RE: Updated 7 Series gets new 530hp V8

RE: Updated 7 Series gets new 530hp V8

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anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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fk me that grille looks like an honest to goodness joke. Actual "WTF" moment on opening the article seeing that 150% sized plastic grille overpowering even the usual overstyled bumper and lights.

Their seems to be a total lack of any real direction in car design, so they just seem to be turning all the tropes up to 11. More creases, more grille, more bulges. Dismal, don't know where they'll go from here though.

ETA - that reverse assist sounds like a feature that should be absolutely mandatory for fkwits who buy SUVs and can't cope with the size.

Edited by dme123 on Wednesday 16th January 15:50

Jakarta

566 posts

143 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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Obviously borrowed some styling cues from Toyota.


J4CKO

41,673 posts

201 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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Funk said:
A wistful reminder of just how good the 7-series used to look:






Edited by Funk on Wednesday 16th January 12:31
Makes me feel old, my late FIL bought one in that same silver back in 1995, initially he wasnt all that keen on his daughters slightly common BF driving his brand new Seven Series, but his standards dropped on who could drive it when he had the option to drink, or drive home biggrin

Eventually he trusted me, and to be fair I didnt clout it as often as he did and I regularly used to use it for errands, key was to not discuss which car when being dispatched on an errand, as he would invariably hand the keys for his horrific 1994 Corsa 1.4 Auto shopping car, it went agree to task, quick fire questions, grab keys to BMW and scuttle off before he realised.

God I loved driving that car.

pchutchinson

3 posts

279 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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I laughed out loud. Its literally comical!

corden

72 posts

135 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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It looks like you could feed a tree in the front and wood chips would come out the back... vomit

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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The E38 was an absolutely superbly styled thing, and arrived with perfect timing when the W140 S-Class looked like a whale on coasters and felt like one to drive too. Modern enough to be dependable, properly built, quick, and efficient but without being stuffed to the gills with rubbish like later "luxury" cars.

GT119

6,712 posts

173 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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anonymous said:
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Not really, X7 and 7/8 series are designed to appeal to new-money Chinese, the brasher the better. BMW are on the money, as usual.

NJJ

435 posts

81 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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Bugs Beemer now featuring in the lost art of elegant luxury saloon cars.

Edited by NJJ on Wednesday 16th January 17:07

TWPC

842 posts

162 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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OMG.
If China want that sort of thing, is it beyond the wit of companies as big as BMW to provide that market with a 'powerful, self-confident' grille and the rest of the world with something less comical?

The PH report says 'the car gains a significantly larger front grille to more closely align it with BMW's other flagship, the X7'.
There's clearly been a communication break-down somewhere as surely BMW meant to make a quick revision to the recently launched and heinously ugly SUV; 'the X7 benefits from a significantly smaller front grille to more closely align it with BMW's other flagship, the 7-series'.
rolleyes

LuS1fer

41,152 posts

246 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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What is their predilection with shoving old storm drains on their cars?
Each generation gets worse. They'll be Buicks before long.

Still, funny to see them styled for the Chinese market just as it's collapsing. Not even stupid Brits will buy this.....will they?

Edited by LuS1fer on Wednesday 16th January 17:44

Demonix

488 posts

213 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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That is one fugly Bosch luxo barge! - our Teutonic cousins are usually pretty conservative/dull as ditch water in designing executive and luxury cars but have gone beyond boring with this offering - it is completely hopping imo!

TrickyTrevM5

297 posts

187 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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Anyone remember the muscial advert for MilkyWay back in the early 90s?
'the red car and the blue car had a race.....'
This is the red car at the end....

philmots

4,632 posts

261 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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Think it looks great. But I like the X7 too

B17NNS

18,506 posts

248 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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What in the name of all that's holy have they done to that poor front end. It's just gaudy and ostentatious.

The pre-facelift seven was barge nirvana.


Tomatogti

362 posts

170 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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I was never expecting to comment on this story but having seen that grill I had to: it’s hideous and I cannot understand how anyone would sign this off.

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

131 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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How can the biggest, flashest BMW of them all have less power than a M5? Doesn’t seem right!

Turbotechnic

675 posts

77 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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Well done BMW you have successfully designed a car that looks like a cheap Chinese knock off of your own brandclap

Mike335i

5,012 posts

103 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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Holy hell, that is a major backwards step in the design aspect. That has got to be the worst designed saloon I have seen in a long time.

This won't devide opinion.

easytiger123

2,595 posts

210 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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pchutchinson said:
I laughed out loud. Its literally comical!
Epic lurking. And, yes it is comically bad.

QuattroDave

1,467 posts

129 months

Wednesday 16th January 2019
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The latest generation of BMW grilles remind me of the pigs from Angry Birds