RE: Porsche Cayenne Coupe: Driven

RE: Porsche Cayenne Coupe: Driven

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Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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Nerdherder said:
RDMcG said:
…. I get the Cayenne, but this removes space for no reason other than to make this strange pile. ….
This exactly.
...so becomes a good choice for those who want the attributes of SUV, but don't need as much space? A bit like those who buy a 2 series over a 4 series.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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Ares said:
'Tend to' but there are now plenty of '4-door coupes'. Merc, Audi, BMW, etc....

And as a say, the definition of coupe is fixed roof/sloping back.
Your defintion is.

https://www.google.com/search?q=definition%20of%20...

Traditionally, it should be a 3-seater!

DMC2

1,834 posts

212 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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That car is just wrong for so many reasons. 4 seats WTF. Owned an RS4 up until recently, awesome everyday car, let down by a highly dull engine. The same engine in this very expensive Cayenne. No chance.

Ares

11,000 posts

121 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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BathyThermo said:
Ares said:
'Tend to' but there are now plenty of '4-door coupes'. Merc, Audi, BMW, etc....

And as a say, the definition of coupe is fixed roof/sloping back.
Your defintion is.

https://www.google.com/search?q=definition%20of%20...

Traditionally, it should be a 3-seater!
Their definition. I couldn't give a st! I've had coupes with 2, 3 and 4 doors.

"According to the Society of Automotive Engineers, a coupe is defined as being a fixed roof vehicle with a sloping rear, that has an interior space of less than 33 cubic feet"

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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Ares said:
Their definition. I couldn't give a st! I've had coupes with 2, 3 and 4 doors.

"According to the Society of Automotive Engineers, a coupe is defined as being a fixed roof vehicle with a sloping rear, that has an interior space of less than 33 cubic feet"
Yeah you're definitely giving off the 'don't give a st' vibe laugh

Based on that definition, we agree this isn't a coupe then?

Hot Knife

89 posts

60 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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No, the definition of a coupe is "cut" in French. And it was first used in to name a product/thing in the 1600's, a shallow sloping glass that people drank champagne out of. It changed in our dictionary in time when someone decided the idea of that would be a good way to describe the shape of a car. It's all just marketing anyway.

The number of doors is absolutely irrelevant given it's an appropriated term. The only difference is wether you live in the 1960's or 2019.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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Hot Knife said:
No, the definition of a coupe is "cut" in French. And it was first used in to name a product/thing in the 1600's, a shallow sloping glass that people drank champagne out of. It changed in our dictionary in time when someone decided the idea of that would be a good way to describe the shape of a car. It's all just marketing anyway.

The number of doors is absolutely irrelevant given it's an appropriated term. The only difference is wether you live in the 1960's or 2019.
First time it was used to describe a vehicle it was a horse drawn cart for 2 passengers, not a car.

Anyway, this big thing looks pretty ridiculous, will no doubt be a very good mode of transporting people around, and looks very little like what most people would call a coupe, not that it matters.

Seem reasonable?

Hot Knife

89 posts

60 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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BathyThermo said:
First time it was used to describe a vehicle it was a horse drawn cart for 2 passengers, not a car.

Anyway, this big thing looks pretty ridiculous, will no doubt be a very good mode of transporting people around, and looks very little like what most people would call a coupe, not that it matters.

Seem reasonable?
It seems reasonable when we can agree it doesn't matter.

I love that big ridiculous looking thing. Think it's beautiful. I like it even more knowing it gets people so bent out of shape too tongue out

Andy JB

1,319 posts

220 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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Carbon roof on an SUV

Coupe with 4 doors

PRICELESS - it will sell well

Nerdherder

1,773 posts

98 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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Ares said:
Nerdherder said:
RDMcG said:
…. I get the Cayenne, but this removes space for no reason other than to make this strange pile. ….
This exactly.
...so becomes a good choice for those who want the attributes of SUV, but don't need as much space? A bit like those who buy a 2 series over a 4 series.
Hahahhahaha. No.

1974foggy

677 posts

145 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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seefarr said:
Oooh, a climate change denialist? Cool! I thought you were all dead or had moved onto shouting "BREXIT OR DEATH" or blaming Muslims for everything by now?

Somehow, it's comforting to know they still exist - it's sort of like Internet archaeology.
What a sneering, condescending and ignorant comment for no reason. Worse than the person you quoted. You must be an acquaintance of fellow PH forum know-it-all Ares .

Edited by 1974foggy on Tuesday 21st May 18:33

E65Ross

35,094 posts

213 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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Andy JB said:
Carbon roof on an SUV

Coupe with 4 doors

PRICELESS - it will sell well
SUVs by their design aren't as dynamic as a saloon. That's physics. Porsche try to make whatever sort of car they're building to be the most sporty in its class. Having a lighter roof won't do it any harm.... So what's wrong with it exactly? Would you rather the roof be made of granite?

Helicopter123

8,831 posts

157 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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These will sell like hot cakes both to existing Porsche owners and to those new to brand.

I can’t understand why some criticise Porsche for selling cars that people actually want to buy with real money.

Others (Lotus for one) should take note.

highway

1,957 posts

261 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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How is this glum bus a coupe? It has 5 doors.

seefarr

1,469 posts

187 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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1974foggy said:
seefarr said:
Oooh, a climate change denialist? Cool! I thought you were all dead or had moved onto shouting "BREXIT OR DEATH" or blaming Muslims for everything by now?

Somehow, it's comforting to know they still exist - it's sort of like Internet archaeology.
What a sneering, condescending and ignorant comment for no reason. Worse than the person you quoted. You must be an acquaintance of fellow PH forum know-it-all Ares .

Edited by 1974foggy on Tuesday 21st May 18:33
laugh Touch a nerve, did I?

mrnoisy78

221 posts

194 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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Ares said:
Their definition. I couldn't give a st! I've had coupes with 2, 3 and 4 doors.

"According to the Society of Automotive Engineers, a coupe is defined as being a fixed roof vehicle with a sloping rear, that has an interior space of less than 33 cubic feet"
SAE? Ah, an American society so they’ll also call a bonnet a hood and a boot a trunk biggrin

A coupe isn’t a pile of st SUV with half the roof cut off to make it look sporty. The monstrosity in question might attract a title in my eyes of “sport” (and I use the term in the loosest sense) back or a hatchback but it’s NOT a coupe ffs.
Nor is a 4 door saloon a coupe, it’s a saloon. If it’s got an extended rake rear boot guess what it’s a hatchback.
The only reason morons get caught up in the “coupe” tag line is because it’s a way to market a dull and relatively average car. Bit like the X6 really.

jorders500

140 posts

90 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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It makes me sad that this car exists and even sadder that lots of people will buy it.

g3org3y

20,638 posts

192 months

Tuesday 21st May 2019
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Will this be able to make the drive from London to York?

Asking for a friend.

RDMcG

19,178 posts

208 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2019
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Only a matter of time now till we get the Porsche Truktera pickup.

nickfrog

21,183 posts

218 months

Wednesday 22nd May 2019
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jorders500 said:
It makes me sad that this car exists and even sadder that lots of people will buy it.
Are you against freedom of choice?

Why do you care what other people do? What's up?