe a bit earlier tonight. rolleyes

JaredVannett

Original Poster:

1,562 posts

144 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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Schmed said:
In short BMW drivers are s, it’s no great surprise is it?

Not all, as I even hired one once, but most drive in an aggressive, not let anyone in type manner, particularly in the South. And it is predominantly BMW drivers. Whether that is solely due to PCP deals or something else I could not say, but would think these people were somewhat safer in underpowered 2ndhand metros than all powerful 320d German autobahn cruisers.

And to be fair, AV has held the fort outnumbered, and has taken on and continues to wipe the floor with Deep Thought, Brooking, Mike335 24/7 (and some others) during a busy working week. Fair play.
Schmed has joined the lobby



Some 'colorful' definitions of BMW/Audi/Merc drivers according to urban dictionary:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BM...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Au...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=me...


One for peugeot too: laugh

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pe...




anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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av185 said:
Sounds like he's been hitting the crack pipe a bit earlier tonight. rolleyes
I guess one of the benefits of a vividly over active imagination is that drugs are an expense you don’t need to concern yourself with

Rohypnol aside, obvs.


anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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No Porsche driver definition ? Discrimination!

av185

18,514 posts

128 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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JaredVannett said:
Schmed said:
In short BMW drivers are s, it’s no great surprise is it?

Not all, as I even hired one once, but most drive in an aggressive, not let anyone in type manner, particularly in the South. And it is predominantly BMW drivers. Whether that is solely due to PCP deals or something else I could not say, but would think these people were somewhat safer in underpowered 2ndhand metros than all powerful 320d German autobahn cruisers.

And to be fair, AV has held the fort outnumbered, and has taken on and continues to wipe the floor with Deep Thought, Brooking, Mike335 24/7 (and some others) during a busy working week. Fair play.
Schmed has joined the lobby



Some 'colorful' definitions of BMW/Audi/Merc drivers according to urban dictionary:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BM...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Au...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=me...


One for peugeot too: laugh

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pe...
rofl

That BMW driver profile is hilarious and so accurate too.

'BMW drivers think their car is the pinnacle of human achievement' hehe

Edited by av185 on Thursday 27th September 20:43

roadsmash

2,622 posts

71 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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Don’t listen to Schmed, he STILL hasn’t responded to my post about leasing. wink

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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roadsmash said:
Don’t listen to Schmed, he STILL hasn’t responded to my post about leasing. wink

He wasn’t too forthcoming in the School Run debate either smile

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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Brooking10 said:
roadsmash said:
Don’t listen to Schmed, he STILL hasn’t responded to my post about leasing. wink

He wasn’t too forthcoming in the School Run debate either smile
He has a day job, well maybe except for this week’s holiday!

Roadsmash. Still waiting for a 718 deal <500 over the term (amortised cost, not 9+23 lol), so I bought with cash...

Currently in the market for a new A6 2018 deal tho. Let me know biggrin

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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Schmed said:
He has a day job, well maybe except for this week’s holiday!

Roadsmash. Still waiting for a 718 deal <500 over the term (amortised cost, not 9+23 lol), so I bought with cash...

Currently in the market for a new A6 2018 deal tho. Let me know biggrin
Teacher ?

wink

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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Brooking10 said:
Teacher ?

wink
It ain’t half team anywhere I know of! Hence cheap holiday deals for the childless (free). smile

Mike335i

5,008 posts

103 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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Schmed said:
In short BMW drivers are s, it’s no great surprise is it?

Not all, as I even hired one once, but most drive in an aggressive, not let anyone in type manner, particularly in the South. And it is predominantly BMW drivers. Whether that is solely due to PCP deals or something else I could not say, but would think these people were somewhat safer in underpowered 2ndhand metros than all powerful 320d German autobahn cruisers.

And to be fair, AV has held the fort outnumbered, and has taken on and continues to wipe the floor with Deep Thought, Brooking, Mike335 24/7 (and some others) during a busy working week. Fair play.
No, I'm still not one of them. Just cause you think it does not make it so.

And AV has not 'held the fort', he has carried on arguing on his own in an argument going nowhere. Honestly, no one is wiping the floor here. Just stupid comments left right and centre. Chief amongst which is the generalisation that all BMW driver a are s.

Edited by Mike335i on Thursday 27th September 21:28

roadsmash

2,622 posts

71 months

Thursday 27th September 2018
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Schmed said:
He has a day job, well maybe except for this week’s holiday!

Roadsmash. Still waiting for a 718 deal <500 over the term (amortised cost, not 9+23 lol), so I bought with cash...

Currently in the market for a new A6 2018 deal tho. Let me know biggrin
You saw the deal, you know it was better, behave!