Wife and daughter need to get to Yorkshire - Simple?

Wife and daughter need to get to Yorkshire - Simple?

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B17NNS

18,506 posts

248 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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hehe this thread continues to deliver.

Funkmachine7

75 posts

105 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Brim the tank, fill the thermos, pick some music an take piss that's is.
It's in England so your then the same day.
Even the from john o goats to land end is just 14 hours, so about a day or maybe 2 if you like motorized self-abuse an motorways.

PBCD

718 posts

139 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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jcremonini said:
Is your wife called Hyacinth by any chance Mr Bucket ?
Judging by tone of the OP's posts, I had a different sitcom husband and wife in mind...


CharlesdeGaulle

26,304 posts

181 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Funkmachine7 said:
Brim the tank, fill the thermos, pick some music an take piss that's is.
It's in England so your then the same day.
Even the from john o goats to land end is just 14 hours, so about a day or maybe 2 if you like motorized self-abuse an motorways.
Hic. beer

FiF

44,140 posts

252 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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Just a reminder

DiverDave said:
I cant believe this is as tricky as it seems to be.
Nope, neither can rest of t'internet.

T-195

2,671 posts

62 months

Sunday 19th May 2019
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OP is considerably richer than yow..

PurpleTurtle

7,016 posts

145 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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T-195 said:


They should hire a MK2 Jag, the We've gone on holiday by mistake mobile.
Scrubbers!!!!

Exige77

6,518 posts

192 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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FiF said:
Just a reminder

DiverDave said:
I cant believe this is as tricky as it seems to be.
Nope, neither can rest of t'internet.
Proper first world / first class problem.

I worry for the future of the Empire frown


can't remember

1,078 posts

129 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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PurpleTurtle said:
T-195 said:


They should hire a MK2 Jag, the We've gone on holiday by mistake mobile.
Scrubbers!!!!
UP YOURS GRANDAD!

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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I live in Yorkshire, no one is going to be impressed with a Porsche SUV turning up. we don't do displays of wealth here. That's for the soft southern lot.

Turn up in a 20 yr old Volvo, or a classic, or on a tandem pushbike, or on foot, people will want to talk to you, it'll start a conversation- especially if yr volvo has cost you nowt and done 200K. turn up in a Porsche, you're a show off.

As some context, my sisters employer is a billionaire. She's sat in a stately home in North Yorkshire right now, in some 14,000 acres. What does she get conveyed in ? An old lexus SUV thing.

My business partner sold his Bentley- always wanted one: finally got one, had to get shut, sick of people poking fun at him----------- plus up here, no one likes to think their money has paid for the flash car yr driving.

Vaud

50,607 posts

156 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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austinsmirk said:
plus up here, no one likes to think their money has paid for the flash car yr driving.
I disagree,

I'm over the hill from you but providing the owner isn't stuck up.

A new Rolls pulled up in our local town and the owner bought fish and chips, and sat on the wall to eat them.

Providing you are down to earth, no one cares in my experience.

cbmotorsport

3,065 posts

119 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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There was an old diver called Dave,
Who's wife didn't know how to behave.
In a mini she travelled,
Their marriage unravelled,
And now he's on a yacht, with someone half his age, sipping pina coladas and wondering why he didn't do this 10 years ago.

I think I nailed it.

stargazer30

1,600 posts

167 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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Op if she does drive up York tell them to keep it below 80. Okay okay, I’ll get my coat....

Condi

17,231 posts

172 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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WHY HAS DAVE NOT REPLIED??

Or was it a wind up from page 1? frown

Vaud

50,607 posts

156 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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Condi said:
WHY HAS DAVE NOT REPLIED??

Or was it a wind up from page 1? frown
Probably logged back in after 5 pages of abuse, 2 or 3 useful replies and thought "fk this"

iphonedyou

9,255 posts

158 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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austinsmirk said:
As some context, my sisters employer is a billionaire. She's sat in a stately home in North Yorkshire right now, in some 14,000 acres. What does she get conveyed in ? An old lexus SUV thing.
Wealth whispers, eh?

See also: frozen sausages, Red Bull, ambiwlans.

FiF

44,140 posts

252 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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Vaud said:
austinsmirk said:
plus up here, no one likes to think their money has paid for the flash car yr driving.
I disagree,

I'm over the hill from you but providing the owner isn't stuck up.

A new Rolls pulled up in our local town and the owner bought fish and chips, and sat on the wall to eat them.

Providing you are down to earth, no one cares in my experience.
This ^^^ absolutely spot on.

cbmotorsport

3,065 posts

119 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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Vaud said:
Condi said:
WHY HAS DAVE NOT REPLIED??

Or was it a wind up from page 1? frown
Probably logged back in after 5 pages of abuse, 2 or 3 useful replies and thought "fk this"
But this is Pistonheads, the OP always returns at least one to dig a deeper hole by trying to brickbat the naysayers before finally giving up and disappearing. i feel cheated.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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OP, a genuine olive branch here as I think I have a decent solution.

Contact this guy https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/profile.asp?h=...

He's been very helpful in the past at working out this kind of challenge and I am sure would be well up for providing you and your family all the knowledge they need in getting it done.

Best of luck

CharlesdeGaulle

26,304 posts

181 months

Monday 20th May 2019
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cbmotorsport said:
There was an old diver called Dave,
Who's wife didn't know how to behave.
In a mini she travelled,
Their marriage unravelled,
And now he's on a yacht, with someone half his age, sipping pina coladas and wondering why he didn't do this 10 years ago.

I think I nailed it.
This one is my favourite. Nicely done.

Profanity in the final line would have made it perfect, but I realise that you poets don't always think like we more prosaic folk.