RE: Shed of the Week | Jaguar XJ (X300)

RE: Shed of the Week | Jaguar XJ (X300)

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CarlosSainz100

498 posts

121 months

Friday 26th July 2019
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Even though it's almost certainly the wrong car and the wrong era when I see cars like these I immediately think of Arthur Daley dishing out commands to Terry

Cracking car for someone

unsprung

5,467 posts

125 months

Friday 26th July 2019
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Billy_Whizzzz said:
Utterly vile. In Brexiters eyes, the future of the automotive world looks like this. Something totally shoddy, badly build, naff, masquerading as something better than it is and driven by suburban uber conservative arrivistes who have achieved nothing and are scared of everything. No thanks.
rofl

lol, delivered in a continuous stream with nary a pause.

I can imagine the enunciation, complete with bits of spit.


grumpy52

5,595 posts

167 months

Friday 26th July 2019
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XJR500bhp said:
grumpy52 said:
Defo not, it started life as a previous series model in green and was a race car . He grafted later front and rear outer panels on and changed pedal box , wheels and brakes , changed springs and added front splitter and rear pedestal spoiler . It has had some lightening done and some exhaust mods but is a virtually standard n/a engine .
He is putting together a 4.7L 6pot race engine with supercharger. The drawback is lack of suitable cams as nobody has developed high lift cams to be available at reasonable expense .
He also has a race Holden commodore and plans for a 2cv bodied caterham chassis with a 5ltr rover v8 .
Peters car is cool - won't catch my previous old girl though wink






P.S Grumpy do you have Peters contact number, need to get in contact with him
Hi , you have mail , from towawayken.

ez64

233 posts

163 months

Friday 26th July 2019
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Had three all fantastic 4.0 *2 and an X305 XJR. Aside from rusty bolts on the thermostat housing that's made from the die cast metal you make toy guns with great cars.

texaxile

3,291 posts

151 months

Friday 26th July 2019
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I've just run over your dog in my Jaaagg...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eWIrBOc3zE

big_rob_sydney

3,405 posts

195 months

Friday 26th July 2019
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The car driven by Ebeneezer Goode.

kainedog

361 posts

175 months

Friday 26th July 2019
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Well it’s definitely a first when a car has been judged to be attractive to people of a certain political persuasion. Makes it more ironic that be beetle and campers became iconic hippy mobiles . I’m not saying if I voted to leave the eu but I love this weeks shed😉

unsprung

5,467 posts

125 months

Friday 26th July 2019
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The Crack Fox said:
Ryvita said:
More to the point, what's that in the background?

Looks like a Ford Falcon or Galaxie.
I believe it's a 1960 Mercury Montclair, like this one:
https://www.hemmings.com/cars-for-sale/mercury/mon...

Mercury was Ford's entry-level luxury offering -- positioned between the Ford and Lincoln brands. The entire brand was discontinued about ten years ago.



anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 27th July 2019
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Billy_Whizzzz said:
Utterly vile. In Brexiters eyes, the future of the automotive world looks like this. Something totally shoddy, badly build, naff, masquerading as something better than it is and driven by suburban uber conservative arrivistes who have achieved nothing and are scared of everything. No thanks.
Sounds like a Quashqai owner.
1.5 tdi on pcp.
Achiever.
Living the dream.

A1VDY

3,575 posts

128 months

Saturday 27th July 2019
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Zygot said:
Billy_Whizzzz said:
Utterly vile. In Brexiters eyes, the future of the automotive world looks like this. Something totally shoddy, badly build, naff, masquerading as something better than it is and driven by suburban uber conservative arrivistes who have achieved nothing and are scared of everything. No thanks.
Sounds like a Quashqai owner.
1.5 tdi on pcp.
Achiever.
Living the dream.
ie, a complete fu5kin retard..


dendyb

20 posts

182 months

Saturday 27th July 2019
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Billy_Whizzzz said:
Utterly vile. In Brexiters eyes, the future of the automotive world looks like this. Something totally shoddy, badly build, naff, masquerading as something better than it is and driven by suburban uber conservative arrivistes who have achieved nothing and are scared of everything. No thanks.
Oh man, you sound like fun.

GeordieInExile

683 posts

121 months

Saturday 27th July 2019
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Billy_Whizzzz said:
Utterly vile. In Brexiters eyes, the future of the automotive world looks like this. Something totally shoddy, badly build, naff, masquerading as something better than it is and driven by suburban uber conservative arrivistes who have achieved nothing and are scared of everything. No thanks.
I voted Remain and I'd fking LOVE one of these at some point. Far, far nicer places to sit than the contemporary German rubbish 'aspirational' types feel the need to stick on their drives these days.

RobertLoomes

5 posts

93 months

Saturday 27th July 2019
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Had two of these quite recently. First was 3.2. Loved it. Other Half wrote it off with enthusiasm at 140k.

No headroom, no rear passenger space. Bit slow. No sunroof.

