Latest "Look I'm a bellend" fad?

Latest "Look I'm a bellend" fad?

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Zetec-S

5,890 posts

94 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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3 pages in and we haven't had this...



Standards are slipping on PH these days.

alec.e

2,149 posts

125 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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Jesus, this thread...
I wonder why I post here anymore...

Mound Dawg

1,915 posts

175 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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AC43 said:
It's pressed plates round this way. Usually combined with illegal spacing, illegal tints and murdered out wheels. Almost invariably on a black or white VAG/Merc/Bimmer with the smallest dag dag engine known to mankind spewing out soot.

Knobs.
Yes! I was thinking of these-

https://www.german-number-plates.com/german-plates

xjay1337

15,966 posts

119 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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yosamuel said:
Tinted number plates innit.

Clear sign you’re an absolute bellend.
That's me then biggrin

Personally I think judging people makes you more of a bellend, but that's just my opinion.

thebraketester

14,248 posts

139 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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AC43 said:
It's pressed plates round this way. Usually combined with illegal spacing, illegal tints and murdered out wheels. Almost invariably on a black or white VAG/Merc/Bimmer with the smallest dag dag engine known to mankind spewing out soot.

Knobs.
Nothing wrong with pressed plates, with correct UK font and spacing. They look way better than the cheap stty plastic ones.

Now.... German font pressed plates.... that’s a different story.

budgie smuggler

5,392 posts

160 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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Wildcat45 said:
Yesterday I walked past a high spec Jewish looking X5 that had this.


confused

Alex_225

6,264 posts

202 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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Tinted plates seem to be pretty lame from what I can see. It's just that thing of, 'what can I modify next' and that was the best someone could come up with.

Plate spinner said:
I had a private plate on a 10 year old bmw.
Then it was on a 5 year old Jag.
Then on a 7 year old Mini Cooper S
Now have it on an 18 year old Porsche.

I just like the plate. Never realised it offended some people quite so badly.
I must admit I didn't realise everyone who owns a private plate on a car that's not brand new is blatantly trying to disguise the age of the vehicle.

I was bought a private plate for my 21st birthday, I put it on a brand new car and now I still own it and it's 12 years old so not sure if that fits into that category. I always thought private plates were a nice way to make the car more personal. I bought my other half a private plate and actually it's got 51 on it despite the car being a 59 registration!

Mike335i

5,008 posts

103 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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budgie smuggler said:
Wildcat45 said:
Yesterday I walked past a high spec Jewish looking X5 that had this.


confused
Yeah I wondered about that, what does a Jewish looking BMW look like?

Silverbullet767

10,714 posts

207 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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budgie smuggler said:
Wildcat45 said:
Yesterday I walked past a high spec Jewish looking X5 that had this.


confused
Is Corbyn now a member?

not that kind of member

captain_cynic

12,063 posts

96 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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budgie smuggler said:
Wildcat45 said:
Yesterday I walked past a high spec Jewish looking X5 that had this.


confused
laugh

I though he meant it was beige (Jewish racing gold).

GIYess

1,324 posts

102 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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Young boy I know has just passed his test and has an old corsa C. He has his indicators wired to be on all the time. I almost told him he must have a short in the electrics before I realised that it was intentional. I'm not that old but it made me feel like a grumpy old fart. It did look bad in my opinion though as it doea on any of these cars. Different if its a big American truck or something though.

Integroo

11,574 posts

86 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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xjay1337 said:
That's me then biggrin

Personally I think judging people makes you more of a bellend, but that's just my opinion.
Yes you are a bellend.

You know tinted plates are illegal for a reason?

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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alec.e said:
Jesus, this thread...
I wonder why I post here anymore...
Exactly, yet another thread of people so insecure that they feel everyone else has to conform to their idea of what is acceptable and those that don't are held up for ridicule. Thread after thread is like this... council, parking, plates, black wheels... truly pathetic frankly!

alorotom

11,946 posts

188 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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alec.e said:
Jesus, this thread...
I wonder why I post here anymore...
This thread makes me think the same ... prime candidate for the old and forlorn “cringe” thread too.

jas xjr

11,309 posts

240 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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I am seeing more cars with stickers on the windscreen. Why would you do that?

xjay1337

15,966 posts

119 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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Integroo said:
Yes you are a bellend.

You know tinted plates are illegal for a reason?
Have you ever driven over the speedlimit?

both of my cars have tinted plates.
One is a white bmw that has been lowered.

Bite me.

chris4652009

1,572 posts

85 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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Zetec-S said:
3 pages in and we haven't had this...



Standards are slipping on PH these days.
This one is a given

Bennet

2,122 posts

132 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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There's a certain type of car enthusiast who thinks that car modification should be protected from criticism, derision or ridicule no matter what it is.

If something is worthwhile or credible, it doesn't need your protection. Let it succeed or fail on its own merit.

In this case, it will fail. It looks like an electrical fault. It has at least some potential to confuse other road users on certain occasions, and it only draws the eye because it's unusual, rather than because there's anything fundamentally aesthetically pleasing about it. Other than that, it's brilliant.


J4CKO

41,634 posts

201 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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Love these threads, it polarizes into "People who do this are bell ends" and then you get "You are just not down with the kids you old square", the latter I always ending up reading in the style of Rick from the Young Ones.

I am all for a bit of freedom of expression but try and be at least a bit original and not do what everyone else has done, but sometimes, certain aspects of a cars appearance are an excellent clue that the driver may be a bit unpredictable, sometimes though they can be well driven, generally modified and sheddy is a bad sign, modified and shiny tends to be a lot better.




Integroo

11,574 posts

86 months

Wednesday 3rd October 2018
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xjay1337 said:
Have you ever driven over the speedlimit?

both of my cars have tinted plates.
One is a white bmw that has been lowered.

Bite me.
You be you, as long as you know it makes you a bellend.