Best way to reply to “best price bruv” messages

Best way to reply to “best price bruv” messages

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Pistonheader101

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2,206 posts

107 months

Sunday 20th January 2019
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Selling my old car on eBay auction with no reserve - will sell at whatever it goes for and I’ve had a flurry of “what’s ur best price” messages.

How do I reply to these, I don’t want to come across as rude

GravelBen

15,686 posts

230 months

Sunday 20th January 2019
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"Bid on the auction and what it sells for is the best price"

gothatway

5,783 posts

170 months

Sunday 20th January 2019
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Ignore, or respond saying "contact me again if I get no bids before the auction ends".

AdamIndy

1,661 posts

104 months

Sunday 20th January 2019
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Just send them this.


Pistonheader101

Original Poster:

2,206 posts

107 months

Sunday 20th January 2019
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GravelBen said:
"Bid on the auction and what it sells for is the best price"
Thanks that seems like a good reply - I’ll use that

JaredVannett

1,561 posts

143 months

Sunday 20th January 2019
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Pistonheader101 said:
GravelBen said:
"Bid on the auction and what it sells for is the best price"
Thanks that seems like a good reply - I’ll use that
It's a good answer, but your dealing with buyers on ebay... so don't be surprised is after they reply with:

+ would ya take five hundred for it mate?
+ can you take my corsa in as p/x bruv...? 1 month MOT but comes with a fresh magic tree init
+ [when you ignore them] ... can you reply to my message mate, i really want to buy you car
+ if we can agree on price can I pay you in installments, just got to manage me cash-flow init bruv.

Second Best

6,404 posts

181 months

Monday 21st January 2019
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I like to inflate what I think the car's worth. They either go away or send one or two "wtf bruv" messages and then ignore you. I put an old C-class up on eBay a little while ago, and I had loads of "£400 doin u a favor innit" and "wubp i got 330k miles passat eml on" type messages. On a good day the car could have fetched £1500 (I got £1400 so not too bothered), but I replied to all of my brothers suggesting they come and buy the car now for £3000.

bloomen

6,894 posts

159 months

Monday 21st January 2019
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Tell them they get it for free if they provide a series of candid photos wearing no knickers in public spaces.

Fiammetta

404 posts

88 months

Monday 21st January 2019
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You usually put a buy now price on ?
So I refer them back to that or enter the auction .
Problem or satisfaction depends on which way you look at it comes after the auction when a chancer ( various low ball email offers politely refused ) comes to collect , and it’s gone a bit or a lot over the “ buy now “

Eg I had a set of Cayenne winter wheels 18 inch + 1/2 worn winter tyres on for about £200 .
The price I pitched from other sales .
Local guys msg me says “ what’s your lowest price etc “ .Eventually offers £150 and can come that day to collect ,I politely say as others infer above to take part in the auction , he pesters me suggesting that they may go for less then his offer , I say that’s my risk etc ( there’s about 5 days left .)
As it happens on auction day there’s another keen bidder and he goes to £350 , comes round the next day in his new to him Cayenne, he’s off skiing ( wife n kids in tow ) the following weekend .

The look of disdain and disgust on his face as I count out his cash while he loads up the wheels was incredible.

It’s was as if I’d outsmarted him or he couldn’t get the upper hand or something.

Worlds full of idiots and sometimes with eBay you end up meeting them .



98elise

26,589 posts

161 months

Monday 21st January 2019
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Reply..

Sure thing bruv...cash only deal if you can pick it up tonight. Address is 《insert random address》.

smile

GravelBen

15,686 posts

230 months

Monday 21st January 2019
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98elise said:
Reply..

Sure thing bruv...cash only deal if you can pick it up tonight. Address is ?insert random address?.

smile
Give the address for the local police station, even better hehe

WJNB

2,637 posts

161 months

Monday 21st January 2019
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"I'm frightfully sorry old bean but I fail to understand the language you're using Pray explain the meaning of 'ur' & 'bruv' "

Jamescrs

4,479 posts

65 months

Monday 21st January 2019
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I usually just say I will let the auction run to the end, there is no buy It now price

Gad-Westy

14,568 posts

213 months

Monday 21st January 2019
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Fiammetta said:
You usually put a buy now price on ?
So I refer them back to that or enter the auction .
Problem or satisfaction depends on which way you look at it comes after the auction when a chancer ( various low ball email offers politely refused ) comes to collect , and it’s gone a bit or a lot over the “ buy now “

Eg I had a set of Cayenne winter wheels 18 inch + 1/2 worn winter tyres on for about £200 .
The price I pitched from other sales .
Local guys msg me says “ what’s your lowest price etc “ .Eventually offers £150 and can come that day to collect ,I politely say as others infer above to take part in the auction , he pesters me suggesting that they may go for less then his offer , I say that’s my risk etc ( there’s about 5 days left .)
As it happens on auction day there’s another keen bidder and he goes to £350 , comes round the next day in his new to him Cayenne, he’s off skiing ( wife n kids in tow ) the following weekend .

The look of disdain and disgust on his face as I count out his cash while he loads up the wheels was incredible.

It’s was as if I’d outsmarted him or he couldn’t get the upper hand or something.

Worlds full of idiots and sometimes with eBay you end up meeting them .
Why would someone not have just used the £200 buy it now price rather than paying £350 or have I misread this?

Krikkit

26,527 posts

181 months

Monday 21st January 2019
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Gad-Westy said:
Why would someone not have just used the £200 buy it now price rather than paying £350 or have I misread this?
Sometimes if you do a combined auction it'll pull the BIN price off as soon as the auction gets close - then unwitting bidders keep going.

Andy 308GTB

2,923 posts

221 months

Monday 21st January 2019
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Jamescrs said:
I usually just say I will let the auction run to the end, there is no buy It now price
I've not sold cars on Ebay but plenty of other stuff and that's the response I use. There's no point trying to be smart or antagonistic, they can reek their revenge in many ways.

Equus

16,884 posts

101 months

Monday 21st January 2019
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Andy 308GTB said:
...they can reek their revenge in many ways.
They'd be absolute stinkers if they did.

edd344

242 posts

66 months

Monday 21st January 2019
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Just respond with something that you know they won't pay but if they did you would be happy... For example if you're expecting £2000 for the car and you'd be happy with it then tell them your best price is £3000...

dazwalsh

6,095 posts

141 months

Monday 21st January 2019
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Suddenly pretend to be portuguese

você não consegue ler o preço no anúncio

Let them chew on that

InitialDave

11,900 posts

119 months

Monday 21st January 2019
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Jamescrs said:
I usually just say I will let the auction run to the end, there is no buy It now price
Yes, do this.

Also, Ebay are knobs about people trying to do deals outside of their system, so best not to invite hassle.