For £2000 I bought 1996 4.0 Daimler LWB. In burgundy as didn’t want a wedding car. At 170,000 miles it seemed fine. Fuel consumption no greater but more guts. Whisper quiet inside.. Very cheap to run as a 3rd car and great for long hauls. It ran to 270,000 miles with no big bills. (Very Regular suspension work required). Broke down once when I fried the long neglected auto box fluid. Otherwise lived out in all weathers. A very solid car.

Last Christmas a knackered courier driver fell asleep and t-boned us. The insurer paid out £3000.

cml

715 posts

263 months

Saturday 27th July 2019
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Looks are in the eye of the beholder of course, but, these are just beautiful things. One of the best-looking saloons of the last thirty-forty years, and a style you won't see again - the lines are simply superb, that single swooping line from nose to tail, no ugly slashes and folds, no raised arse, minimal fuss, slim pillars, wide and low like a stylish missile - just fantastic.

The suspension flattens out rough roads with style and the interior is a lovely place to sit. Pound for pound, if waftability is what you want, nothing gets close for the pocket money they cost. This is the king of sheds.



Teddy Lop

8,301 posts

68 months

Saturday 27th July 2019
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unsprung said:
Billy_Whizzzz said:
Utterly vile. In Brexiters eyes, the future of the automotive world looks like this. Something totally shoddy, badly build, naff, masquerading as something better than it is and driven by suburban uber conservative arrivistes who have achieved nothing and are scared of everything. No thanks.
rofl

lol, delivered in a continuous stream with nary a pause.

I can imagine the enunciation, complete with bits of spit.
its like, he's trying to paint this image of brexit-teers being these bitter people but needs to look in the mirror and see that he's the person who can't look at a cheap old car thread without foaming up.

CDP

7,460 posts

255 months

Sunday 28th July 2019
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Teddy Lop said:
unsprung said:
Billy_Whizzzz said:
Utterly vile. In Brexiters eyes, the future of the automotive world looks like this. Something totally shoddy, badly build, naff, masquerading as something better than it is and driven by suburban uber conservative arrivistes who have achieved nothing and are scared of everything. No thanks.
rofl

lol, delivered in a continuous stream with nary a pause.

I can imagine the enunciation, complete with bits of spit.
its like, he's trying to paint this image of brexit-teers being these bitter people but needs to look in the mirror and see that he's the person who can't look at a cheap old car thread without foaming up.
Just imagine what he'd say about a brown Allegro VDP with the chrome grille and picnic tables?

rallycross

12,802 posts

238 months

Sunday 28th July 2019
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CDP said:
Just imagine what he'd say about a brown Allegro VDP with the chrome grille and picnic tables?
I’m sure that’s what Dennis Thatcher ordered when Maggie was given the keys to no 10 and they said you as husband or the new PM you can order any car you want - “hmm yes ok I’ll take a brown Allegro VdP with picnic tables and a permanently full gin decanter - oh and could you include a driver ?” Thanks DT!

CDP

7,460 posts

255 months

Sunday 28th July 2019
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rallycross said:
CDP said:
Just imagine what he'd say about a brown Allegro VDP with the chrome grille and picnic tables?
I’m sure that’s what Dennis Thatcher ordered when Maggie was given the keys to no 10 and they said you as husband or the new PM you can order any car you want - “hmm yes ok I’ll take a brown Allegro VdP with picnic tables and a permanently full gin decanter - oh and could you include a driver ?” Thanks DT!
Apparently Dennis and his mates used to use their bus passes a lot round London.

I guess every bus needs at least one mad, pissed old man sleeping on the back seat...

XJR500bhp

1,194 posts

211 months

Sunday 28th July 2019
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CDP said:
XJR500bhp said:
grumpy52 said:
Defo not, it started life as a previous series model in green and was a race car . He grafted later front and rear outer panels on and changed pedal box , wheels and brakes , changed springs and added front splitter and rear pedestal spoiler . It has had some lightening done and some exhaust mods but is a virtually standard n/a engine .
He is putting together a 4.7L 6pot race engine with supercharger. The drawback is lack of suitable cams as nobody has developed high lift cams to be available at reasonable expense .
He also has a race Holden commodore and plans for a 2cv bodied caterham chassis with a 5ltr rover v8 .
Peters car is cool - won't catch my previous old girl though wink






P.S Grumpy do you have Peters contact number, need to get in contact with him
What have you done with it? I'm just wondering how much fuel has to go in such that a Jag feels overfed?
That car has the charger off a 4.2 V8 on the side of it, new fuel system, two pumps, bigger injectors etc.





CDP

7,460 posts

255 months

Monday 29th July 2019
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XJR500bhp said:
That car has the charger off a 4.2 V8 on the side of it, new fuel system, two pumps, bigger injectors etc.




Quite a spec, live the dual fuel pumps to keep up with the thirst. I bet it sounds awesome.