"Its Road-dominating Dimensions...."

"Its Road-dominating Dimensions...."

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Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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Berkshire bred said:
And there's me thinking that bikes were meant to be cheap!
Oops...missed 'less' out of it. You get the gist though wink

loose cannon

6,030 posts

242 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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Is it code for all the fat blisters your new car awaits you and you will be able to squeeze init

Or is it code for my new car is so big I can tailgate 2 lanes in one car whilst chatting on
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kambites

67,593 posts

222 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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Berkshire bred said:
Agree with you partly, but at least supercars are good at what they do, I don't see the benefit of these enormous jacked up cars, I can't see that 99 per cent of the time an estate wouldn't do the same job.
What do supercars "do" though on the road that a Cayman, etc won't? They're typically less practical, bigger, less efficient, more expensive and unless one drives like an utter idiot not significantly faster. I can see rational advantages in an SUV over an estate (ease of entry/exit/loading being the obvious one), I cannot see rational advantages in a supercar over a cheaper sports car.

Obviously you have a right to not like SUVs, personally I don't like them either, but the idea that they're somehow more "pointless" than many cars we PHers revere is a bit weird.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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schmalex said:
I saw a Q8 on the motorway the other day. I thought it looked fantastic
I agree with you. I saw one and thought it looked awesome.

loose cannon

6,030 posts

242 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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jamei303 said:
It's a lot smaller than most artics, I don't hear anyone complaining that lorries more than 2 metres wide are too big.

A vehicle is only classed as abnormal if it's wider than 2.9 metres. By these standards the Q8 is extremely normal.
I don’t remember seeing ques of artics outside the local school or to get in to the local shops
They tend to only gather on motorways and lorry parks so your statement is a bit pointless
No

hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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jamei303 said:
It's a lot smaller than most artics, I don't hear anyone complaining that lorries more than 2 metres wide are too big.

A vehicle is only classed as abnormal if it's wider than 2.9 metres. By these standards the Q8 is extremely normal.
If people capable of such dumbass logic didn't exist, neither would the q8.

Unfortunately you do, and so it does too hehe

DaveH23

3,236 posts

171 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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bulldong said:
schmalex said:
I saw a Q8 on the motorway the other day. I thought it looked fantastic
I agree with you. I saw one and thought it looked awesome.
Definitely a looker nuts


In know all the press articles will have it specced as much as possible but I can't get over how different the seats are.

These are the ones in all the press/launch images....


or would you rather have these....




Will be Interesting Frightening to see the options list.

Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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loose cannon said:
I don’t remember seeing ques of artics outside the local school or to get in to the local shops
They tend to only gather on motorways and lorry parks so your statement is a bit pointless
No
Really? Loads in towns, cities, by shops, down residential streets, on A & B roads.....

Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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DaveH23 said:
Will be Interesting Frightening to see the options list.
....because choice is a bad thing...??


I actually think for a large SUV, it's pretty good looking and hides its bulk.




J4CKO

41,637 posts

201 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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Sure it’s great but for me, even if I could afford one I wouldn’t, not due to the reasons cited about it being brash, vulgar or whatever, mainly as it would just be stress and Agro trying to berth the bloody thing and thread it down you average side street or country road, never mind parking it.

As cars get more expensive and facier, they tend to get bigger, ok if you need it but why saddle yourself with that encumbrance unless you have to and it being a sort of coupe means you can’t be that bothered about interior space, this country isn’t really geared up for massive cars, or cars at all in a lot of places. We need some really small cars that are super premium so people with cash can get something that fits the desire to express themselves but doesn’t bloat, a Bentley hatchback, Porsche supermini.

Don’t mind the looks as those kind of cars go and sure it’s pretty pleasant to drive, guaranteed to be loads round Cheshire, saw a Bentayga with an awful mis spaced, butchered plate yesterday, they have some gravitas still but the crap plate acts like an earthing rod to drain it away.



MC Bodge

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21,660 posts

176 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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Ares said:
loose cannon said:
I don’t remember seeing ques of artics outside the local school or to get in to the local shops
They tend to only gather on motorways and lorry parks so your statement is a bit pointless
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Really? Loads in towns, cities, by shops, down residential streets, on A & B roads.....
Lorries delivering to shops in town centres and suburbia, parking where there is no dedicated loading bay cause chaos. Bin lorries block roads.

There is a need for bin lorries and HGVs.

If everybody turned up at the school to drop their children off or tried to park in the Waitrose Black Land Rover SUV park in HGVs, it could be a little awkward.



This is silly, though, and is not the real issue.

Very big cars marketed as "road-dominating" is a strange, but possibly honest, way to sell them to people. It's not far from, "F**k You, poor person"



Edited by MC Bodge on Friday 21st September 11:19

kambites

67,593 posts

222 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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Ares said:
I actually think for a large SUV, it's pretty good looking and hides its bulk.
That particular picture makes it look more like a huge estate car than an SUV.

jamei303

3,005 posts

157 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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kambites said:
jamei303 said:
What have two XC90 drivers been doing for the last few years when they meet each other on narrow country lanes?
In my experience, creating complete havoc. smile

It's certainly not a new problem though, no. Just a steadily growing one as larger cars become more common. As someone pointed out above, the Q8 isn't as wide as a Range Rover anyway.

I think the issue here isn't that the Q8 is too big, it's that Audi are actually explicitly advertising it as big enough to "dominate the road". Hardly a good message to put across to potential buyers and certainly not a very subtle one. hehe

Edited by kambites on Friday 21st September 09:21
Well, Audis are st and Audi drivers are wkers. Everyone knows this already.

OverSteery

3,613 posts

232 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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FiF said:
It's all about attitude, my FL2 is 1.91 m wide, excl mirrors, so not much narrower than a FFRR, nor the Q8.
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Maybe I need to hand in my PH badge, but what is a FL2?

blademansw

83 posts

222 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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I wonder if this might be the ideal vehicle for Ronnie Pickering?

David87

6,663 posts

213 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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I suspect the UK wasn't the Q8's target market. It'll be bought my many folks in America, where it's not really all that large. You will not be 'dominating' a Chevy Suburban in your fancy European car: hehe

Toltec

7,161 posts

224 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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Cold said:
MC Bodge said:
Does it also have armoir plating,
Or just a useful sized chest of drawers?
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MC Bodge

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21,660 posts

176 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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David87 said:
I suspect the UK wasn't the Q8's target market. It'll be bought my many folks in America, where it's not really all that large. You will not be 'dominating' a Chevy Suburban in your fancy European car: hehe
No, but they are marketing it as such in the UK, on national radio.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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If it really is so huge ,good luck with width restrictors.

Hairymonster

1,430 posts

106 months

Friday 21st September 2018
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dickew said:
Genius!